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Jack Charlton
Jack Charlton


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Originally posted by Artie Ziff Artie Ziff wrote:

Originally posted by Cabra Hoop Cabra Hoop wrote:

You start to find things unacceptable that you were previously OK with, like pissing in the sink in the pub if there are no free urinals...

LOL 

I don't think I ever pissed in the sink. I could usually hold out the 1 minute till a urinal was free

Thats my life hack for travelling on moving transport like a Plane or Train. Piss in the sink. It’s a much more convenient height with way less chance of missing the target 
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Originally posted by MC Hammered MC Hammered wrote:

Originally posted by Artie Ziff Artie Ziff wrote:

Originally posted by Cabra Hoop Cabra Hoop wrote:

You start to find things unacceptable that you were previously OK with, like pissing in the sink in the pub if there are no free urinals...

LOL 

I don't think I ever pissed in the sink. I could usually hold out the 1 minute till a urinal was free

Thats my life hack for travelling on moving transport like a Plane or Train. Piss in the sink. It’s a much more convenient height with way less chance of missing the target 
This is where my old friend, the sit down piss, really comes into play. Saves you from disgracing yourself on public transport.
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What sort of absolute psycho sits down on train to piss..
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post urination dribble
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Being excited about buying a new set of screwdrivers and a ratchet. 

Changing the kids nappy down on the floor and aching joints when getting up LOLOuch
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AS YOU WERE McGx
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The NEW angrier Freewheeler

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Got the mower and strimmer services and I'm really delighted about that 
They finally did it man... They killed my f**kin' car...
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Thinking modern music is f**king sh*te.  

Having warm ankles.

When you'd rather stay at home in your slippers watching telly with a nice brew instead of heading out to the pub.

When you start spending your money on household items
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Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:



When you'd rather stay at home in your slippers watching telly with a nice brew instead of heading out to the pub.



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Turning down day drinking and meeting the lads at 8 o’clock that evening. Still ending up one of the drunkest then despite taking your time Sleepy
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You develop a fat back
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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Being excited about buying a new set of screwdrivers and a ratchet. 

Changing the kids nappy down on the floor and aching joints when getting up LOLOuch


There is one that got me at the weekend on a bed.  Whatever it was but the height was a killer on the back.  Didn’t help it was a nuclear explosion too.  
AKA pedantic kunt
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Born n bred in darndale.

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Telling your son to shave his tash.
It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na.
I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to
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A.K.A. Mod Powers

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Still being hungover as f**k on a Monday night from Saturday night Sleepy
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Hmmm, Goodness, I must say

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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Telling your son to shave his tash.

Leave him alone as tashes are not just for Christmas Cool
Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days .
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Ray Houghton
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Posting on forums 
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10 years since Fergie stood down and Moyes took over.  10 years!
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Heartburn.
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UNBELIEVABLE JEFF

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Friends talking about football in a Whatsapp group and they have never heard of Maine Road 
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