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GreenTribe 
Jack Charlton 
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 Posted: 05 Nov 2010 at 4:42am |
that was funnier than aido's joke  sorry aido  - stick to first aid for cut hands  |
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I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
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Rostrevor Fan
Ray Houghton
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Posted: 05 Nov 2010 at 6:15am |
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Keeping on the Indian Theme
Little Indian girls runs into the tent and asks her father "How did you come up with our names"
Father replied thats easy when your mother was giving birth in the Wigwam I used to look out the tent and named my children after what i had seen
Little Girl -is that why my older Brother is called Pale Moon Rising
Father - Yes
Little Girl- and my older sister Gentle Stream
Father Yes- but why are you asking two dogs fcuking
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Trap junior
Robbie Keane
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Posted: 05 Nov 2010 at 6:44am |
Wigman???
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Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...
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The Lurker
500 Club la la la 
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Posted: 05 Nov 2010 at 6:45am |
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In a shop this morning, i ordered some out of stock trousers. After taking my details for their delivery.
The woman said,"Fancy address, Sir". "No, just the trousers, thanks". |
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BigStrongMan
Robbie Keane
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Posted: 05 Nov 2010 at 6:50am |
jaysus
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sledgehammer
Liam Brady
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Posted: 05 Nov 2010 at 7:10am |
  8/10
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Up there for thinking. Down there for dancing
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petej1963
Ray Houghton
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Posted: 05 Nov 2010 at 9:02am |
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FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer. No longer needed; got married last month. Wife knows f#%#%#g everything! |
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Sleep gentle our Rose of Mooncoin.......
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daithi
Roy Keane
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picture the scene.the rangers dressing room before the old firm game and the players are about to get their team talk.`right lads i want 110% commitment from the word go against these bastards,remember they are all f**king fenians and are full of tattie munching bogtrotters from the emerald isle,i dont care if u kick,punch or head butt your way to victory,good luck and god save the queen`then walter smith walks in and says thanks ref ill take it from here`.
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Just because it's tradition does not make it right
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daithi
Roy Keane
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Posted: 06 Nov 2010 at 4:41am |
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a man shagging his new girlfriend notices a photo of another man beside the bed,he asks is that your ex hubby?NO she replies.well is it an old boyfriend?NO silly, she says.dad or brother?NO NO she answers.WELL WHO THE f**k IS IT THEN? he demands. she replies..............................ITS ME 6MONTHS AGO!
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Just because it's tradition does not make it right
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AKOT
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Posted: 06 Nov 2010 at 5:39am |
 like both of them daithi
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AKOT
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Posted: 06 Nov 2010 at 5:44am |
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RIP Paul the octopus apparrently he was asked to predict whether liverpool would win the premiership yes or no
HE DIED LAUGHING
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