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Posted By: RogerMilla
Subject: E-mail doing the rounds
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2007 at 2:05am

A history of brilliance!

 

 

1965 – Ireland was in a play-off against Spain to qualify for the 1966 World Cup. The FAI agreed to play the game in Paris, where there would be more Spanish fans, if the FAI could have the Spanish share of the gate money. The Spanish agreed, and won the game.

1970s – The FAI regularly organised friendlies in Poland, where officials enjoyed the ‘night life’ (yes, that means prostitutes), and once did not even stay in the same city as the match. The players travelled to one such game in the luggage carriage of a train, while the officials relaxed on seats.

1980 – After Johnny Giles quit, Eoin Hand beat Paddy Mulligan to the Ireland manager’s job by one swing vote. Afterwards, one FAI board member said that he had voted for Hand because he thought Mulligan was the person who had thrown a bun at him on an away trip.

1986 - Jack Charlton became Ireland manager by accident, after the FAI messed up a vote intended to give the job to Bob Paisley. At first Charlton got only three votes out of eighteen, compared to nine for Paisley. The FAI then couldn’t contact Charlton to tell him that he had got the job.

1986 – When a friend congratulated Charlton on his new job, he replied ‘What job?’ On being told he was Ireland manager, he replied ‘Oh, I’d forgotten about that.’ When Charlton sent his first squad list to the FAI, he found that an FAI official was adding players that he liked onto the list.

1994 - The FAI bought £296,000 of World Cup tickets, and gave most to a tout with the confidence-inspiring nickname of ‘George the Greek’, who unsurprisingly did a runner. The FAI ended up with a ‘trading shortfall’ of over £200,000, for which they obtained just 314 extra tickets for one Ireland match.

1996 – Two referees won a court case against the FAI after being downgraded for failing a new test. The judge called the FAI ‘an autocracy which was incapable of abiding by its own rules’. The FAI quickly reacted by writing to 142 other referees, banning them all from refereeing for not taking the same test - the exact opposite of the court judgment.

1999 – The FAI announced a plan to spend £65m on a new stadium, but forgot to include the £16m cost of the site, then spent years debating which of two non-existent stadiums they would use. During the optimistic FAI bid to host Euro 2008, the UEFA panel was photographed examining an empty field.

2002 – The FAI prepared for the World Cup by forgetting to bring proper footballs to an island that had no proper football pitch, causing a minor civil war back home. On returning, the FAI ordered an independent investigation into itself, and pretty much ignored the results.


2002 – The FAI tried to sell TV rights for Ireland games to the subscription channel Sky. When the Government told them that EU law protects important cultural events for terrestrial TV viewers to watch free, the FAI countered that Irish football is not culturally important.

2005 – The FAI fired Brian Kerr, the only Irish manager to have won European and World trophies, and vowed to replace him with a World-class manager. This turned out to be Stephen Staunton, the part-time unofficial coach of the defenders at a poor English third division team.

2007 – The FAI has just fined two League of Ireland clubs €500 each because their fans were throwing paper. This comes after they introduced a revised promotion system for last season, which infuriated a Dundalk fan so much that he occupied their offices and doused himself with petrol.



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The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own.



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Posted By: gouldinho
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2007 at 3:02am
The roll of honour just keeps getting longer and longer


Posted By: erimus
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2007 at 3:10am
Im sure theres stuff missing off that list

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This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano

ROLL ON 2016


Posted By: greenspur
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2007 at 3:18am
you should email that onto a newspaper, id say theyd love it !!!
 
 
 
  Get out Pontius Delaney


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5-1 to the mighty spurs!!

"we scored 5 and the scum scored 1,do dah do dah..."

wem-be-leeee


Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2007 at 3:29am
2005 - 2007 Stan


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Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2007 at 3:37am
Originally posted by greenspur greenspur wrote:

you should email that onto a newspaper, id say theyd love it !!!
 
 


Forget about the papers, mail it to the FAI!!


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Posted By: gouldinho
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2007 at 5:29am
Not allowing shelbourne to pospone a game days before playing deportivo


Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2007 at 5:57am
Don't mail it to anyone, it's going in Isuue 12 of YBIG - after a legal eagle has a look of course


Posted By: billybob
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2007 at 6:22am

Personally I  forget about all that $hite above when the team is doing it on the pitch but i know all of the above doesn't help and is out of order.

Olympic Stadium Rome, Giants Stadium, Stuttgart 88 etc etc etc etc all these were historic moments for Irish football and we had even bigger clowns running the organisation.
 
I think the FAI and all involved deserve all the stick theyre getting at the moment but i think the players should be taking more responsibilty. I know personally, if i was good enough to pull on the jersey of my national team i wouldnt need any manager(good or bad),organsisation etc etc to tell me how to impose myself on any game. Too many players these days are more interested in playing for their clubs for the big bucks as opposed to earning caps for their country.
 
Was it fair to blame Stan & the FAI for everything??
 
The players need to take a hard look at themselves. All that talk about pride & getting revenge etc before the Cyprus game was bull$hit...Not one player stood up to be counted!! When was the last time (apart from McShane) that someone put in a brusing tackle to set the tone for the game instead of coasting thru the game, collecting their cap and going home. Its also sad when our countries captain blames the fans for their poor perforances on the pitch. I know booing doesn't help but our frustrations/anger were there long before the Cyprus game and the booing.
 
 


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Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel


Posted By: soccerc
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2007 at 6:24am



Posted By: soccerc
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2007 at 9:04am



Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2007 at 9:35am

John Delaney sees an old Lady crossing the road struggling with 2 heavy Shopping bags.
 
He shouts to her "Can you manage love?"
 
She replies "**** off, I don't want the job"  



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Posted By: erimus
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2007 at 9:39am
That was better than those jokes yesterday!

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This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano

ROLL ON 2016


Posted By: Justice
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2007 at 9:44am
your jokes are improving Count keep it up

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Irelands Call my arse...



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