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Originally posted by sasa123 sasa123 wrote:

Heard anyone say................

I was on the way to Cork with my best friend a while ago and she starts freaking out half way down in the car because she said she "forgot to change her money" she thought they used a different currency down in Cork...and the scary thing is she was really serious LOL
 
That has to be horsesh*t. How could you actually have a meaningful conversation with a person THAT stupid
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As a 7 year old I went into the chipper to get chips for myself and my brother (9 years older brother - lazy f**k made me go in and buy them). Instead of asking for "2 singles" I asked for a "double".
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It is the truth you have no idea she is stupid. She said she got confused as we had been up the north a little while before that and she thought that you had to change her money for every province
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I shared a house with a french girl and we were doing a shopping list one time.   As I was leaving the house to go to work in the morning I put at the end of the shopping list 

"a ride" as a joke thinking she would know it was a joke. 

Anyway she went shopping and said to one of the guys in the shop.   " I am looking for a ride"





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An absolute clown who lives on my road went into an off liscense when he was underage, strolls up to the fella behind the till and asks 'can I have a bottle of nagin' instead of a nagin of vodka. Fella just laughed in his face and told him where to go
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Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

An absolute clown who lives on my road went into an off liscense when he was underage, strolls up to the fella behind the till and asks 'can I have a bottle of nagin' instead of a nagin of vodka. Fella just laughed in his face and told him where to go




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Originally posted by PRNelson PRNelson wrote:

I shared a house with a french girl and we were doing a shopping list one time.   As I was leaving the house to go to work in the morning I put at the end of the shopping list 

"a ride" as a joke thinking she would know it was a joke. 

Anyway she went shopping and said to one of the guys in the shop.   " I am looking for a ride"





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Originally posted by sasa123 sasa123 wrote:

Heard anyone say................

I was on the way to Cork with my best friend a while ago and she starts freaking out half way down in the car because she said she "forgot to change her money" she thought they used a different currency down in Cork...and the scary thing is she was really serious LOL


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Sasa... can I get her number?
She is just about dim enough to think I was a good idea.
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I've been witness to plenty of crackers from my friends but it's hard to remember the really good ones.

One of the lads got caught with an absolute beauty not too long ago but I wasn't there for it. It's been up on facebook. I'll try track it down.
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Another dumb chick i worked with in Chicago years ago. I asked her did her new job pay cash in hand and she replied with a puzzled look saying "No, i got it in an envelope".

Absolute thicko
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Another one she came out with was a while ago when I said to her a lot of women on the continent dont shave and she replied "whats a continent"..... 
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Originally posted by sasa123 sasa123 wrote:

Another one she came out with was a while ago when I said to her a lot of women on the continent dont shave and she replied "whats a continent"..... 


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In recent times the stupidest thing i heard was..."Jaysus this IKEA place is shyte.... how are you meant to know whats in the boxes?"..........

bloke from work who somehow managed to start his first visit to ikea in the warehouse.... when i met him he had been there for 2 hours wandering around trying to figure out what was  in the boxes on the racking... half an hour later, someone showed him to the stairs to the showroom.Confused
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Originally posted by Percy Percy wrote:

In recent times the stupidest thing i heard was..."Jaysus this IKEA place is shyte.... how are you meant to know whats in the boxes?"..........

bloke from work who somehow managed to start his first visit to ikea in the warehouse.... when i met him he had been there for 2 hours wandering around trying to figure out what was  in the boxes on the racking... half an hour later, someone showed him to the stairs to the showroom.Confused
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Originally posted by BigPodge BigPodge wrote:

Metal Paul hammered in the pub asked the barman for "2 Jack Nicholsons and Coke"

Funniest thing ever!!
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

An absolute clown who lives on my road went into an off liscense when he was underage, strolls up to the fella behind the till and asks 'can I have a bottle of nagin' instead of a nagin of vodka. Fella just laughed in his face and told him where to go
  
 
 
 
 
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QUOTE=Gaz]An absolute clown who lives on my road went into an off liscense when he was underage, strolls up to the fella behind the till and asks 'can I have a bottle of nagin' instead of a nagin of vodka. Fella just laughed in his face and told him where to go[/QUOTE] 
 
 
Gaz he is a ybig member and always see him at matches.
 
What a complete and utter dope! LOL
 
 
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