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Will monkey attacks put you off going to Gibraltar

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More worried about attacks by Pigsy. Pigsy, you pig.
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Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Are these fckin monkeys the w**king type

You could bring the quare wan
She’d teach the monkeys a thing or two 
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Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Are these fckin monkeys the w**king type

If you ask nicely.
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Made me think of this. It still makes me laugh every time. It also annoys me that that show was axed after two series.
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Originally posted by Mmurf Mmurf wrote:

Isn't the city on the Spanish side next to supposed to be one of the worst spots in Spain with a lot of prostitution and drug problems? Not sure I'd want to have to go through there, but it's probably an inevitability. 
 

whats the name of this fantastic sounding city ? 
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la linea I think
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La Linea del Concepcion. A town where I once fell asleep, drunk, on a bench and was woken up two members of the local constabulary who, as far as I could make out, were not lovers of the English. A matter that was resolved by finding my passport and making disparaging remarks about the English in Spanglish.

It is a kip. A lot of people there pass through the border daily, although the Spanish dispute it's a border due to bizarre dispute over where Gibraltar starts. They see it as a fence on the isthmus they say as being part of Spain according to the Treaty of Utrecht, which gave Gibraltar to the Brits in the first place. A complicated situation over a bit of land connecting a rock to mainland Spain. 

Anyway, the towns a kip. A real proper dive. Even worse than Gibraltar.
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I'd imagine it be safer to f**k the macaque in Gibraltar
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Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

I'd imagine it be safer to f**k the macaque in Gibraltar

each to their own 
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Made me think of this. It still makes me laugh every time. It also annoys me that that show was axed after two series.
 
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Funny thing here is this would actually prevent TJ from travellingLOL
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Are the monkeys good looking? 





Asking for a friend. 


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Originally posted by houghton88 houghton88 wrote:

A friend of mine (who's not right in the head and would get up on anything) once said he would have sex with a monkey.But it would have to be a girl monkey because he is not gay. 




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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Originally posted by houghton88 houghton88 wrote:

A friend of mine (who's not right in the head and would get up on anything) once said he would have sex with a monkey.But it would have to be a girl monkey because he is not gay. 




I wonder is your mate going to this


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Lads had to be brought to casualty for monkey bites and their next if kin was contacted never mind the countless muggings that went on when the monkeys stoe handbags and food and mobile phones.
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Monkey attacks might put me off going back to Montenegro

 
 
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