Strange things people do

The only reason I know this is because when I was walking into the gym one morning a plumber was telling the gym manager that the recent blockage was due to a sh*te stuck in the shower waste pipe, when I heard this I was there are you for real?

And he was saying that it's a regular enough, and then he told me about the sh*te in the bucket incident.

I saw with my own eyes in Total Fitness about 10 years ago, some oullad pulling bits of his sack off and sprinkling it on the coals on the sauna not sure if it was dead skin or old pubes or what, I didn't stay in there for long enough.

Absolute rancid stuff.



Edited by horsebox - 21 Jun 2017 at 1:39pm

I worked in a gym/health spa the summer I finished my leaving and once a month you had to go in to the sauna and scrub down the sticky layer of pink fat cells that evaporate from people's pores and accumulate on every tile and surface. You were literally scrubbing human goo from off the walls.

Edited by heighway2heaven - 21 Jun 2017 at 1:54pm

A lad I use to go to school with travelled to Old Trafford with me a few times . Usual craic drinking on way over . Hit the match and nightclub that night . One day after an afternoon KO we went back to the hostel to freshen up and have a shower . We were staying in a 10 man dorm . We chatted to a few Italians who were over for the match aswell . They left and handed off into town . I jumped into the shower & when I got out my mate was in the Italian lads bag . I says WTF are ya at ? He says ah that lad be in for a fright when he gets back to Milan ... I buried them jocks I had on me all day down the bottom of his bag .

He says he did it all the time

We had a phantom sh*tter in our school. Gym first thing in the morning and you find a dump in the middle if the floor, outside the head masters office, on random teachers desk, at the entrance to school, middle if lockers rooms, showers. Nowhere was safe.

f**k sake

pre Madonna wrote: Butch wrote: A lad I use to go to school with travelled to Old Trafford with me a few times . Usual craic drinking on way over . Hit the match and nightclub that night . One day after an afternoon KO we went back to the hostel to freshen up and have a shower . We were staying in a 10 man dorm . We chatted to a few Italians who were over for the match aswell . They left and handed off into town . I jumped into the shower & when I got out my mate was in the Italian lads bag . I says WTF are ya at ? He says ah that lad be in for a fright when he gets back to Milan ... I buried them jocks I had on me all day down the bottom of his bag . He says he did it all the time He deserved a smack, absolute ****.

get tattoos,

Does she have a chip on her shoulder ?

lassassinblanc wrote: It's similar to below, girl had a really sh*t year with depression and anxiety and got it as I said as something to remind her that life is about looking forward and upwards