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Originally posted by Zinedine Kilbane 110 Zinedine Kilbane 110 wrote:

Erik Dier ran off the pitch tonight to have a dump midway through the 2nd half....
Jose went running after him into the dressing room.

I’ve not seen that before!




He must have been in a Dier state
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Originally posted by Zinedine Kilbane 110 Zinedine Kilbane 110 wrote:

Erik Dier ran off the pitch tonight to have a dump midway through the 2nd half....
Jose went running after him into the dressing room.

I’ve not seen that before!


Just shows how spoilt these players are these days, probably written in his contract the manager must wipe his hole for him if he’s caught short on the pitch LOL
Just because it's tradition does not make it right
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It probably wasn’t a dump
More like Dierrhoea
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Jason Puncheon got some stick for the same when at Southampton I think, “he went for a sh*t he went for a sh*t Jason puncheon he went for a sh*t”
Just because it's tradition does not make it right
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it’s the quickest dier has ever moved 
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Did the ref blow for bowel play
Just because it's tradition does not make it right
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You see cricketers getting the runs all the time

But getting clean boweled is something to avoid


Edited by sid waddell - 29 Sep 2020 at 10:31pm
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Originally posted by sid waddell sid waddell wrote:

You see cricketers getting the runs all the time

But getting clean boweled is something to avoid
Only until they get boweled out
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Originally posted by daithi daithi wrote:

Originally posted by sid waddell sid waddell wrote:

You see cricketers getting the runs all the time

But getting clean boweled is something to avoid
Only until they get boweled out
Pressure at the crease can result in being caught behind (a tree) doing a backward point over a short leg into a gully, hopefully you have extra cover

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Originally posted by Baldrick Baldrick wrote:

Originally posted by Zinedine Kilbane 110 Zinedine Kilbane 110 wrote:

Erik Dier ran off the pitch tonight to have a dump midway through the 2nd half....
Jose went running after him into the dressing room.

I’ve not seen that before!



I remember Lineker doing it at Wembley one night and the dressing rooms were miles away then. Another time in Sardinia he did it on the pitch. 






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Edited by Denis Irwin - 29 Sep 2020 at 10:41pm
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There was some sub in the world cup (2002?) that pissed on the pitch during the game
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Sergio Goycochea used to piss on the pitch before penalty shoot-outs. I think he had to go once and they won, so he thought it was lucky.
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don’t forget Harry Arter who is usually piss poor on the pitch too
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Originally posted by Baldrick Baldrick wrote:

don’t forget Harry Arter who is usually piss poor on the pitch too


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Jens Lehmann got caught pissing on the pitch too
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Originally posted by sausy sausy wrote:

Jens Lehmann got caught pissing on the pitch too
Darragh O'Sé wee weed on the pitch but you could forgive him for that as most people in Kerry grew up with an outside toilet, they don't know any better
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