What should i do ?

McG wrote:

Colm can you link properly? On iPad and it keeps selecting all your post.

I'm on the phone and haven't a clue how to link apart from copy and pasting it

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AS YOU WERE McGx

A YBIG Classic. I must root out the Blind Date thread with that Niamh bird. YBIG gold

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Didn't realise your man on reddit had added updates to part three... Amazing how meeting in a hotel for kisses can escalate to f**king two different guys like that...

It was bumped today, it the thread titled "Tremendous".

Jimmy Bullard - "Favorite band? Elastic."

I just had another read of this fine thread.

Great work son.

It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na.
I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to

One of the greatest threads in YBIG history

Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".

Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn

I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday

Carmody 10 wrote:

Ok here we go. Typing as slow as i can to make it understandable !

Got the 8:30 train from howth junction to skerries.

Met her at the coast inn, in skerries about 9 15(absoulutly bricking it to be honest).

Trying to act as normal as possible and pretend i was actually happy to see her, Gave her a kiss and that.

One drink led to another and i started to get worried she would just come out and say she's cheating, As at this stage she was fairly pissed(as was i).

But finally at about 12 thereabouts, she said it, wanna go back to mine ?

Thank f**k i said to meself(also shows how much of a bitch she is, even with drink on her she didnt say it)

Back to hers, bit of action downstairs, before i took me final steps to the land of PLAN B.

Now seriously, i aint just saying this, those minutes under that duvet were quite possibly the best of my life, possibly.

So that was that and after finishing my kebab, which was nearly as good, i sprung my final move.

With a real gentle loving voice i said "Where's my colonge ?"(i knew she got me other sh*t but i told her specifically to get a certain type of cologne you cant get over here, and that was what i wanted)

Eh in my suitcase she said.

I just smiled and said ok.

Finally found it,

And for my final move,

Actually informing her i knew of the situation, I'll admit again i was completely bricking it, but i got this far . .

Got back upstairs and she said you getting back into bed ?

(This question made it all a lot easier)

Eh no, I really wouldnt wanna be here when ***** ***** rings cause i doubt he's gonna be happy, you know, you and him, how long, few weeks, a month even ?, And me and you, what 2 years ?

(it wasent exactly like that but along the lines)

I turned around once more, and she couldnt say anything, just pure shock in her face.

Finally said, well i'll be off, i have me colonge anyway, i'll get great use out of it, thanks.

Oh and yea by the way, dont ever make an attempt to contact me again.

Ans shut the door . . .

So there yis have it.

It all started with a plan on YBIG, and as everything on YBIG does, it carried pace . . .

In the end PLAN B worked, Carmody got his cologne(missed out on some pretty slick t-shirts all the same) and he lived happily after, not like some bitch in skerries.

Thank you and goodnight