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    Posted: 16 Feb 2013 at 10:22am
Pulled this tidy enough bird last night and she invites me back to her gaff so I'm thinking fcuking result. She seems mad keen and all so I'm like a rat up a drainpipe getting a taxi and the two of us land back to her gaff. We're in bed and I go to drop the paw and she decides to tell she's on the blob. Do birds honestly think lads are happy to go back and settle for a kiss and a cuddle? I mean she didn't have to invite me back in the 1st place.

I wouldn't mind but this has happened on a few different occasions now with different birds and it's awful annoying. Was awful tempted to put my bags back on and grab a taxi home last night.
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Ya should ve told her you didnt mind getting blood on the sword


fcuk that lad no chance!!!!
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Originally posted by El_nino El_nino wrote:

Pulled this tidy enough bird last night and she invites me back to her gaff so I'm thinking fcuking result. She seems mad keen and all so I'm like a rat up a drainpipe getting a taxi and the two of us land back to her gaff. We're in bed and I go to drop the paw and she decides to tell she's on the blob. Do birds honestly think lads are happy to go back and settle for a kiss and a cuddle? I mean she didn't have to invite me back in the 1st place.

I wouldn't mind but this has happened on a few different occasions now with different birds and it's awful annoying. Was awful tempted to put my bags back on and grab a taxi home last night.
 
 
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Originally posted by irishmufc irishmufc wrote:

Ya should ve told her you didnt mind getting blood on the sword
 
 
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Originally posted by El_nino El_nino wrote:

Originally posted by irishmufc irishmufc wrote:

Ya should ve told her you didnt mind getting blood on the sword


fcuk that lad no chance!!!!



No its ranks stuff alright. Was riding the ex one day and she got her period a little earlier than we both expected. That feckin period blood isn't half hard to get rid of your flute. Had to go into the shower to wipe it clean.handy enough as i could have a wank as well. two birds with the one stone and all that
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Originally posted by The Q Man The Q Man wrote:


Originally posted by El_nino El_nino wrote:

Pulled this tidy enough bird last night and she invites me back to her gaff so I'm thinking fcuking result. She seems mad keen and all so I'm like a rat up a drainpipe getting a taxi and the two of us land back to her gaff. We're in bed and I go to drop the paw and she decides to tell she's on the blob. Do birds honestly think lads are happy to go back and settle for a kiss and a cuddle? I mean she didn't have to invite me back in the 1st place.

I wouldn't mind but this has happened on a few different occasions now with different birds and it's awful annoying. Was awful tempted to put my bags back on and grab a taxi home last night.

 
 
Up the gary?


Nah she didn't want me playing in the muck. She sorted me out with a BJ though but can never blow the load from them especially after a feed of drink.

Left this morning and she said we'll meet up next week when I'm all recovered and she'd make it up to me so maybe it's not all bad.

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Originally posted by El_nino El_nino wrote:

Pulled this tidy enough bird last night and she invites me back to her gaff so I'm thinking fcuking result. She seems mad keen and all so I'm like a rat up a drainpipe getting a taxi and the two of us land back to her gaff. We're in bed and I go to drop the paw and she decides to tell she's on the blob. Do birds honestly think lads are happy to go back and settle for a kiss and a cuddle? I mean she didn't have to invite me back in the 1st place.

I wouldn't mind but this has happened on a few different occasions now with different birds and it's awful annoying. Was awful tempted to put my bags back on and grab a taxi home last night.

Yeah it happens me a fair bit, when i end up going back to a girls house Angry Yet anytime i bring a girl over to my house i always seem to get it no bother, that's the bonus about bringing a girl home it's on you're terms! You can tell her to leave whenever you want!
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Originally posted by El_nino El_nino wrote:

Originally posted by The Q Man The Q Man wrote:


Originally posted by El_nino El_nino wrote:

Pulled this tidy enough bird last night and she invites me back to her gaff so I'm thinking fcuking result. She seems mad keen and all so I'm like a rat up a drainpipe getting a taxi and the two of us land back to her gaff. We're in bed and I go to drop the paw and she decides to tell she's on the blob. Do birds honestly think lads are happy to go back and settle for a kiss and a cuddle? I mean she didn't have to invite me back in the 1st place.

I wouldn't mind but this has happened on a few different occasions now with different birds and it's awful annoying. Was awful tempted to put my bags back on and grab a taxi home last night.

 
 
Up the gary?


Nah she didn't want me playing in the muck. She sorted me out with a BJ though but can never blow the load from them especially after a feed of drink.

Left this morning and she said we'll meet up next week when I'm all recovered and she'd make it up to me so maybe it's not all bad.


Was only gonna ask was the blob in her gob as well. Thank god she did that, pity you couldn't explode although if I was in hat situation I'd have taken matters into my own hand so to speak and covered her boat race. Better result than nothing though.
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They do be mad for it when they're on the rag


I'd have no problem going for it when they have the painters in done it a couple of times fookin good jumps they were
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El Nino some lads i know have to take what they can get so a red mickey is nothing when the lads aren't used to getting it!

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Originally posted by Vivakenbarlow Vivakenbarlow wrote:

They do be mad for it when they're on the rag


I'd have no problem going for it when they have the painters in done it a couple of times fookin good jumps they were


LOL they're mad for lad when they're on the Jam rags alright

Done it once that time with the ex but wouldn't again. It's messy enough. One of the lads used always be at it in college with his one.
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Originally posted by El_nino El_nino wrote:

Pulled this tidy enough bird last night and she invites me back to her gaff so I'm thinking fcuking result. She seems mad keen and all so I'm like a rat up a drainpipe getting a taxi and the two of us land back to her gaff. We're in bed and I go to drop the paw and she decides to tell she's on the blob. Do birds honestly think lads are happy to go back and settle for a kiss and a cuddle? I mean she didn't have to invite me back in the 1st place.

I wouldn't mind but this has happened on a few different occasions now with different birds and it's awful annoying. Was awful tempted to put my bags back on and grab a taxi home last night.
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Originally posted by Green Devil Green Devil wrote:


Yeah it happens me a fair bit, when i end up going back to a girls house Angry Yet anytime i bring a girl over to my house i always seem to get it no bother, that's the bonus about bringing a girl home it's on you're terms! You can tell her to leave whenever you want!
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Sono Sono wrote:

El Nino some lads i know have to take what they can get so a red mickey is nothing when the lads aren't used to getting it!



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