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Originally posted by billybob billybob wrote:

Two mates (gerk one of them i think) getting a on-the-spot fine of €50 for discreetly pissing on the front wall of a copshop whilst the policewoman watches out the window....on the way to Amsterdam  briarena again.
can't bring people who drink in Rahtfarnham anywhere BB can yah ? TongueI used a drink there when I was eleven!!!Tongue..Gerk is an amataur drinker anyhow he probably get raped by an albanian illegal immergratClap...only messingCool

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Originally posted by Honey Monster Honey Monster wrote:

That wasnt funny JS, not funny at all mate! Dead
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Originally posted by tirchonaill tirchonaill wrote:

We were staying in a town outside Niigata(Ireland v Cameroon) when myself and one of the lads went for a dander at 630am in the town, anyhow ended up getting lostEmbarrassed and we asked a local for directions to the train station as our hotel was beside it, these Japs had not an ounce of english, so started saying to him "choo choo" with the arms going too to demonstrate a trainEmbarrassed gave me all these hand signal directions but we were none the wiser so dandered on for a while, came to another fellow, done the same motions with him, same, gave me a pile of hand signals, walked on for about 5 mins when heard car blowing the horn, that last fellow had gone back home, got the car, wife and 2 kids, started taking loads of photos of us(all had to have an invidual picture with them wearing the Ireland scarf too)  and gave us a lift. Worst thing was they left us right to the door of the station, got out of the car and walked in with us, started waving away and the usual bowing towards us, we had rail passes for the duration over there so we walked onto the platform, fook, they still stayed waving away and bowing, stil taking photos too(gave them the scarf to keep) and they stayed there til a train came, we got on it as we had not the heart in us to turn back and go across the road back to the hotelEmbarrassed We just got off at next stop and went back again.
 
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legend tirchonaill,,typical irish way of going on
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Originally posted by gazsh gazsh wrote:

i remember years ago i was in lansdowne and tony cascarino was having a nightmare of a game..one fan across from me tried to lift cas's spirits by starting the chant 'there's only one cascarino', which was met, quick as a fart in the wind, by a lad who just shouted 'thanks be to jaysus there's only one of him'..stand erupted.. 
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A gang of us got the early flight to charleroi in belgium for the friendly against holland in 2004 where we had to get a train to amsterdam . We got on the train about 9 o clock the morning of the match and made a home away from home in between one of the carriages with a rake of cans in tow..

About half nine some american dude sees us doin a beer bong , comes up to us and asks where we are from and what are we doing on the rip at 9 in the morning. We got talkin to him and he tells us he is on his way to a job interview in some dutch bank so we offer him some gargle to calm the nerves . . he takes a can reluctantly and joins in the festive spirit as he had irish mates back home. .
 
Fast forward a few hours and we are all revved up coming into the dam , none more than the american . . . Transpires his interview is in 20 minutes and here he is with an irish jersey on , tricolour painted on his face and holding a bottle of rum !! We parted company and never heard from him again ..
 
Dont think he got the job for some reason LOL
 
 
 
 


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Originally posted by BabbsBalls BabbsBalls wrote:

A gang of us got the early flight to charleroi in belgium for the friendly against holland in 2004 where we had to get a train to amsterdam . We got on the train about 9 o clock the morning of the match and made a home away from home in between one of the carriages with a rake of cans in tow..

About half nine some american dude sees us doin a beer bong , comes up to us and asks where we are from and what are we doing on the rip at 9 in the morning. We got talkin to him and he tells us he is on his way to a job interview in some dutch bank so we offer him some gargle to calm the nerves . . he takes a can reluctantly and joins in the festive spirit as he had irish mates back home. .
 
Fast forward a few hours and we are all revved up coming into the dam , none more than the american . . . Transpires his interview is in 20 minutes and here he is with an irish jersey on , tricolour painted on his face and holding a bottle of rum !! We parted company and never heard from him again ..
 
Dont think he got the job for some reason LOL
 
 
 
 


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Thats a possibility alright . . LOL

 
 
