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Is this you and the missus involved in foreplay?

"I called him an embarrassment to FIFA and to himself," .... He said 'No-one speaks to me like that'.... and I said, "well I do' and that was that."
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Now did think this was going to be a quite night but hey who cares about the FA Cup draw i think this will be far more interesting 
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How long you been with your missus?
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Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Originally posted by bhob bhob wrote:

Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

I learned my ex best mate is riding me girlfriend, i really want him to lurk on here today so he can learn i have been riding his wan

Are you angry he's been ridin your missus?
Not really, i usually have to be pissed drunk to even attempt ramming her, she has denied it anyway, don't get angry get even is my way around things but i do think i was porking his quare 1 first so maybe it is his motto too LOL


Ye come across as awful sound lads.


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I should'nt really be putting stuff up here, but since it is going nowhere now what the hell, going out with her about 8 months she is 10 years older than me and she came after me (not in the way you lot dirty mind's work LOL) at a party, i had s good few drinks on board and she asked me to bring her home that night and i obliged, and to say she reciprocated the jesture is an understatement, i have never been taken that way by a woman in my young life, only in the door and she is straight to her room only to appear back in knee high boots and nothing else, she had a classic perky rack with nipples like cigar butts and nice curvy hips (a bit plump around the mid hence the built for comfort bit) she pinned me to the wall and to say i was helpless well, straight down and before i knew it she had me in her mouth to cut a long first night short when she was finished with me the first time she took me into the shower and then round 2 started, jesus it was some night, any way the next day when i was leaving she said "you will probably go missing now" (maybe the bells should have been ringing then but the only thing ringing were me flute and balls) of course i said noway, after a night like that i need to see if a second bite of the cherry would be as wild and so it was, i was infatuated and the stories i could tell of the sex would make a bald man's hair curl, i swear i thought my langer was broke after the first time
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Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

I should'nt really be putting stuff up here, but since it is going nowhere now what the hell, going out with her about 8 months she is 10 years older than me and she came after me (not in the way you lot dirty mind's work LOL) at a party, i had s good few drinks on board and she asked me to bring her home that night and i obliged, and to say she reciprocated the jesture is an understatement, i have never been taken that way by a woman in my young life, only in the door and she is straight to her room only to appear back in knee high boots and nothing else, she had a classic perky rack with nipples like cigar butts and nice curvy hips (a bit plump around the mid hence the built for comfort bit) she pinned me to the wall and to say i was helpless well, straight down and before i knew it she had me in her mouth to cut a long first night short when she was finished with me the first time she took me into the shower and then round 2 started, jesus it was some night, any way the next day when i was leaving she said "you will probably go missing now" (maybe the bells should have been ringing then but the only thing ringing were me flute and balls) of course i said noway, after a night like that i need to see if a second bite of the cherry would be as wild and so it was, i was infatuated and the stories i could tell of the sex would make a bald man's hair curl, i swear i thought my langer was broke after the first time


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Originally posted by Hans Moleman Hans Moleman wrote:

Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

I should'nt really be putting stuff up here, but since it is going nowhere now what the hell, going out with her about 8 months she is 10 years older than me and she came after me (not in the way you lot dirty mind's work LOL) at a party, i had s good few drinks on board and she asked me to bring her home that night and i obliged, and to say she reciprocated the jesture is an understatement, i have never been taken that way by a woman in my young life, only in the door and she is straight to her room only to appear back in knee high boots and nothing else, she had a classic perky rack with nipples like cigar butts and nice curvy hips (a bit plump around the mid hence the built for comfort bit) she pinned me to the wall and to say i was helpless well, straight down and before i knew it she had me in her mouth to cut a long first night short when she was finished with me the first time she took me into the shower and then round 2 started, jesus it was some night, any way the next day when i was leaving she said "you will probably go missing now" (maybe the bells should have been ringing then but the only thing ringing were me flute and balls) of course i said noway, after a night like that i need to see if a second bite of the cherry would be as wild and so it was, i was infatuated and the stories i could tell of the sex would make a bald man's hair curl, i swear i thought my langer was broke after the first time





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DublinDoc,

What does your mates cock taste like?

     
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Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

I should'nt really be putting stuff up here, but since it is going nowhere now what the hell, going out with her about 8 months she is 10 years older than me and she came after me (not in the way you lot dirty mind's work LOL) at a party, i had s good few drinks on board and she asked me to bring her home that night and i obliged, and to say she reciprocated the jesture is an understatement, i have never been taken that way by a woman in my young life, only in the door and she is straight to her room only to appear back in knee high boots and nothing else, she had a classic perky rack with nipples like cigar butts and nice curvy hips (a bit plump around the mid hence the built for comfort bit) she pinned me to the wall and to say i was helpless well, straight down and before i knew it she had me in her mouth to cut a long first night short when she was finished with me the first time she took me into the shower and then round 2 started, jesus it was some night, any way the next day when i was leaving she said "you will probably go missing now" (maybe the bells should have been ringing then but the only thing ringing were me flute and balls) of course i said noway, after a night like that i need to see if a second bite of the cherry would be as wild and so it was, i was infatuated and the stories i could tell of the sex would make a bald man's hair curl, i swear i thought my langer was broke after the first time


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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

DublinDoc,

What does your mates cock taste like?

Tastes like sh ite if i am honest, but once you are over the smell you have it licked, just off the phone from him there and it seem's he and i were not the only 1's indulging with her, kind of knew in the back of me mind, maybe a clear the air talk with her and 1 last night of durty deed's and i mean i will be dirty and leave her like the walls of a H-Block cell in the early eighties, an all over Alabama hotpocket so to speak, the kant 
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Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

DublinDoc,

What does your mates cock taste like?

Tastes like sh ite if i am honest, but once you are over the smell you have it licked, just off the phone from him there and it seem's he and i were not the only 1's indulging with her, kind of knew in the back of me mind, maybe a clear the air talk with her and 1 last night of durty deed's and i mean i will be dirty and leave her like the walls of a H-Block cell in the early eighties, an all over Alabama hotpocket so to speak, the kant 


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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

DublinDoc,

What does your mates cock taste like?

Tastes like sh ite if i am honest, but once you are over the smell you have it licked, just off the phone from him there and it seem's he and i were not the only 1's indulging with her, kind of knew in the back of me mind, maybe a clear the air talk with her and 1 last night of durty deed's and i mean i will be dirty and leave her like the walls of a H-Block cell in the early eighties, an all over Alabama hotpocket so to speak, the kant 


The dirty protest in the H-Blocks was 78
The dirty protest ended on March 2nd 1981 the day after Bobby Sands (God rest his soul) started his hunger strike Thumbs Up
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Originally posted by Green Devil Green Devil wrote:

Take a sh*t in her cistern Thumbs Up
Actually thinking of the 2 of us using her as a human toilet roll, not at the same time though, when i blow her out the mate is going to go all "l am here for you if you want " and take advantage again (sher why the fck not now) only thing is she is capable of doing her own damage in that department LOL
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Is she actually your girlfriend or just a weekend kinda thing?
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Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Originally posted by Green Devil Green Devil wrote:

Take a sh*t in her cistern Thumbs Up
Actually thinking of the 2 of us using her as a human toilet roll, not at the same time though, when i blow her out the mate is going to go all "l am here for you if you want " and take advantage again (sher why the fck not now) only thing is she is capable of doing her own damage in that department LOL

So he's looking to f**k her again straight after you go in? That's some freaky sh*t LOL


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Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Is she actually your girlfriend or just a weekend kinda thing?



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