Strange things people do

Was having my usual mid-morning dump in work last Friday, Trap 3 and a colleague came into Trap 1.  Clearly he'd been listening to Brexit all morning cos he cleared his throat and just started babbling "The honourable gentleman, my honourable friend" over and over and over..........he can't have not known there someone in Trap 3 cos I coughed (and probably farted) loudly but he kept babbling on "honourable gentleman" and would cough and clear his throat before saying it again and again.

pre Madonna wrote: PaulB wrote: cant stand doors being open even a we bit. It drives me mental. If im walking down the town and I see a door open in a bar or chipper or whatever it will piss me of so much ill have to close it or it will be on my mind all day Even if they have deliberately opened it? Quite often, especially in relation to the businesses listed above, they will be open for a reason. You must drive the poor small business owners in your town up the f**king wall!

PaulB wrote: cant stand doors being open even a we bit. It drives me mental. If im walking down the town and I see a door open in a bar or chipper or whatever it will piss me of so much ill have to close it or it will be on my mind all day

You know what they say?  As one door closes another opens. Hope this helps.

Posters who constantly say they have no interest in the Premiership or that it's embarrassing to see grown men from Ireland with such interest in it, yet always feel the need to comment on numerous topics in regard to the Premiership. 

Edited by Green Devil - 14 Dec 2017 at 6:26pm

drog addict wrote: Poster who suggest doing a kris kringle and do nothing about it

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Saw a taxi with only one passenger in the back.
The passenger was smoking, he had his hand/ciggie out the open window but obviously had to bring it back into the car to puff on it.
His hand had 3 or 4 large gold rings on it, he was a big lad as well, probably in his 50’s.
I presume the taxi driver would prefer not to have people smoking in his cab, but what do you do if some dodgy rough sort starts smoking in your cab or any place of work where smoking is not allowed/illegal?

Should have been f**ked out of the gaff for that. Rank bastard

SuperDave84 wrote: The White Cafu wrote: My mate used to live with a lad in college who would go for a sh*t, wipe his hole and then bring the used tissue out to the bin in the kitchen instead of flushing it  The Chinese do that as a general thing. Their plumbing system is generally unable to cope with any quantity of toilet paper so they dispose of it in the bin. Most Chinese toilets have little bins beside the toilet. It's quite manky.

Just back from Lanzarote last week and it's fairly common practice over there also. Something about the sewage system not being up to scratch. Pretty manky indeed, although I remember having to do it for months on end in other parts of the world and it not bothering me too much then.