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In Christmas Crackers (early wans), Delboy bumps into Earl at the bar and advises him to tell the doctors to give his ill father antibiotics.

Fast forward to the Jolly Boys and the chat with Denzil on the bus, he didn’t even know what they were.

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In To hull and Back Slater has a cup of tea with Dela and Rodney in Sids Cafe. He mrntions about the diamonds and Del and Rodney nearly choke on their tea right in front of the two cops yet Slater doesnt notice.  Hows that?
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Another big flaw in To Hull and Back is Del Boy when he is in Van Kleefes office.  He notices that the money int he briefcase is counterfeit even though he only gets to see it for a split second.  He claims ''if there is one thing I do know its Kosher reddies  At the end of the episode he throws it out the window and says its fake even though its real.  Makes no sense how he can tell its correctly fake earlier int he episode but not realise the cash in his hand is genuine at the end. 

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In the Miracle of Peckham, was he trying to con the hospice or not?
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No he was trying to con the media into giving money to save the hospice.
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Not sure of the episode possibly Mother Natures Son,but Del slaps Marlene's arse in the pub. Boycie comes over and says "you've just touched my wife on the 'arris" Is arris just a play on arse? Or some rhyming slang? Bugging me for years

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It's a double cockney rhyme which are beyond bonkers LOL

Bottle and Glass for ass. Then bottle became aristotle and then aristotle was shortened to Aris. LOL
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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

It's a double cockney rhyme which are beyond bonkers LOL

Bottle and Glass for ass. Then bottle became aristotle and then aristotle was shortened to Aris. LOL
love the doubles where you get that from? Google?
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Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

It's a double cockney rhyme which are beyond bonkers LOL

Bottle and Glass for ass. Then bottle became aristotle and then aristotle was shortened to Aris. LOL
love the doubles where you get that from? Google?


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Why is a piss up called a Beano?
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Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Why is a piss up called a Beano?
Beanfest = party
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Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Why is a piss up called a Beano?

Beanfest = party


Whats a beanfest? Never heard that word.
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Beanfest is when the girls get together, have too much Pinot Grigo and decide to have a flicking competition.... All-Ireland final held every 14th February in Club Dochas

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In the episode where they go salmon poaching and the axe murderer is on the loose they get stopped by the Old Bill who tell them a mental patient has escaped from the local mental hospital. The lads arrive at the cottage and its pissing rain with the murderer looking on from the trees. Rodney discovers an axe in the sideboard and starts sh*tting himself and the lads wonder if this is his axe.  Then the murderer appears outside the window.  The whole scene makes no sense.

Firstly the axe murderer obviously didn't break into the cottage as there was no forced entry.  Secondly why would he go outside again in that weather now that he had found a nice warm dry house in which to hide.  Thirdly how would he have an axe immediately after escaping from a hospital? Fourthly he apparently stole the uniform and identity papers of the man from the institution.  Why didn't the police man when he stopped their van tell them that at the start? Surely he would have said be on the lookout for a man disguised as Robson.


P.S.  When the helicopter flies past the window the mentaller gets startled but Del boy says ''don't worry its parrots'' (or barretts or something like that. What word did he use?


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Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

In the episode where they go salmon poaching and the axe murderer is on the loose they get stopped by the Old Bill who tell them a mental patient has escaped from the local mental hospital. The lads arrive at the cottage and its pissing rain with the murderer looking on from the trees. Rodney discovers an axe in the sideboard and starts sh*tting himself and the lads wonder if this is his axe.  Then the murderer appears outside the window.  The whole scene makes no sense.

Firstly the axe murderer obviously didn't break into the cottage as there was no forced entry.  Secondly why would he go outside again in that weather now that he had found a nice warm dry house in which to hide.  Thirdly how would he have an axe immediately after escaping from a hospital? Fourthly he apparently stole the uniform and identity papers of the man from the institution.  Why didn't the police man when he stopped their van tell them that at the start? Surely he would have said be on the lookout for a man disguised as Robson.


P.S.  When the helicopter flies past the window the mentaller gets startled but Del boy says ''don't worry its parrots'' (or barretts or something like that. What word did he use?

He says Barratts. It's from this late 70's early 80's TV advert.The ending of that episode is also weak, but it's still one of my favourites.




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Mystery solved!
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Just watched cash and curry and they sold a car?
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In From Prussia with Love del and Rodney meet a pregnant German girl in the pub. Mike says she cant speak English.  They talk to her and then try to talk French and German. Eventually it turns out she speaks decent English. She says she has lived in England 1 year and is an English and French student. Now, how come she couldn't understand them at first and then all of a sudden be able to hold fluent conversations with them?  Why could she not understand Mike?

Also why would she be in a pub all day when she fears being alone at night in the area?  She is looking for a hotel yet goes to PeckhamConfused
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