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peterIreland 
Jack Charlton 
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 Topic: Whats the stupidest thing you have ever...Posted: 20 Jan 2010 at 10:31am |
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Heard anyone say................
I was on the way to Cork with my best friend a while ago and she starts freaking out half way down in the car because she said she "forgot to change her money" she thought they used a different currency down in Cork...and the scary thing is she was really serious  |
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Are you sure it was your friend that said it?
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Girl in our class asked another guy in our class if he was a fishaterian. Same girl thought Athlone was in Galway, "or is it a county? I don't know!!"
Class rep asked our class "Would anyone be interested in forming a lotto syndicate? SAME girls' response - "What do you win?"
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They finally did it man... They killed my f**kin' car...
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Bob Hoskins
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Posted: 20 Jan 2010 at 10:34am |
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December 21st.
unnamed blond. "They say it's the shortest day of the year, doesn't feel like it" |
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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peterIreland
Jack Charlton
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Posted: 20 Jan 2010 at 10:34am |
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Swear to God sure I could write a book on some of the things she comes out with........ she told her boyfriend I pulled the g strings in my elbow the other day (I tore my ligaments)
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They finally did it man... They killed my f**kin' car...
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Posted: 20 Jan 2010 at 10:35am |
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Was in the pub a couple of months ago with my mates and one of them asked another.....
I'm looking for the number of 11811, any chance you could get it for me, the other mate said " Hang on, i will just ring the missus and get it for you!"
That is no word of a lie
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This time next year........
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peterIreland
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I also got her with a beat when I was at the cyprus game. As we were 2 hours and the big brother final was on I texted her and told her that I knew the winner as we were 2 hours ahead of her we could see the live show before she could......... she believed me
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FFS |
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They finally did it man... They killed my f**kin' car...
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She is so stupid that girl god love her
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Its very frustrating being a Slob
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Is her name sasa.
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Its not me its my mate swear to God!!! |
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Metal Paul hammered in the pub asked the barman for "2 Jack Nicholsons and Coke"
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 Shut it!!!
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"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits."
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You've a few sharp mates Twiggy, did they ring the bird in the end to find out? |
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They rang her up and she said " Can't find the number for that love, just look in the phone book, should be in that". Ha ha she didn't say that but wouldn't have been suprised if she did
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This time next year........
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God's honest truth... My mate's ma and her sister were all sitting around at Christmas and couldn't get the number of someone they were looking for so they decided to ring 11811. However, between the two of them, they couldn't find the '11' on the phone to ring... They asked us when we knocked around to the house an hour later....we just collapsed laughing at them with their glasses on looking at the phone a couple of inches from their faces... Edited by Siralex - 20 Jan 2010 at 11:00am |
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You'd wonder how some people get from one end of the day to the next
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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