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eire32
Roy Keane xHamster's Free Porn Videos Joined: 23 May 2008 Status: Offline Points: 10372 |
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some great ones today,onces again daithi is the winner!
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Roy Keane Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Location: North Kildare Status: Offline Points: 11399 |
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This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano
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Gavintheslob
Jack Charlton It’s Nessa actually Joined: 21 Oct 2009 Location: Slobsville Status: Offline Points: 7300 |
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" |
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Its very frustrating being a Slob
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Paul McGrath Hmmm, Goodness, I must say Joined: 16 Apr 2009 Location: Tibet Status: Offline Points: 15761 |
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Top marks Gav as anyone that can make me laugh at 7.30 in the morning has to be the winner .
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Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days .
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