Your funniest moment on tour

lads there have been some hilarious moments on our trips away but for me the funniest was in lisbon in 2000 , there was at least 5-6000 on this trip and there were a gang of lads all dressed up as Arabs ( they looked class) the were up on the front row of the second level looking down on everyone. There was another gang of lads all dressed as elvis and as they walked underneath one of the Arabs shouted out " Elvis!! Ya American Bastard!!"

i remember years ago i was in lansdowne and tony cascarino was having a nightmare of a game..one fan across from me tried to lift cas's spirits by starting the chant 'there's only one cascarino', which was met, quick as a fart in the wind, by a lad who just shouted 'thanks be to jaysus there's only one of him'..stand erupted.. 

Hare Krishna's in Prague was quite funny

Mine was at a home game when at Half time they brought out this lad from England who was the World record holder for "keepy-up" (you know where you kick, knee and head the ball without it touching the ground). Anyway the young lad proceeded to strut his stuff around the edges of Lansdowne Road all the time moving around the pitch and keeping the ball up. Just as he got to where I was on the terraces after about 10 minutes he dropped the ball and a lad behind me went "JAYSUS!"

Mark Kelly was the boy BB!! Disappeared without trace. 

Was at the Ireland v Norway in Landsdowne back in 2003. Gary Breen was playing and having a nightmare of a game. At the time he was with West Ham and Glenn Roeder was the manager who had just been quite sick with head problems. Anyway after a series of bad touches by Breen a fella behind me pipes up

Same as RM, back to Lisbon 2000, the day of the game we were all looking for pub with eng v ger(last eng game at old wembley), nowhere seem to have it til we came across place down this alleyway, 1 barman sitting on a goldmine as nowhere else had it, place was size of someones front room, place was mobbed in no time as word got about, after about 15 mins barman takes cash tray out of till and walks out (ran out of beer) left the place unattended, put a few bottles of local spirit free on counter to help ourselves(there were still some hanging up behind bar too) about 15 mins later he comes back with 3 mates carrying loads of cases of beer. He was amazed some of the spirits was still unopened, place intact, that he then walked down through the crowd handing every body a free can of beer. Was still probably his biggest pay day in that bar even with the free stuff he gave out. For the barman and the Irish fans who he was amazed at that day

Bratislava last year, came back after a few sups to the Botel and all the staff were starkers getting it on!

Caught rapid and when they opened the door/galley they all pretended it was a toga party and was one of the staffs birthday!

it wasnt on tour but my mate getting arrested for drunk and incapable a good few years ago. School the next day was legendary 
many a moment on Killiney beach before matches as well including the same lad getting with this bird and falling down on the ground straight after and pitching a tent in his jocks