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Lived with a lad from Cork in Australia years ago, every morning he would wake up and sit on the edge of the bed for exactly a half an hour before getting up. One of his other strange things was if ya woke him up by shaking him, he would still be half asleep, and lash out with a big right hook. He was 6 ft 5' and 19 stone, so it was a fair belt ya would get. Any time somebody new moved into the house, we would say to them, c'mon, we're going out/going to work, go down and wake up (lad from Cork). Cue inevitable dig in the head for unsuspecting  housemate. He would not then even remember doing it, and spend the rest of the day apologising to whoever. Funny for the rest of us tho.
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After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in
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Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in
 
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At this stage after doing this for the past 8 or so years the neighbours must think Im an absolute pikey
I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday
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Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in
 
Same as meself!! Although the lane into the estate is one of my more favoured haunts!!
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Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in
I do that aswell...and I'd say most blokes do.
 
 
     
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Originally posted by horsebox1977 horsebox1977 wrote:

Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in

I do that aswell...and I'd say most blokes do.
 

 


Yeah but after u piss against ur house u probably set it on fire
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He is probably trying to put the fire out LOL
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They say humans are like dogs - pissing outside your house is a territorial thing - marking your own area - allegedly
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Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

At this stage after doing this for the past 8 or so years the neighbours must think Im an absolute pikey


nothing to do with your gaf being a caravan/mobile home no? Confused
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A mate told me he works with a lad that whilst in work and at home he has tape covering the camera lense on his laptop because he is convinced the government are watchin him LOL.
 
He works in a library for f**k sake LOL
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Originally posted by McGoldrick McGoldrick wrote:

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A mate told me he works with a lad that whilst in work and at home he has tape covering the camera lense on his laptop because he is convinced the government are watchin him LOL.

 

He works in a library for f**k sake LOL


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Mate of mine works in an office block. He was having a bit of sl*gging match with colleagues on the floor below him. To annoy them he decided to go down to the toilet on their floor, have a wank and not clean up after himself Confused
He then returned to his desk and e-mailed those lads (on the work e-mail) telling them to clean up what he had done Confused

He was boasting about this in the pub a few days later Confused Confused
 
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You mates with Quey?
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Mate of mine works in an office block. He was having a bit of sl*gging match with colleagues on the floor below him. To annoy them he decided to go down to the toilet on their floor, have a wank and not clean up after himself ConfusedHe then returned to his desk and e-mailed those lads (on the work e-mail) telling them to clean up what he had done ConfusedHe was boasting about this in the pub a few days later Confused Confused 


That is so weird. I have heard of people having wanks in work alright but not cleaning up and asking someone else to do it

p.s I loved your usage of faces in that post
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Mate of mine works in an office block. He was having a bit of sl*gging match with colleagues on the floor below him. To annoy them he decided to go down to the toilet on their floor, have a wank and not clean up after himself Confused
He then returned to his desk and e-mailed those lads (on the work e-mail) telling them to clean up what he had done Confused

He was boasting about this in the pub a few days later Confused Confused
 
  
 
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Originally posted by McGoldrick McGoldrick wrote:

You mates with Quey?


Ha, nope. This chap can be a spacer
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Originally posted by trapped trapped wrote:

Mate of mine works in an office block. He was having a bit of sl*gging match with colleagues on the floor below him. To annoy them he decided to go down to the toilet on their floor, have a wank and not clean up after himself ConfusedHe then returned to his desk and e-mailed those lads (on the work e-mail) telling them to clean up what he had done ConfusedHe was boasting about this in the pub a few days later Confused Confused 


That is so weird. I have heard of people having wanks in work alright but not cleaning up and asking someone else to do it

p.s I loved your usage of faces in that post


When you hang around with this chap there is a lot of Confused going on!
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