Your funniest moment on tour

peterbelfast wrote: Me and the mate desy walking back from an irish bar in krakow, we made our way from krakow to gdansk for spain game in euro 2012. Well me and desy walking back past this park thing, mate desy likes to pull his trousers down. No idea why but he does. Anyway dandering up the street, desy pulls the shorts and trunks down and carries on walking with his wee man dangling. Then i see too guys running towards us shouting in polish. I think too myself, fudge he has crossed some cultural line here and we are certain for a dust up here. The 2 guys get down to us and then start pointing at desy's member. Then out of nowhere they pull their trunks down and start walking with us. It was as if desy had given them a sense of belonging with his exhibitionism. So they carry on walking with us chatting, 3 of them with their trunks around their ankles. Turns out they were 2 slovakian students. They even whippped out a bottle of vodka from their inside coat pocket. They must of walked half a mile with us. Was the most surreal walk ever, walking through krakow at 3 in the morning with 2 slovaks with their little lads out trying to have a convo whilst skulling raw vodka. Haha

Newryrep wrote: peterbelfast wrote: Me and the mate desy walking back from an irish bar in krakow, we made our way from krakow to gdansk for spain game in euro 2012. Well me and desy walking back past this park thing, mate desy likes to pull his trousers down. No idea why but he does. Anyway dandering up the street, desy pulls the shorts and trunks down and carries on walking with his wee man dangling. Then i see too guys running towards us shouting in polish. I think too myself, fudge he has crossed some cultural line here and we are certain for a dust up here. The 2 guys get down to us and then start pointing at desy's member. Then out of nowhere they pull their trunks down and start walking with us. It was as if desy had given them a sense of belonging with his exhibitionism. So they carry on walking with us chatting, 3 of them with their trunks around their ankles. Turns out they were 2 slovakian students. They even whippped out a bottle of vodka from their inside coat pocket. They must of walked half a mile with us. Was the most surreal walk ever, walking through krakow at 3 in the morning with 2 slovaks with their little lads out trying to have a convo whilst skulling raw vodka. Haha   on the way back from a screening of Brokeback Mountain ?   tell your mate to wise the fuk up as the police especially continental police tend not to look upon 'he's a bit of a character' favourably as a valid defence

Wake up on the wrong side of the bed? It was four years ago, he can't change his actions now, it's in a funny stories thread, it's funny, stop being a buzzkill

Game in Liege in 2011............. take littlie (6) out of school at Midday, head for Channel tunnel with him and eventually get there. He had  lovely sleep in car on way back while I drove straight back.
Next morning his mother wakes him for school and first thing he says was "The drivers in Brussels are F***** awful"................ and this gets repeated to me when I wake up........... need to remind him what happens on tour stays on tour.
Goes into school with biggest idiot taunting him he never attended until he takes out program and scarf :), did he enjoy that day.
His teacher checked with wife as she assumed I was only going to London............ :)

Bringing him to Oman game at Craven Cottage in August 2012 and some patronising git says to him
"Isn't it nice that your daddy takes you to your first Ireland game".
Littlie came back with "Yes but its only a friendly, I did enjoy attending our games at Euro's more in Poland just a pity we didn't win any"
Guy responded with "Oh I never attended them" and got the response of
"Oh, Never mind, maybe next time" delivered as only a kid can.
4 Irish fans standing around who has heard this just high fived him afterwards for such a put down.

Newryrep wrote: OscarDelta wrote: Game in Liege in 2011............. take littlie (6) out of school at Midday, head for Channel tunnel with him and eventually get there. He had  lovely sleep in car on way back while I drove straight back. Next morning his mother wakes him for school and first thing he says was "The drivers in Brussels are F***** awful"................ and this gets repeated to me when I wake up........... need to remind him what happens on tour stays on tour. Goes into school with biggest idiot taunting him he never attended until he takes out program and scarf :), did he enjoy that day. His teacher checked with wife as she assumed I was only going to London............ :) Bringing him to Oman game at Craven Cottage in August 2012 and some patronising git says to him "Isn't it nice that your daddy takes you to your first Ireland game". Littlie came back with "Yes but its only a friendly, I did enjoy attending our games at Euro's more in Poland just a pity we didn't win any" Guy responded with "Oh I never attended them" and got the response of "Oh, Never mind, maybe next time" delivered as only a kid can. 4 Irish fans standing around who has heard this just high fived him afterwards for such a put down.   fair play  (cheeky little bollix though )

