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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Green Devil Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Apr 2016 at 1:21pm
Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Originally posted by Green Devil Green Devil wrote:

"Dench"



What's this now? Dame Judy?

Black English grim artists have made it popular in youth culture.

It means "nice" or if you're cool "sick"
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"No Homo" A young lad at work told us it the other day. Its meant to be used after paying a compliment to another fella to signal there's no underlying homosexual feelings behind the compliment. What the hell has the world come to.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Devrozex Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Apr 2016 at 1:56pm
Originally posted by dundon13 dundon13 wrote:

"No Homo" A young lad at work told us it the other day. Its meant to be used after paying a compliment to another fella to signal there's no underlying homosexual feelings behind the compliment. What the hell has the world come to.
 
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It is what all the closet gays say in the Gym. They go to the gym wearing short-shorts and a vest. Then when they are in there they stare at their male friends lifting weights, flexing, grunting and getting sweaty. They finish it off by taking topless pictures of each other and complimenting their bodies. They say "No Homo" at end because they cannot admit to themselves that the whole thing is a fair bit gay.
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I just got asked to set up a meeting with someone to see if we could "leverage the synergies in the (system we use) space"




Edited by Hoosay - 26 Apr 2016 at 4:27pm
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Reply: "I understand what you are saying, but is there any way you could sound like less of a c*nt while you say it?

'Make best use of common resources' sounds a lot less sh*tehawky than 'leverage the synergies' even if it means the same thing."



They're t**sers who feel the need to show how "smart" they are and how "good" their vocabulary is.... that's what you're dealing with there. They aren't smart, they're parroting lines they've heard before with barely a grasp on what they actually mean.
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Originally posted by SuperDave84 SuperDave84 wrote:

Reply: "I understand what you are saying, but is there any way you could sound like less of a c*nt while you say it?

'Make best use of common resources' sounds a lot less sh*tehawky than 'leverage the synergies' even if it means the same thing."



They're t**sers who feel the need to show how "smart" they are and how "good" their vocabulary is.... that's what you're dealing with there. They aren't smart, they're parroting lines they've heard before with barely a grasp on what they actually mean.

I just asked "what the f**k does that even mean"?

After some discussion we have agreed that I will not be setting up a meeting.

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Buzzword .
l hear you are a racist now, father ?
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Absolutely.
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Originally posted by Hoosay Hoosay wrote:

I just got asked to set up a meeting with someone to see if we could "leverage the synergies in the (system we use) space"


Meet me in the store room and my erection will join yours???

What did you reply?
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Originally posted by SuperDave84 SuperDave84 wrote:

Reply: "I understand what you are saying, but is there any way you could sound like less of a c*nt while you say it?

'Make best use of common resources' sounds a lot less sh*tehawky than 'leverage the synergies' even if it means the same thing."



They're t**sers who feel the need to show how "smart" they are and how "good" their vocabulary is.... that's what you're dealing with there. They aren't smart, they're parroting lines they've heard before with barely a grasp on what they actually mean.

Friend was going for an interview recently and was told the people conducting interview love all that sh*te talk.He learned off a load of that trash and threw it in constantly.He reckons he was embarrassed saying most of it and expected them to f**k him out.They lapped it up and he got the job LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Roberto Baggio Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Apr 2016 at 12:22am
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Originally posted by rossieman rossieman wrote:

Originally posted by SuperDave84 SuperDave84 wrote:

Reply: "I understand what you are saying, but is there any way you could sound like less of a c*nt while you say it?

'Make best use of common resources' sounds a lot less sh*tehawky than 'leverage the synergies' even if it means the same thing."



They're t**sers who feel the need to show how "smart" they are and how "good" their vocabulary is.... that's what you're dealing with there. They aren't smart, they're parroting lines they've heard before with barely a grasp on what they actually mean.

Friend was going for an interview recently and was told the people conducting interview love all that sh*te talk.He learned off a load of that trash and threw it in constantly.He reckons he was embarrassed saying most of it and expected them to f**k him out.They lapped it up and he got the job LOL


A paradigm shift. He must have been streamlining. 
So you've decided to read this eh?

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"We need to leverage synergies so we can exercise that paradigm shift towards streamlining; we may have to sunset some creatives so we can productivise our rockstars."

aka

"We need to figure out what staff members are essentially doing the same job so we can fire some and make others work harder"


Edited by SuperDave84 - 27 Apr 2016 at 12:56am
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