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Trap junior 
Robbie Keane 
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 Posted: 19 Jun 2018 at 3:33pm |
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I dont want to be getting served an ice cream off some bloke who has just handled his lad and not washed his hands
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BigStrongMan
Robbie Keane
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Posted: 19 Jun 2018 at 3:43pm |
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Trap junior
Robbie Keane
YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39806 |
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Posted: 19 Jun 2018 at 3:44pm |
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Might not be chocolate after lads taking a sh*t and not washing their hands
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Robbie Keane
I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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Posted: 19 Jun 2018 at 3:45pm |
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Obviously I wash my hands, but I seldom touch the king when I'm pissing.
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alihau41
Liam Brady
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Posted: 19 Jun 2018 at 7:00pm |
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Sounds like you're into sitting down pisses
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horsebox
Robbie Keane
Born n bred in darndale. Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 34849 |
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Posted: 19 Jun 2018 at 8:02pm |
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My point is that, what were you touching before you start touching your flute?
I know my flute is clean. Although I do wash my hands after a leak. |
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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TonyNotJack
Liam Brady
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Posted: 19 Jun 2018 at 10:57pm |
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Robbie Keane
YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39806 |
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Posted: 19 Jun 2018 at 11:03pm |
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Never seen Seinfeld.  |
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HuntysCousin
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Posted: 19 Jun 2018 at 11:06pm |
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Watch it now.
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Newryrep
Paul McGrath 
Just can't get enough of lists Joined: 14 Jan 2009 Status: Offline Points: 15256 |
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Posted: 19 Jun 2018 at 11:48pm |
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classic seinfeld
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'Irish' Songs for an Irish team - no SPL EPL generic sh*te
Richard Dunne - 6th Sept 11 - best marshalling of a defence in Moscow since General Zukov Russia V Germany 1941 |
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Robbie Keane
I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 1:09am |
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Everybody should watch Seinfeld! A great episode there.
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Robbie Keane
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Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 1:10am |
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Only if I'm treating myself. Depending on underpants, you really shouldn't have to touch it at all, and still give it a good shake still!!
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9fingers
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Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 7:52am |
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What sort of way are you pissing!?
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Roberto Baggio
Robbie Keane
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Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 8:49am |
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The question is, what does Horsebox be touching before he goes for a piss?
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ShayGivensBum
Jack Charlton
The lighter coloured grass is painted Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Status: Offline Points: 8316 |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2018 at 12:19am |
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Sounds to me like you actually have a vagina 😂😂 How do you aim it if you ain’t touching it??
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ShayGivensBum
Jack Charlton
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Posted: 21 Jun 2018 at 12:20am |
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My guess would be Semtex 😂
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pre Madonna
Robbie Keane
I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2018 at 12:32am |
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You stand above the pisser, flop it out and piss straight down. It is nearly impossible to miss.
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pre Madonna
Robbie Keane
I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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Posted: 21 Jun 2018 at 12:36am |
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Breaking it down even more!
1.) Pull down pants and jocks. 2.) Pull them back up a bit underneath your dick to help keep it in place 3.)Move hips however you need to to aim 4.)Piss
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