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Paralytic drunks on Dublin bus who shouldn't be allowed on.

Was on the bus into work yesterday morning and a drunk woman sh*t herself, walked past us with a brown wet patch on her backside and sat in different seats, dirtying them and stank the the whole bus out. A load of us had to get off the bus immediately before I nearly threw up. Dead

I can't think of any other country that would put up with aggressive or paralytic drunks on public transport to the extent we do. I don't think I've ever seen it in any other country. Places like Spain and the U.S. simply would not put up with it without serious punishment/fines.    
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How old was she?

There was an old man that use to drink in our local and he use to always sh*t himself, you'd always know because he would turn his trousers inside out and you'd see his white pockets flapping about.
It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
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na na na na na na na na.
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Originally posted by irishmufc irishmufc wrote:

Paralytic drunks on Dublin bus who shouldn't be allowed on.

Was on the bus into work yesterday morning and a drunk woman sh*t herself, walked past us with a brown wet patch on her backside and sat in different seats, dirtying them and stank the the whole bus out. A load of us had to get off the bus immediately before I nearly threw up. Dead

I can't think of any other country that would put up with aggressive or paralytic drunks on public transport to the extent we do. I don't think I've ever seen it in any other country. Places like Spain and the U.S. simply would not put up with it without serious punishment/fines.    


 
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

How old was she?

There was an old man that use to drink in our local and he use to always sh*t himself, you'd always know because he would turn his trousers inside out and you'd see his white pockets flapping about.


Early 40s I'd say.  
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Originally posted by irishmufc irishmufc wrote:

Paralytic drunks on Dublin bus who shouldn't be allowed on.

Was on the bus into work yesterday morning and a drunk woman sh*t herself, walked past us with a brown wet patch on her backside and sat in different seats, dirtying them and stank the the whole bus out. A load of us had to get off the bus immediately before I nearly threw up. Dead

I can't think of any other country that would put up with aggressive or paralytic drunks on public transport to the extent we do. I don't think I've ever seen it in any other country. Places like Spain and the U.S. simply would not put up with it without serious punishment/fines.    



I've seen it plenty on the New York Subway. 
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

How old was she?

There was an old man that use to drink in our local and he use to always sh*t himself, you'd always know because he would turn his trousers inside out and you'd see his white pockets flapping about.

LOLLOLLOL

Where do you drink?
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Originally posted by FrankosHereNow FrankosHereNow wrote:

Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

How old was she?

There was an old man that use to drink in our local and he use to always sh*t himself, you'd always know because he would turn his trousers inside out and you'd see his white pockets flapping about.

LOLLOLLOL

Where do you drink?


That was in Madigans in Kilbarrack - that was about 20 years ago now.

The old man was a referee in the DDSL.
It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

How old was she?

There was an old man that use to drink in our local and he use to always sh*t himself, you'd always know because he would turn his trousers inside out and you'd see his white pockets flapping about.


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How does turning the trousers inside out help the predicament....?
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Originally posted by FrankosHereNow FrankosHereNow wrote:

Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

How old was she?

There was an old man that use to drink in our local and he use to always sh*t himself, you'd always know because he would turn his trousers inside out and you'd see his white pockets flapping about.

LOLLOLLOL

Where do you drink?


That was in Madigans in Kilbarrack - that was about 20 years ago now.

The old man was a referee in the DDSL.


I heard he was a sh*t ref
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

How old was she?

There was an old man that use to drink in our local and he use to always sh*t himself, you'd always know because he would turn his trousers inside out and you'd see his white pockets flapping about.


Whenever there's a sh*t story you have another to match it LOL
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"Boomers" coming into common use in every day speak Angry

Not to mind the fact that it's both a different generation and a completely different dynamic in Ireland. It's completely stupid. 

I have no idea what a boomer is. But one thing I know for sure is you read it on social media or some other sh*te platform 
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Originally posted by FrankosHereNow FrankosHereNow wrote:

Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

How old was she?

There was an old man that use to drink in our local and he use to always sh*t himself, you'd always know because he would turn his trousers inside out and you'd see his white pockets flapping about.

LOLLOLLOL

Where do you drink?


That was in Madigans in Kilbarrack - that was about 20 years ago now.

The old man was a referee in the DDSL.


Edited by daithi - 19 Dec 2019 at 7:40pm
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Originally posted by daithi daithi wrote:

Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Originally posted by FrankosHereNow FrankosHereNow wrote:

Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

How old was she?

There was an old man that use to drink in our local and he use to always sh*t himself, you'd always know because he would turn his trousers inside out and you'd see his white pockets flapping about.

LOLLOLLOL

Where do you drink?


That was in Madigans in Kilbarrack - that was about 20 years ago now.

The old man was a referee in the DDSL.

I worked in Madigans on the Southside early 1990’s, older barmen talking about working in the one in Kilbarrack, said it could be one rough joint.
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Walked up to the bus stop today and the digital real time info said next bus 5 minutes - (3 different buses stop at this stop)

18 minutes later the bus arrives.
It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Walked up to the bus stop today and the digital real time info said next bus 5 minutes - (3 different buses stop at this stop)

18 minutes later the bus arrives.

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Gary Neville. 

The fact he's being hailed today as some sort of controversial hero with a completely gutless stance and engaging in false equivalence of racism being tolerated within the highest levels of both Labour and the Conservative party. 

A sh*tless coont who wouldn't take Roy Keane to task when he clearly disagreed with Keane's attacks on Ferguson. Trying to be diplomatic and bowing the head to Keane because he was afraid to take him on. f**k him. 

Irwin was a world class full back. Neville was nowhere near as good as him but he'll be remembered more with United fans. That really fookin annoys me LOL
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