Strange things people do

Lived with a lad from Cork in Australia years ago, every morning he would wake up and sit on the edge of the bed for exactly a half an hour before getting up. One of his other strange things was if ya woke him up by shaking him, he would still be half asleep, and lash out with a big right hook. He was 6 ft 5' and 19 stone, so it was a fair belt ya would get. Any time somebody new moved into the house, we would say to them, c'mon, we're going out/going to work, go down and wake up (lad from Cork). Cue inevitable dig in the head for unsuspecting  housemate. He would not then even remember doing it, and spend the rest of the day apologising to whoever. Funny for the rest of us tho.

Gaz wrote: After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in

Gaz wrote: After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in

horsebox1977 wrote: Gaz wrote: After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in I do that aswell...and I'd say most blokes do.

Yeah but after u piss against ur house u probably set it on fire

They say humans are like dogs - pissing outside your house is a territorial thing - marking your own area - allegedly

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Mate of mine works in an office block. He was having a bit of sl*gging match with colleagues on the floor below him. To annoy them he decided to go down to the toilet on their floor, have a wank and not clean up after himself
He then returned to his desk and e-mailed those lads (on the work e-mail) telling them to clean up what he had done

He was boasting about this in the pub a few days later
 

trapped wrote: Mate of mine works in an office block. He was having a bit of sl*gging match with colleagues on the floor below him. To annoy them he decided to go down to the toilet on their floor, have a wank and not clean up after himself He then returned to his desk and e-mailed those lads (on the work e-mail) telling them to clean up what he had done He was boasting about this in the pub a few days later

That is so weird. I have heard of people having wanks in work alright but not cleaning up and asking someone else to do it

p.s I loved your usage of faces in that post

McGoldrick wrote: You mates with Quey?

Ha, nope. This chap can be a spacer