Your funniest moment on tour

pre Madonna wrote: horsebox wrote: What exactly is the issue you have with this post? I get the feeling that the internet is not you you. I don't find the assault of a young woman, particularly that with a thinly veiled sexual threat, as funny. If you can't understand that, I am not sure the world is for you. I know you have posted some fairly sexist and borderline misogynistic comments yourself in the past, but I am sure  you can clearly see the problem here.

You were banned here before mocking disabled people, so you came back, sit at home and spend most of your days reporting comment after comment
like a girls blouse.

Crying to the mods about Shoco's comments while using the exact same language itself is beyond laughable and hypocritical.

You need to get back to that extended break and stop being such a wuzz. This is the internet after all.

"fairly sexist and borderline misogynistic comments" I couldn't give a bollocks to be honest.

McG wrote: Maybe you had to be there but I don’t think it’s funny. Not in an offended way or anything, just not funny. More embarrassing than anything else

billybob wrote: Train back to Brussels from Amsterdam We were sitting between carriages in the fold down seats...depressed,hungover,sick.   A Canadian backpacking couple get on and sit opposite us.   Billybob : Hi, Where you guys from? Canadian chick : Toronto Billybob: Ahhhh, g'day mate Canadian chick: Ummm no, C A N A D A Billybob: Well in that case, throw another shrimp on the barby Puzzled Canadian chick: I think you're mixing Canada up with Australia Billybob: Oh right sorry about that, maybe you know this one so......   Billybob/Gerk and crew in full singing voice: Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda, You'll come a .............................   The whole carriage joined in singing for our Canadian friends who at this stage started shouting at us and grabbed their bags and left. Lifted the spirits on a poxy journey home!!

some absolute belters in this thread. Had a good laugh today reading through them. 

Ye have to agree the walking trip in Tbilisi was some crack. The last two stops at wine shops and sing song :)) my head next day was fooked. Have video of wine shop if anyone on walking tour and wants it.

You lot must have been on the riff raff walking tour in Tblisi, ours was far more civilised

Borussia wrote: I was thinking the same : The big group got broken into 2 groups. Sounds like Svetta had an easier time of it with us !

when we told Svetta we were just going in to use the toilet for a minute.

Borussia wrote: Svetta was good craic - Ended up coming to the game on the Saturday!