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At least he will get one Tyne/Wear Derby in before it goes to court again
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Adam Johnson set to leave Sunderland

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Swiss club, Bern Young Boys have announced the signing of Adam Johnson, on a 3-year-deal subject to a medical. The winger, who has recently been charged with three counts of sexual activity with a child, impressed Young Boys with his knowledge of the club and Swiss extradition laws. Club president, Paul Gadd, said:

“Adam has impressed us greatly. I have never before met a player more passionate about not only Young Boys, but also Young Girls, our women’s team.”

At the unveiling, the club’s press secretary insisted that no questions about Johnson’s upcoming trial would be allowed. However Johnson almost immediately slipped up, when asked about playing on his new club’s artificial pitch which caused a number of injuries last season:

“Listen, I just want to get my head down with Young Boys and play as often as I can. I don’t care about playing on a plastic pitch. There doesn’t even need to be any grass on the pitch for me to play. In fact, I prefer–” he said before being cut-off by the press officer.

adam johson with quote newAsked for his thoughts on the move, the winger seemed less than enthusiastic: “Well in an ideal world, I wouldn’t be going to Young- Boys, if you know what I mean, but I’m determined to make the most of it. I’ve taken my badges and will be working with the youth teams. It’s great that the club have given me the access, I could no longer get at Sunderland.”

Even when speaking to his new club’s in-house TV station, Johnson seemed nervous. Upon being asked to name 3 things he loved, he answered: “Well firstly, I love young–” before pausing for 3 minutes. “Ashley Young” he eventually shouted. “I love Ashley Young. Yeah, that should do…. Aside from that, I also love the music of Michael Jackson and having sex with underage girls.”

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A petition was started by a Newcastle fan, Johnson's representitives got wind of this and threatened to sue.

Disgusting to even suggest that he was mocking that flight, when he's done the aeroplane celebration a few times against Newcastle before that incident even happened. 
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Exactly, he clearly does it because it reminds him of meals out with his girlfriend

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Exactly, he clearly does it because it reminds him of meals out with his girlfriend

Nearly every post of yours screams "look at me" or maybe if i tell a sh*t joke or come out with a stupid one liner someone will pay attention. 

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Originally posted by Green Devil Green Devil wrote:

Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

Exactly, he clearly does it because it reminds him of meals out with his girlfriend

Nearly every post of yours screams "look at me" or maybe if i tell a sh*t joke or come out with a stupid one liner someone will pay attention. 

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Nearly every post of yours entails half your personal life , it also feels implied you were bounced ,as well as possibly kicked, like a football as a baby. Sbyrne has filled your role
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Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

Originally posted by Green Devil Green Devil wrote:

Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

Exactly, he clearly does it because it reminds him of meals out with his girlfriend

Nearly every post of yours screams "look at me" or maybe if i tell a sh*t joke or come out with a stupid one liner someone will pay attention. 

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Nearly every post of yours entails half your personal life , it also feels implied you were bounced ,as well as possibly kicked, like a football as a baby. Sbyrne has filled your role

Strange comment? Care to expand on it? I'm not aware of telling people my income or what i had for dinner on the McClean, Whelan, Gibson, JD thread, Tips threads etc? Usually when someone goes away on a mini break or on a holiday they talk about it. 

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That is it? I spent ten minutes waiting for that? f**king hellLOL 
To expand, I know more about you then some girls I have been out, including your connection to every county in the midlands, your bad tattoos and your inability to pick a winner;even when coming straight from the horse's mouth.
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Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

That is it? I spent ten minutes waiting for that? f**king hellLOL 
To expand, I know more about you then some girls I have been out, including your connection to every county in the midlands, your bad tattoos and your inability to pick a winner;even when coming straight from the horse's mouth.

Sure whats another ten minutes sitting infront of a computer to you? More time to make up unfunny jokes and sh*t one liners?  

I didn't know it was uncommon to tell people what county you live in? You've lived in London or was that by chance i just happened to know that? 

Admitting to having a bad tattoo, like numerous others on a thread about tattoos? 

So by passing on what i get on a racecourse, means i have an inability to pick a winner even though it's not actually me tipping the horse? LOL
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Then what are you doing, f**king riding it? Yourself, Byrner and Coyne should all go make your own forum. It would be comedy gold
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No when i pass on info it's from jockeys/owners/trainers, it's not as if i'm actually tipping the horse. I really can't understand why people cannot grasp that. I tip teams up on the Carlow Soccer League myself, if a team loses that i tip up then i take responsibility for it. 

If the forum had a comedy value to it, that would rule you out so?
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Originally posted by Green Devil Green Devil wrote:

No when i pass on info it's from jockeys/owners/trainers, it's not as if i'm actually tipping the horse. I really can't understand why people cannot grasp that. I tip teams up on the Carlow Soccer League myself, if a team loses that i tip up then i take responsibility for it. 

If the forum had a comedy value to it, that would rule you out so?

Tipsters are often insiders of a particular sport able to provide bettors with information not publicly available. There are other tipsters who provide equally respectable results through analysis of commonly accessible information.

To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if you were actually tipping the horse, or the other way round.

Your last line is also a good example of irony, I very much doubt it was deliberate
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Originally posted by Green Devil Green Devil wrote:

Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

Exactly, he clearly does it because it reminds him of meals out with his girlfriend

Nearly every post of yours screams "look at me" or maybe if i tell a sh*t joke or come out with a stupid one liner someone will pay attention. 

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Sorry Lilly pal but you're a fool to suggest the story was even remotely true. 

The Daily MagGraph (Telegraph) started it and got their arses sued right away for it.

The other sh*t was funny, this was a bit silly.


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Originally posted by coyne coyne wrote:

Sorry Lilly pal but you're a fool to suggest the story was even remotely true. 

The Daily MagGraph (Telegraph) started it and got their arses sued right away for it.

The other sh*t was funny, this was a bit silly.



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Originally posted by Green Devil Green Devil wrote:

No when i pass on info it's from jockeys/owners/trainers, it's not as if i'm actually tipping the horse. I really can't understand why people cannot grasp that. I tip teams up on the Carlow Soccer League myself, if a team loses that i tip up then i take responsibility for it. 

If the forum had a comedy value to it, that would rule you out so?


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