Best Restaurants Thread

There's a special place for these f**kers on PM's Island gulag

Right, having looked at their website I feel the need to burn it down. Should the head go again, I'm flying to Dublin and taking these bastards with me. 

'Get laid, get fed' is not a marketing slogan. Nobody hears that and thinks "I would love a chicken burger". You can say what you want about the Colonel, but he knows an advertising slogan.

Also, I feel you are too lazy to write 'reservations' on your website, you're probably to lazy to cook the f**king thing through. 'Ressies' isn't hip or cool, it's just ****ish. Turn off 'Home and Away' for a minute and remember you're in Ireland, ya pair of foster ****s.

Finally, I watched thirty seconds of the video about where your produce comes from and am none the better for it. Ignoring the two Dublin gimps who think they are the bollocks because they can fry chicken, what about this Meath farmer? He is about 60 years of age and is the fourth generation in his family in the business, a business that started in 1982. I'm neither an expert in mathematics or genealogy, but something isn't adding up or his granddaddy was getting fed and laid at 100 years of age and his granny was hatching them out middle-aged and farm fed.

Absolute ****f**kery 

Soft af toasted Amish bun - got sick in my mouth 

Might bring perfect fried chicken from the east end of London to Ireland cut through all the hipster nonsense 

Spicey as f**k chicken burger, meat sourced from unhappy chickens with a frozen hash brown slice of American cheese and some admittedly very good home made hot sauce to cut through the terrible ingredients all wrapped in a Kerry Katona range Iceland burger bun served by a dodgy looking fella who may or may not have been involved in funding Isis. 

sitting there too scared to ask for the communal sauce bottles from the honkey West Ham chav season ticket holder in her Ugg’s and pyjamas and the knife wielding drug dealing brethren on the table behind her who are bragging about shanking up their rivals over a few wings 

Can add 5 wings to a burger meal and not break £5. Mad spots

I know this place across from the bleeding horse that's quite good..