Don't think it ever register with him to be cheeky, he just called it matter of factly :)

Green Devil wrote: Deco, Philly K and myself arrived in Stockholm, our first night we went to some rocker bar as it was the only place that let us in!  That was grand anyway, we got steamed drunk and picked up these 3 women (all plus size) and brought them back to our apartment! Philly brought the biggest one into the bathroom and shifted the face off her, Deco brought his one onto the bed and done the same, i brought my wan outside! After about 10 mins we all went back drinking in our apartment, the two girls Deco and myself were with went down for a fag, so the 3 of us were lift with the loch ness monster (Phillys wan) all in our boxers at this point, so here didn't we throw her up against the wall, turned the lights off and started to gyrate allover her while singing "i wanna get freaky with you" after a few mins, we stopped and pissed ourselves laughing, here didn't your wan have a panic attack it was priceless!

LO SCIENZIATO wrote: deise316 wrote: I realise more or less everybody on here has a story about the man, but I'll add one to the catalogue.   The Scene; 3am Friday night/Saturday morning, I struggle back to hotel after 14 hour session. Up to the room, feelin a bit dehydrated, realise I have no water, so down to reception for a bottle. In an alcohol induced state of misplaced confidence, I decide I will chat up the receptionist.  Of course, I got absolutely nowhere, but she did say I was the funniest person she had ever met in the hotel. Anyway, went out for a smoke with her, conversation continued, a taxi pulls up across the road. I lean over to have a look, thinking it could only be some Irish eejit at this hour of the morning.   Fella gets out of front passenger seat of taxi, opens rear door. All I see is a pair of feet. 1st fella drags yer man out by the feet, stands him up, points at the hotel, gets back into taxi, and off with the taxi. Our man stubles across the road, I start laughing and tell the receptionst we could be in trouble. Tommy Feely.  She asks me do I know him, I say of course I do, she doesnt believe me, so I introduce them.   Tommy turns to me and says with straight face ' So how do you 2 know each other then?' Me; 'Me and herself are  getting married Tommy' Receptionist - nearly crying with laughter Tommy - ' Thats nice, can I come to the wedding?' Me - 'Tommy, yer the first man on the list' Tommy to receptionist - points at me, says to her  'you made a very wise choice, he is a very rich man', and off to bed with him.   Played a blinder for a fella who was panned out in the back of a taxi some minutes before - legend.     Tommy Feely

Claret Murph wrote: LO SCIENZIATO wrote: deise316 wrote: I realise more or less everybody on here has a story about the man, but I'll add one to the catalogue.   The Scene; 3am Friday night/Saturday morning, I struggle back to hotel after 14 hour session. Up to the room, feelin a bit dehydrated, realise I have no water, so down to reception for a bottle. In an alcohol induced state of misplaced confidence, I decide I will chat up the receptionist.  Of course, I got absolutely nowhere, but she did say I was the funniest person she had ever met in the hotel. Anyway, went out for a smoke with her, conversation continued, a taxi pulls up across the road. I lean over to have a look, thinking it could only be some Irish eejit at this hour of the morning.   Fella gets out of front passenger seat of taxi, opens rear door. All I see is a pair of feet. 1st fella drags yer man out by the feet, stands him up, points at the hotel, gets back into taxi, and off with the taxi. Our man stubles across the road, I start laughing and tell the receptionst we could be in trouble. Tommy Feely.  She asks me do I know him, I say of course I do, she doesnt believe me, so I introduce them.   Tommy turns to me and says with straight face ' So how do you 2 know each other then?' Me; 'Me and herself are  getting married Tommy' Receptionist - nearly crying with laughter Tommy - ' Thats nice, can I come to the wedding?' Me - 'Tommy, yer the first man on the list' Tommy to receptionist - points at me, says to her  'you made a very wise choice, he is a very rich man', and off to bed with him.   Played a blinder for a fella who was panned out in the back of a taxi some minutes before - legend.     Tommy Feely    Just thinking is he on your list Sci this month

What exactly is the issue you have with this post?

I get the feeling that the internet is not you you.

Maybe you had to be there but I don’t think it’s funny. Not in an offended way or anything, just not funny.