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These really need to go in the next YBIG mago. They're certainly funnier then the ones from WHATS THE STORY (no offence to that book).
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Harassing a Herald journo in the hotel bar in Rimini after the game (whilst drunk) to let me edit his article (that sounds wrongConfused)
It was the only computer in the foyer and I was trying to log on to foot.ie whilst he was typing his article. We saved it on the hotel computer, not sure if it ever made print although he emailed it back to the Herald that night. God knows what shiite I was writing.
Hare Krishna parade in Prague was class, also drinking shots of liquers in a souvenir shop in San Marino, owner kept filling the glass. The Calcutta Express from Bratislava to Prague running out of beer, train stewards stopped en route to stock up!
All the Ireland fans singing the Barbie song before they let us out of the Podgorica stadium, far too many guys know the words to that song Confused
Getting locked into the Porterhouse bar in Mainz on the Sunday night til maybe 3am(vague memory), the cops coming in and just told us to keep the singing down a bit.
The bus from Rimini to San Marino, great response and singing to Joe Dolan's songs LOL
Tony O'D getting mobbed in Mainz when the live telly link came on LOL
On train from Mainz to Dusseldorf hungover to hell, a Josef Fritzl racist communist lookalike starting chatting to us the whole way. He overheard us speaking and knew we were speaking english but that it sounded different with strange and unusual words and phasesLOL
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I sorta remember him in the hotel and you editing the article thought it was the night beofre the game though.
Think we were still drinkin at 8 the morning of the match, had to sent the bro to bed bout 5 he was fooked.
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Originally posted by tirchonaill tirchonaill wrote:

a train came, we got on it as we had not the heart in us to turn back and go across the road back to the hotelEmbarrassed We just got off at next stop and went back again.
 
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fair paly lads . some great stories , telly bingo  , botel orgy , this is what its all about , 
 
in portugal a mutual friend of mine and TK's was with us and he was having some great banter with a gang of galway lads , they were sl*gging cork and he was calling them hippies and vegetarians, next thing two locals walked past the  pub carring a palm tree , your man stopped them and took out a cigarette lighter and made as if he was lighting the tree , he said it was a big joint for the galway lads to smoke !! the whole place erupted laughing .
 
the locals were all driving past the pubs in their cars and shouting "figo, figo" or "rui costa" or "1-0, 2-0"  this went on for about an hour and we would shout back , then some dub lad just arrived at the pub and he was standing on the footpath and a local shouted "figo" and the dub shouted back " gerry adams"! the whole fcuking place erupted laughing again!!
 
 
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Originally posted by Bob Hoskins Bob Hoskins wrote:

Originally posted by BabbsBalls BabbsBalls wrote:

A gang of us got the early flight to charleroi in belgium for the friendly against holland in 2004 where we had to get a train to amsterdam . We got on the train about 9 o clock the morning of the match and made a home away from home in between one of the carriages with a rake of cans in tow..

About half nine some american dude sees us doin a beer bong , comes up to us and asks where we are from and what are we doing on the rip at 9 in the morning. We got talkin to him and he tells us he is on his way to a job interview in some dutch bank so we offer him some gargle to calm the nerves . . he takes a can reluctantly and joins in the festive spirit as he had irish mates back home. .
 
Fast forward a few hours and we are all revved up coming into the dam , none more than the american . . . Transpires his interview is in 20 minutes and here he is with an irish jersey on , tricolour painted on his face and holding a bottle of rum !! We parted company and never heard from him again ..
 
Dont think he got the job for some reason LOL
 
 
 
 


Class story, LOL

maybe he had no job interview and he grifted you good for a few cansErmm



Wasnt even American, just some Irish lad on the scrub for a few cans putting on an accent LOL G'Day mate!
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Quality stuff lads, will see if we can stick a few in the next edition

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Originally posted by BabbsBalls BabbsBalls wrote:

A gang of us got the early flight to charleroi in belgium for the friendly against holland in 2004 where we had to get a train to amsterdam . We got on the train about 9 o clock the morning of the match and made a home away from home in between one of the carriages with a rake of cans in tow..

About half nine some american dude sees us doin a beer bong , comes up to us and asks where we are from and what are we doing on the rip at 9 in the morning. We got talkin to him and he tells us he is on his way to a job interview in some dutch bank so we offer him some gargle to calm the nerves . . he takes a can reluctantly and joins in the festive spirit as he had irish mates back home. .
 
Fast forward a few hours and we are all revved up coming into the dam , none more than the american . . . Transpires his interview is in 20 minutes and here he is with an irish jersey on , tricolour painted on his face and holding a bottle of rum !! We parted company and never heard from him again ..
 
Dont think he got the job for some reason LOL
 
 
 
 
 
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Location:Brussels train station on the way to game in Paris.....
Time: about 7:30 in the morning, the bar there packed with Irish fans. 

Picture the scene, loads of banter, jars everywhere, Gerk singing......

.....All of a sudden, out of nowhere, a double decker massive cream and merang cake in the face! Cool
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Wonderful stories......LOL, the reason Irish away trips are the best craic you will EVER have.
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How did I forget Gerk being pied in Monty in a restaurant packed with people?!! (post a pic)

Gerk also being pied in Dubrovnik airport on the way home was classic. Count buys a pie from the shop. Everyone is hungover and half asleep; especially gerk who was sitting on a chair beside a Croat couple. Count approaches Gerk, pies him in the face, half the pie goes on the Croat young one beside him, the young one’s muscley fella notices what happens, loads of Irish lads begin to leg it away from him through the main departures hall sh*tting themselves.
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