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I may have mentioned it before, but someone in our office who is off on maternity leave has just landed in to the office with their new baby. Fcuk that, grabbed a file and my iPad and bolted for the door. No time for that pretend smiles and enthusiasm.
 
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Have they done the pass the parcel bit yet were everyone gets a chance to nurse it?
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Originally posted by bogball88 bogball88 wrote:

I may have mentioned it before, but someone in our office who is off on maternity leave has just landed in to the office with their new baby. Fcuk that, grabbed a file and my iPad and bolted for the door. No time for that pretend smiles and enthusiasm.


 
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Have they done the pass the parcel bit yet were everyone gets a chance to nurse it?

I bailed before that crap started
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Originally posted by The Huntacha The Huntacha wrote:


People in Lidl or Aldi who pack their bags at the tills.




Its actually quicker! By the time all the items are scanned through and their amazingly slow bank card reader is done I’m all ready!
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Originally posted by The Huntacha The Huntacha wrote:

People in Lidl or Aldi who pack their bags at the tills.

I do that but I'm a fookin ninja. A black belt. Have the groceries stacked according to where they are going to be placed in the bags. Tinned and hard stuff at the front with the fruit and breakable products last to go in. The bag is ready to go, an assessment has been made as to whether multiple ones are needed and I have the debit card in an easy to reach pocket. Then the cash register chump starts lamping the groceries at me at a F1 pace and I am moving like Tony Manero putting them away. The only potential fly in the ointment is when the missus interferes with the system putting sh1t in the wrong place or rearranging the set up.


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Originally posted by MC Hammered MC Hammered wrote:

Originally posted by The Huntacha The Huntacha wrote:


People in Lidl or Aldi who pack their bags at the tills.


I do that but I'm a fookin ninja. A black belt. Have the groceries stacked according to where they are going to be placed in the bags. Tinned and hard stuff at the front with the fruit and breakable products last to go in. The bag is ready to go, an assessment has been made as to whether multiple ones are needed and I have the debit card in an easy to reach pocked. Then the cash register chump starts lamping the groceries at me at a F1 pace and I am moving like Tony Manero putting them away. The only potential fly in the ointment is when the missus interferes with the system putting sh1t in the wrong place or rearranging the set up.
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LOL

I'm talking a large amount of groceries here, ones that take up half of the conveyor belt. 

Small to medium shops I have no issue with.
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Originally posted by MC Hammered MC Hammered wrote:

Originally posted by The Huntacha The Huntacha wrote:

People in Lidl or Aldi who pack their bags at the tills.

I do that but I'm a fookin ninja. A black belt. Have the groceries stacked according to where they are going to be placed in the bags. Tinned and hard stuff at the front with the fruit and breakable products last to go in. The bag is ready to go, an assessment has been made as to whether multiple ones are needed and I have the debit card in an easy to reach pocket. Then the cash register chump starts lamping the groceries at me at a F1 pace and I am moving like Tony Manero putting them away. The only potential fly in the ointment is when the missus interferes with the system putting sh1t in the wrong place or rearranging the set up.
MC we must have went to the same school as I am the same . On the button speed of lighting , now the only thing that REALLLY UPSETS ME are the local GAA who want to make a few grant and have an idea they will pack your bag for you . As I have said before if I wanted washing powder with my spuds and apples that looked
like a 20 stones woman had sat on them these are the people who I would get to pack my bags .
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When people count the Charity Shield as a trophy
 
 
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Originally posted by MC Hammered MC Hammered wrote:

Originally posted by The Huntacha The Huntacha wrote:

People in Lidl or Aldi who pack their bags at the tills.

I do that but I'm a fookin ninja. A black belt. Have the groceries stacked according to where they are going to be placed in the bags. Tinned and hard stuff at the front with the fruit and breakable products last to go in. The bag is ready to go, an assessment has been made as to whether multiple ones are needed and I have the debit card in an easy to reach pocket. Then the cash register chump starts lamping the groceries at me at a F1 pace and I am moving like Tony Manero putting them away. The only potential fly in the ointment is when the missus interferes with the system putting sh1t in the wrong place or rearranging the set up.
An excellent synopsis of my situation. We pay in cash usually, but I am good at estimating the cost of it and have the missus ready with the figure rounded up to th nearest tenner. Her job is solely to hand the money over and bring the trolley back.
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Originally posted by Claret Murph Claret Murph wrote:

Originally posted by MC Hammered MC Hammered wrote:

Originally posted by The Huntacha The Huntacha wrote:

People in Lidl or Aldi who pack their bags at the tills.

I do that but I'm a fookin ninja. A black belt. Have the groceries stacked according to where they are going to be placed in the bags. Tinned and hard stuff at the front with the fruit and breakable products last to go in. The bag is ready to go, an assessment has been made as to whether multiple ones are needed and I have the debit card in an easy to reach pocket. Then the cash register chump starts lamping the groceries at me at a F1 pace and I am moving like Tony Manero putting them away. The only potential fly in the ointment is when the missus interferes with the system putting sh1t in the wrong place or rearranging the set up.
MC we must have went to the same school as I am the same . On the button speed of lighting , now the only thing that REALLLY UPSETS ME are the local GAA who want to make a few grant and have an idea they will pack your bag for you . As I have said before if I wanted washing powder with my spuds and apples that looked
like a 20 stones woman had sat on them these are the people who I would get to pack my bags .
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When people count the Charity Shield as a trophy
 
 


How dare you! Man United won a treble in 2016-2017!
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Originally posted by Roberto Baggio Roberto Baggio wrote:


When people count the Charity Shield as a trophy
 
 


How dare you! Man United won a treble in 2016-2017!
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Originally posted by MC Hammered MC Hammered wrote:

Originally posted by The Huntacha The Huntacha wrote:

People in Lidl or Aldi who pack their bags at the tills.

I do that but I'm a fookin ninja. A black belt. Have the groceries stacked according to where they are going to be placed in the bags. Tinned and hard stuff at the front with the fruit and breakable products last to go in. The bag is ready to go, an assessment has been made as to whether multiple ones are needed and I have the debit card in an easy to reach pocket. Then the cash register chump starts lamping the groceries at me at a F1 pace and I am moving like Tony Manero putting them away. The only potential fly in the ointment is when the missus interferes with the system putting sh1t in the wrong place or rearranging the set up.


F**king clowns behind the tills don't cop that at all. Like they'll often reach over and around stuff and pass you the small, bitty stuff first.

It's clear: big sh*t first, small stuff later, delicate stuff last. Too many idiots behind the tills don't realise that.

Also, I can't remember the last time the Dunnes Stores staff said "please" after saying much my groceries cost. Its "That's 42.21", not "That's 42.21 please".

Also, the fact Dunnes don't use rounding to the nearest 5c. Pain in the hole when you're paying with cash.
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Originally posted by bogball88 bogball88 wrote:

I may have mentioned it before, but someone in our office who is off on maternity leave has just landed in to the office with their new baby. Fcuk that, grabbed a file and my iPad and bolted for the door. No time for that pretend smiles and enthusiasm.




You prob thought she was looking maintenance ya fcuker
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