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I saw this one lad lately who washed his hands before going for a sh*t but didnt wash them afterwards and just walked straight out of the jacks.
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Originally posted by sasa sasa wrote:

Originally posted by trapped trapped wrote:

Mate of mine works in an office block. He was having a bit of sl*gging match with colleagues on the floor below him. To annoy them he decided to go down to the toilet on their floor, have a wank and not clean up after himself ConfusedHe then returned to his desk and e-mailed those lads (on the work e-mail) telling them to clean up what he had done ConfusedHe was boasting about this in the pub a few days later Confused Confused


That is so weird. I have heard of people having wanks in work alright but not cleaning up and asking someone else to do it

p.s I loved your usage of faces in that post
When you hang around with this chap there is a lot of Confused going on!


Yeah I know a few like that alright
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Mate of mine works in an office block. He was having a bit of sl*gging match with colleagues on the floor below him. To annoy them he decided to go down to the toilet on their floor, have a wank and not clean up after himself ConfusedHe then returned to his desk and e-mailed those lads (on the work e-mail) telling them to clean up what he had done ConfusedHe was boasting about this in the pub a few days later Confused Confused


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Originally posted by t_rAndy t_rAndy wrote:

Originally posted by Its_a_Tryyyyy Its_a_Tryyyyy wrote:

A mate of mine says his brother gets up at 5.30am every morning to have a bath before work ConfusedConfused

A mate of mine is fond of lying in bed with the mrs, watch the tv and have a few cansConfusedConfused
 
Bath? LOL
 
nothing wrong with the second one. I don't socialise with the rest of my family so I am always in my bed drinking cans, I am right now. so if my bird is there it's not a problem



LOLLOLLOLLOL

Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

i use johnsons baby lotion when wiping my arse to avoid ring stingConfused
 
get naked most of the time when having a dump as wellThumbs%20Up


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I Reuse condoms!!!
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Oddballs thread
A mate of ours on this forum fell hook line a sinker for my bird ringing him up telling him she saw him on facebook n that he was a ride and would he meet
Up with her in dundrum shopping centre for a coffee
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Originally posted by Blue Man Blue Man wrote:

Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in

 

Same as meself!! Although the lane into the estate is one of my more favoured haunts!!


+1 nothing strange about it.
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Originally posted by Justice No. 1 Justice No. 1 wrote:

Oddballs thread
A mate of ours on this forum fell hook line a sinker for my bird ringing him up telling him she saw him on facebook n that he was a ride and would he meet
Up with her in dundrum shopping centre for a coffee
Name and shame Justice!
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I Reuse condoms!!!


for posh wa*ks eire?
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Originally posted by The Count The Count wrote:

Originally posted by eire32 eire32 wrote:

I Reuse condoms!!!


for posh wa*ks eire?
 
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My mate has an obsession with double decker bars but she only likes one bit of them so she cuts the bar in half and grates the biscuty bit off with a cheese grater and then eats it Confused
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Originally posted by Justice No. 1 Justice No. 1 wrote:

Oddballs thread
A mate of ours on this forum fell hook line a sinker for my bird ringing him up telling him she saw him on facebook n that he was a ride and would he meet
Up with her in dundrum shopping centre for a coffee


Haha, flashback to you tellin me this story at the xmas party!!
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Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

i use johnsons baby lotion when wiping my arse to avoid ring stingConfused
 
get naked most of the time when having a dump as wellThumbs%20Up
 
Does that not smudge all the sh*te into your ass cheeks.
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Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

I saw this one lad lately who washed his hands before going for a sh*t but didnt wash them afterwards and just walked straight out of the jacks.

I saw a bloke in a pub toilet once who was having a piss next to me in the urinals and then after zipping up, skipped by the sinks and went straight to the hand-dryer to dry his hands......obviously just drying in the piss he sloshed over his hands, the filthy f**k!

The oddest mate story I have - again about going to the toilet, a lot of these stories are about mate's toilet habits - is that my mate wouldn't have a sh*te anywhere except the house he grew up in, he wouldn't sh*te when out in a bar or in work or in anyone else's gaf...which is fair enough.  But when he moved out with his girlfriend when he was 23 to a nice little gaf in Crumlin, he still wouldn't sh*te in his new gaf.  When he fancied a crap, he'd roll up the newspaper, get in the car, drive back to his ma's gaf (about 10mins away), walk in the door - say 'Hi Ma', go upstairs, have a sh*te - read the paper, walk back down, 'Bye Ma' and go back home to his bird!  

That went on for a couple of years.  


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What did he do on holidays?
It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
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He made exception when away.  But he did once drive from Dundalk back to his ma's gaf in Kilmainham just for a sh*te one day - about an hour's drive.....
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I think a lot of people are like that but not to that extent.

It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
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My mate always goes home for his sh*ts. We were out i  town one night abd he got a taxi home to have one and then came back. Must have cost him about 40 quid. He always takes a shower after one too.
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