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Newryrep
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'Irish' Songs for an Irish team - no SPL EPL generic sh*te
Richard Dunne - 6th Sept 11 - best marshalling of a defence in Moscow since General Zukov Russia V Germany 1941 |
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again from the TAMB
'Three men of indeterminate nationalities died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honour of this holy season,' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' Nigel fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates,' Saint Peter said. Hamish reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said, 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. Eamonn started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolise?' Eamonn replied, 'These are Carol's.' |
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'Irish' Songs for an Irish team - no SPL EPL generic sh*te
Richard Dunne - 6th Sept 11 - best marshalling of a defence in Moscow since General Zukov Russia V Germany 1941 |
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Bob Hoskins
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Would it make sense to remove the joke part from the thread title
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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A dog swallows a set of Christmas Tree lights.
The owners bring him to the vet. The vet said there’s nothing to worry about. The dog was so happy........his face just lit up. |
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Claret Murph
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Please leave .................... Goodness what crap
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Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days .
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Newryrep
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fkin hell tough crowd
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'Irish' Songs for an Irish team - no SPL EPL generic sh*te
Richard Dunne - 6th Sept 11 - best marshalling of a defence in Moscow since General Zukov Russia V Germany 1941 |
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Whats brown and peeps through windows?
A Dirty Shepherd
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Ulster Champions 2020 our 40th Title. Take that all ye Moanaghan ***ts!
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Bob Hoskins
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It get's a thumbs up from me
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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A nosey sh*te |
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GB 1HughJarse
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I got a bag of rice as a Christmas present......it was from my Uncle Ben. |
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I used to have Tourettes but I managed to get rid of it thank f**k!!!
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Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...
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Bob Hoskins
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This is the Christmas jokes thread, not that you'd notice
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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lassassinblanc
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Who delivers presents to dogs and cats at Christmas?
Santa Paws |
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