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Roberto Baggio
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Posted: 01 Aug 2020 at 11:49pm |
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With the SPFL starting this weekend, let’s get in the mood with some things unique to the game up there
When you win the league you begin the following season by unfurling a flag in the middle of the pitch. Therefore your first game of the new season is always at home for the champions. This possibly happens in other leagues, but I’ve only seen it in Scotland This gesture that Morelos was sent off for, photo halfway down this page, is unique to Scotland and common at football grounds When a team sign a player who has caps for his country all media refer to him as an “internationalist”, instead of an international. |
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sid waddell
Roy Keane On a dark desert highway Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Status: Offline Points: 12173 |
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They pronounce some weird Scottish names with weird Scottish pronunciations
Menzies is pronounced Mingus Dalziel is pronounced Dee-ell The split is nearly unique, their wee brothers across the dyke in Norn Arn are the only other league I'm aware of that also dee it, bear in mind I only follow 10 leagues in any way at all |
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They release songs ahead of international tournaments which fatalistically imply they're going to do disastrously
Well, they did in the last century anyway
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Sham157
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Tonyjaa
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coyne
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Rod Stewart turning up absolutely hammered for your cup draw.
That's a Scottish exclusive thing.
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sid waddell
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One of the two most supported clubs in the league lies that it was founded in the 1870s despite it being a different entity entirely to the one that was formed in the 1870s
Oh wait, Manchester United do that too So not unique Sorry
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A team accidentally deletes its website
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Claret Murph
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Jocks, who cares about them anyway ......................
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Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days .
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coyne
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Not being able to take the knee properly
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Roberto Baggio
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Who’s this Marvin lad on Sportscene
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Shoco
Roy Keane Hail Hail the Celts are here Joined: 14 Dec 2008 Location: Celthick Park Status: Offline Points: 13727 |
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Raising the league champions flag happens here, not in the centre of the pitch though
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YOUR 3 IN A ROW LEAGUE CHAMPIONS |
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Marvin Bartley.
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Roberto Baggio
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Thought it was Marvin Andrews and he just hadn't aged
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ErsatzThistle
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1) Celtic fans being under the impression that there is a grand Protestant orchestrated conspiracy to destroy their club and "culture". 2) Rangers fans being under the impression that there is a grand Roman Catholic orchestrated conspiracy to destroy their club and "culture". 3) Craig Levein (one of the most dysfunctional managers out there) getting employment. 4) John Hughes (a nasty workplace bully and of below average intelligence) getting employment. 5) Billy Stark (possibly the worst youth team coach in Europe) getting employment. 6) The national team having zero right backs available but an abundance of left backs.
Do you also think it's clever to call Welsh people "taffs" or French people "frogs" ? I don't ever refer to you lads as being "paddies" or "micks" because I know that's a stupid, patronising, demeaning stereotypical name for the great Irish people.
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Roberto Baggio
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Listened to John Hughes on a podcast yesterday
What’s the story with his nastiness ET?
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Roberto Baggio
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yes Yogi
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