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That’s a Macedonia Aido LOL

I’ve a 3 month old and know that sort of stuff is in the pipeline. Can’t wait 
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Originally posted by BabbsBalls BabbsBalls wrote:

That’s a Macedonia Aido LOL

I’ve a 3 month old and know that sort of stuff is in the pipeline. Can’t wait 

Congrats Babbs. It's all a bit of craic.
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My young lad wouldn't be paying too much attention when he's going the toilet.

One day my wife is going in for a shower when I hear her screaming, you know the screams that you know something is clearly wrong, so I run upstairs to see what's going on and see my wife standing there in with a mixture of laughter, disgust and disbelief.

It turns out that the young lad when taking a piss was missing the toilet and pissing directly into my wifes shower cap, and she puts the cap on her head and ends up covered in piss.

Good times.
     
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

My young lad wouldn't be paying too much attention when he's going the toilet.

One day my wife is going in for a shower when I hear her screaming, you know the screams that you know something is clearly wrong, so I run upstairs to see what's going on and see my wife standing there in with a mixture of laughter, disgust and disbelief.

It turns out that the young lad when taking a piss was missing the toilet and pissing directly into my wifes shower cap, and she puts the cap on her head and ends up covered in piss.

Good times.

LOL I'd say you have him a big fist pump for that one 
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Years ago changing my daughter's nappy. She's on the bed, I'm on me knees wiping with her legs held up when she decides to do a big scutter sh*te which struck me right in the chest and destroyed me plain white t shirt. 
Still remind her of it to this day!
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

My young lad wouldn't be paying too much attention when he's going the toilet.

One day my wife is going in for a shower when I hear her screaming, you know the screams that you know something is clearly wrong, so I run upstairs to see what's going on and see my wife standing there in with a mixture of laughter, disgust and disbelief.

It turns out that the young lad when taking a piss was missing the toilet and pissing directly into my wifes shower cap, and she puts the cap on her head and ends up covered in piss.

Good times.
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Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

My young lad wouldn't be paying too much attention when he's going the toilet.

One day my wife is going in for a shower when I hear her screaming, you know the screams that you know something is clearly wrong, so I run upstairs to see what's going on and see my wife standing there in with a mixture of laughter, disgust and disbelief.

It turns out that the young lad when taking a piss was missing the toilet and pissing directly into my wifes shower cap, and she puts the cap on her head and ends up covered in piss.

Good times.
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

My young lad wouldn't be paying too much attention when he's going the toilet.

One day my wife is going in for a shower when I hear her screaming, you know the screams that you know something is clearly wrong, so I run upstairs to see what's going on and see my wife standing there in with a mixture of laughter, disgust and disbelief.

It turns out that the young lad when taking a piss was missing the toilet and pissing directly into my wifes shower cap, and she puts the cap on her head and ends up covered in piss.

Good times.
Shocked Even the kid is sexist!
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TV aerials
 
Currently after 3 visits
 
Bed 1 - got my irish channel back Thumbs Up but lost 6 UK channels incl Yesterday, DMAX and BBC  4Angry
Bed 2 - just added in  - all channels perfect Thumbs Up
Living Room via Humax PVR - got my irish channels back Thumbs Up but have lost BBC4 and PBS AmericaAngry
 
doing my head in WTF can I not get all channels on all TV's
 
WTF do I lose the channels I actually watch as opposed the 100 sh*te ones
 
Tried an amp during the second visit but the signal was too strong !
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Originally posted by Newryrep Newryrep wrote:

TV aerials
 
Currently after 3 visits
 
Bed 1 - got my irish channel back Thumbs Up but lost 6 UK channels incl Yesterday, DMAX and BBC  4Angry
Bed 2 - just added in  - all channels perfect Thumbs Up
Living Room via Humax PVR - got my irish channels back Thumbs Up but have lost BBC4 and PBS AmericaAngry
 
doing my head in WTF can I not get all channels on all TV's
 
WTF do I lose the channels I actually watch as opposed the 100 sh*te ones
 
Tried an amp during the second visit but the signal was too strong !

What are visits?

I just got a Saorview box. Did a scan and the channels came up but only seems to work when the aerial is dangling in front of the telly. If I move it at all it says 'No signal'.

If I try the scan again on another frequency am I likely to get a signal with the aerial on top of the telly rather than in front of it?


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vists by tv aerial guy 
'Irish' Songs for an Irish team - no SPL EPL generic sh*te
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Minding someone else’s kids, oh and babies are just little slurry tank sh*t machines
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

My young lad wouldn't be paying too much attention when he's going the toilet.

One day my wife is going in for a shower when I hear her screaming, you know the screams that you know something is clearly wrong, so I run upstairs to see what's going on and see my wife standing there in with a mixture of laughter, disgust and disbelief.

It turns out that the young lad when taking a piss was missing the toilet and pissing directly into my wifes shower cap, and she puts the cap on her head and ends up covered in piss.

Good times.


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The fact that you can’t seem to say anything to anyone anymore without them being offended. For example, saying hello to someone on the street, bus or train. It’s like people had a sense of entitlement “why should he say hello to me” ffs it’s being nice. You can’t seem to be friendly or nice anymore. 

People need to get off their high horse. 
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Originally posted by Gabrieléire Gabrieléire wrote:

The fact that you can’t seem to say anything to anyone anymore without them being offended. For example, saying hello to someone on the street, bus or train. It’s like people had a sense of entitlement “why should he say hello to me” ffs it’s being nice. You can’t seem to be friendly or nice anymore. 

People need to get off their high horse. 

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Originally posted by Sligo Hornet Sligo Hornet wrote:

Originally posted by Gabrieléire Gabrieléire wrote:

The fact that you can’t seem to say anything to anyone anymore without them being offended. For example, saying hello to someone on the street, bus or train. It’s like people had a sense of entitlement “why should he say hello to me” ffs it’s being nice. You can’t seem to be friendly or nice anymore. 

People need to get off their high horse. 

fCUK OFF Angry

 
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