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brianie 
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What drink did you want to be?
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ITS KEANE YES
YBIG You Can Please some of the People Some of the Time But Not All of The People All of The Time |
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MayoMark
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Went onto the petrol station an paid 20 petrol for the oul fella. Went in and got a couple of drinks and walked straight past 5 employees without paying and out the door. In fairness they all had a good laugh, never even tried to stop me!
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They finally did it man... They killed my f**kin' car...
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brianie
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Posted: 18 Apr 2013 at 8:15pm |
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Far to much to pay for an oul fella
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ITS KEANE YES
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seanyshuffler
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Posted: 18 Apr 2013 at 8:23pm |
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Preferbly a bottle of Wkd or Smirnoff ice. Would have women putting their lips around me head all night ! 
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brianie
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ITS KEANE YES
YBIG You Can Please some of the People Some of the Time But Not All of The People All of The Time |
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theheff1989
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Fire drill in school years ago. Started acting the bolox, you now in school as you do, shouldering hitting lads etc. So I gave one of the lads a shoulder to the back and knocked his drink on the ground as I was walking backwards, I fell over the shore on the ground, flat onto my hole. The whole school burst out laughing at me on the ground.
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HateHenry
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Posted: 18 Apr 2013 at 9:24pm |
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Went through check in for my flight to Paris(not that game
 ), got to the desk took a seat 1 hr to spare, getting nice and excited couple of lads in green knocking around buzz was building..Hostess comes out to announce boarding ready, close to top of the queue get to your wan ..wrong desk WRONG AIRLINE!Both Ryanair and Aer Fungus going to Paris 5-10 mins in between..legged it back to security , had to go back through , waved the Aer F flight from the window 200 sovs for the next available flight out of dodge..4 hrs later!Def would not have happened if I was gargled.
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HateHenry
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Posted: 18 Apr 2013 at 9:26pm |
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Alright got this now..off to thick thread with me, The stupidest thing you ever SAID/ not did....
Maybe that last paragraph is so..
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Polska Bialo Czerwoni
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I went to the petrol station in Ballyfermot which is pre-pay. So I went in and prepaid for approx 80euro, hopped in my car and drove off back to work
.Only twigged it driving home from work that I never actually filled the car up as the orange light was on. I went back to the garage and they laughed me out of it
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It was far across the sea,
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Denis Irwin
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
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Posted: 18 Apr 2013 at 9:55pm |
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drog addict
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Posted: 18 Apr 2013 at 10:41pm |
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Ringing customers and after a long chat on the phone, I then end the call with a "thanks for calling". I put the phone down every time and bang me head off the table.
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Chips don't bounce
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Bob Hoskins
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Posted: 18 Apr 2013 at 10:52pm |
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Done that a good few time Drogs with my customers.
They usually answer with yu stoopid man, you wing you wing me, fidy euro sucky sucky |
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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drog addict
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Chips don't bounce
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Exact same thing happened to me when I was flying back to England after christmas, I was wondering why my gate wasn't a 10 mile walk away because I was flying with Ryanair. Aer Lingus and Ryanair both had a flight going to Manchester at the same time from the same terminal. Had to run the length of the airport in about 5 minutes to make mine!
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It's Jack Shat
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Baldrick
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Posted: 19 Apr 2013 at 12:21am |
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Went up to AidoM and said Hello
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AKA pedantic kunt
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Green Devil
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
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Green Devil
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Bought John Delaney a pint in Hungary last year because i was scuttered drunk and had no idea what the fooook i was doing
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
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