Joke...classic
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Topic: Joke...classic
Posted By: erimus
Subject: Joke...classic
Date Posted: 02 Nov 2007 at 11:23am
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Whats black and screams...............
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!!! ------------- This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano ROLL ON 2016 |
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Posted By: stiofain
Date Posted: 02 Nov 2007 at 12:22pm
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I actuctally laughed at that. Shame on me. ------------- "you can keep your Costa Brava, im telling ya mate id rather have a day down Margate with all me family" |
Posted By: greenarmy
Date Posted: 02 Nov 2007 at 12:30pm
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Another
teacher says to the class "tell me sad story and you can go home early today"
little jonny puts his hand up and says "i got a puppy for my birthday and it got ran over"the teacher says "thats awful,you can go home early"
jimmy puts his hand up and says "my grandad was in the war and a grenade blew his arse off" the teacher says "thats sad but dont you mean rectum?"
to which jimmy replies "rectum?it nearly fcukin killed him" |
Posted By: Percy
Date Posted: 02 Nov 2007 at 12:39pm
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Whats brown, smells and hides in the attic? the diahoerreah of anne frank ------------- MERRY CHRISTMAS  @IrishPercy |
Posted By: RogerMilla
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2007 at 4:15am
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percy , that is one of the best ever ------------- The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own. |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2007 at 5:08am
quality stuff lads 
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Posted By: erimus
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2007 at 9:29am
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An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi "G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?" Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie." Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?" Dog: "Yeah, doin' all right." Kiwi: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the Villager) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play." Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think." Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool" Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the villager) Horse: "Yep" Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements." Kiwi: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Kiwi: (in a panic) "The sheep's a f**kin' liar……" ------------- This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano ROLL ON 2016 |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2007 at 9:38am
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boom boom, here all week erimus!
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Posted By: Percy
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2007 at 11:05am
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Why should you never change your toasted sandwich maker? Better the Breville you know. ------------- MERRY CHRISTMAS @IrishPercy |