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Just watched a bird in my office pick her nose, roll the snot up in the hand, flick it on the floor and then get up to go to the toilet
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Originally posted by bhob bhob wrote:

Just watched a bird in my office pick her nose, roll the snot up in the hand, flick it on the floor and then get up to go to the toilet


Has to be a sackable offence to just get up and go to the toilet in the middle of the office
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Originally posted by Denis Irwin Denis Irwin wrote:

Put some chips on the  bottom bun, some chips on top of the burger, put the top bun back on and eat that then the chips while sipping on the coke
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Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Originally posted by bhob bhob wrote:

Just watched a bird in my office pick her nose, roll the snot up in the hand, flick it on the floor and then get up to go to the toilet


Has to be a sackable offence to just get up and go to the toilet in the middle of the office
 
You trying your best to be PM?
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Originally posted by bhob bhob wrote:

Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Originally posted by bhob bhob wrote:

Just watched a bird in my office pick her nose, roll the snot up in the hand, flick it on the floor and then get up to go to the toilet


Has to be a sackable offence to just get up and go to the toilet in the middle of the office
 
You trying your best to be PM?


And failing miserably...like most things in life Cry
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 I was standing in the bathroom taking my contact lenses out, my eyes were very sensitive/sore when I tried to take them out. I was getting worrwor as you're not supposed to leave them in when you go to sleep, anyway, I tried to take them out again but my eyes were still very sore when I tried to take them out. Eventually I looked into the sink and I saw two contact lenses. I was so drunk that I forgot that I already took them out.
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LOL
Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".

Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn
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Originally posted by corkery corkery wrote:

 I was standing in the bathroom taking my contact lenses out, my eyes were very sensitive/sore when I tried to take them out. I was getting worrwor as you're not supposed to leave them in when you go to sleep, anyway, I tried to take them out again but my eyes were still very sore when I tried to take them out. Eventually I looked into the sink and I saw two contact lenses. I was so drunk that I forgot that I already took them out.
i've woke up in the night before thinking they were in and started poking and proddingEmbarrassedDead
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Originally posted by thebronze14 thebronze14 wrote:

Originally posted by corkery corkery wrote:

 I was standing in the bathroom taking my contact lenses out, my eyes were very sensitive/sore when I tried to take them out. I was getting worrwor as you're not supposed to leave them in when you go to sleep, anyway, I tried to take them out again but my eyes were still very sore when I tried to take them out. Eventually I looked into the sink and I saw two contact lenses. I was so drunk that I forgot that I already took them out.
i've woke up in the night before thinking they were in and started poking and proddingEmbarrassedDead
It must have been very embarrassing when you realized it was a teddy bear WinkLOL
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When there's an important match on and someone starts speaking to me, I get this irrational fear that their distraction is going to cause something negative to occur in the game from my perspective. Such as the team I want to win might miss a chance, concede a goal or have a player sent off. I can't help but think that my full attention is required to assist the team I'm supporting to succeed. This is sometimes increased when the commentators bring in the studio pundits for their comments mid match. Bayern were having a good spell last night but I knew they wouldn't score whilst Souness was sh*teing on. 
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Originally posted by MC Hammered MC Hammered wrote:


When there's an important match on and someone starts speaking to me, I get this irrational fear that their distraction is going to cause something negative to occur in the game from my perspective. Such as the team I want to win might miss a chance, concede a goal or have a player sent off. I can't help but think that my full attention is required to assist the team I'm supporting to succeed. This is sometimes increased when the commentators bring in the studio pundits for their comments mid match. Bayern were having a good spell last night but I knew they wouldn't score whilst Souness was sh*teing on. 
That annoyed the fook out of me too. Bayern pressing and actually had a good chance that Navas saved whilst Souness was spouting nonsense. Such brutal timing. Their picture and commentary was actually off by a few seconds in the first half last night too. TV3 did a great job with the rugby this year but the football coverage and commentary are brutal
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Originally posted by Baldrick Baldrick wrote:

Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

I don't think I left the house for a month after Istanbul. One thing you can never be far enough away from is an Irish Liverpool fan!

Agree with this.  A sound Irish Liverpool fan is hard to find.  If you throw Celtic in with it too, it's almost impossible and if rovers come with it you have reached peak dickhead.  
 
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You are OK FW, as meat loaf said two out of three ain't bad. 

Edited by Baldrick - 03 May 2018 at 8:40pm
AKA pedantic kunt
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A lad in my work, a Man United fan, came in last Thursday with the ipad, set it up at about 3.30, watched the opening ceremony, the build up and then the whole of the Russia v Suadis match, glued to it at his desk
 
I came in yesterday and talked about the weekends games, he hadn't a clue about any of the matches over the weekend, been trying to talk about the games yesterday and today, no interest from him, now he's saying he's lost interest in it.
 
 
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Lads who wash their hands before a taking a sh*t and then dont wash them afterErmmConfused
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Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Lads who wash their hands before a taking a sh*t and then dont wash them afterErmmConfused

Who tf does that LOLLOL
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You should be washing your hands before you take a piss and not after it IMO.
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

You should be washing your hands before you take a piss and not after it IMO.
Agreed.
Don't piss on your hands.
 
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