You’re Sicilian, huh?’

 ‘Yeah, Sicilian.’ ‘Hmmm… You know, I read a lot. Especiall thins about history. I find that sh*t fascinating. Here’s a fact, I don’t know whether you know are not. Sicilians were spawned by *****rs.’ ‘Ehhh… Come again?’ ‘It’s a fact. Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts. If you don’t believe me, you could look it up. Hundreds of years ago, you see eh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are *****rs. You see, way back then, Sicilians seemed like waps from Northern Italy. They all had blond hair, blue eyes. But eh, well, then the Moors moved in and eh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much f**king with Sicilian women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That’s why blond hair, blue eyes, became black hair, dark skin. You know, it’s absolutely amazing to me, to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that eh, that Sicilians still carry that *****r gene. This eh… No, I’m qouting history… It’s written. It’s a fact, it’s written….’ ‘Ilove this guy, haha…’ ‘Your ancestors are *****rs. Haha. Yeah. And yoyr great, great, great, great grandmother f**ked a *****r. Yeah. And she had a halve *****r kid. Now if that’s a fact, tell me… am I lyin’? ‘Cause you are part eggplant.’ ‘Ooow. Heei, heei, heei, you are a cantalope….. Oooow. That was beautiful.’