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Topic: Will monkey attacks put you off going to Gibraltar
Posted By: Trap junior
Subject: Will monkey attacks put you off going to Gibraltar
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 2:25pm
Monkeys everywhere roaming free in Gibralatar.  Very dodgy.


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Posted By: lassassinblanc
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 2:25pm
LOL


Posted By: SuperDave84
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 2:27pm
Definitely harmful from the pickpocket perspective.


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Posted By: Claret Murph
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 2:27pm
They are feckers i can tell you .

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Posted By: Mmurf
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 2:41pm
Isn't the city on the Spanish side next to supposed to be one of the worst spots in Spain with a lot of prostitution and drug problems? Not sure I'd want to have to go through there, but it's probably an inevitability. 


Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 2:58pm
Originally posted by SuperDave84 SuperDave84 wrote:

Definitely harmful from the pickpocket perspective.
The monkeys ARE the pickpockets over there,so it’s a double whammy

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Posted By: PaConnors
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 4:06pm
I was in La Línea a few years ago and didn't think it was to bad. A lot of people living there work in Gib itself. 


Posted By: wanderer
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 4:09pm
The monkeys will be fine it's the ticket situation that's more of a worry LOL


Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 4:14pm
I didn’t think the British Army were still in Gibraltar


Posted By: PaulB
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 4:14pm
Gibraltar is a cracking spot. was there last year. Monkeys are sound. Game will be in faro again I'd imagine.


Posted By: lassassinblanc
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 4:15pm
Originally posted by wanderer wanderer wrote:

The monkeys will be fine it's the ticket situation that's more of a worry LOL

What if a monkey attacks you and steals your ticket 


Posted By: wanderer
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 4:17pm
Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Originally posted by wanderer wanderer wrote:

The monkeys will be fine it's the ticket situation that's more of a worry LOL

What if a monkey attacks you and steals your ticket 

LOL 


Posted By: Mr_T
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 4:22pm
Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Gibraltar is a cracking spot. was there last year. Monkeys are sound. Game will be in faro again I'd imagine.

Just found an article saying the new Gibraltar stadium aiming to be ready by 2021, so it looks like Faro.

Sorry monkeys.





Posted By: brendy_éire
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 4:39pm
Originally posted by Mmurf Mmurf wrote:

Isn't the city on the Spanish side next to supposed to be one of the worst spots in Spain with a lot of prostitution and drug problems? Not sure I'd want to have to go through there, but it's probably an inevitability. 


Crammed with coke and hookers, you say? Not the worst place to be stuck without a ticket so.


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Posted By: armahibee
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 4:56pm
How you deal with monkeys https://youtu.be/BSFPQs5fJO0" rel="nofollow - https://youtu.be/BSFPQs5fJO0


Posted By: fr larry duff
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 5:52pm
was in Gibraltar a couple of years ago to watch celtic and got mugged by a monkey, true storey! not going back after that Cry


Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 5:54pm
It is hard to say, I feel I'm in a bit of a predicament here. I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.

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Posted By: DUBLIN DOC
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 5:57pm
Are these fckin monkeys the w**king type

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Posted By: Cabra Hoop
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 5:58pm
More worried about attacks by Pigsy. Pigsy, you pig.

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Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 6:39pm
Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Are these fckin monkeys the w**king type

You could bring the quare wan
She’d teach the monkeys a thing or two 


Posted By: Hoosay
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 9:51pm
Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Are these fckin monkeys the w**king type

If you ask nicely.


Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 10:17pm

Made me think of this. It still makes me laugh every time. It also annoys me that that show was axed after two series.


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Posted By: JamieRed
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2018 at 2:14pm
Originally posted by Mmurf Mmurf wrote:

Isn't the city on the Spanish side next to supposed to be one of the worst spots in Spain with a lot of prostitution and drug problems? Not sure I'd want to have to go through there, but it's probably an inevitability. 
 

whats the name of this fantastic sounding city ? 


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Posted By: fr larry duff
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2018 at 2:17pm
la linea I think


Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2018 at 2:24pm
La Linea del Concepcion. A town where I once fell asleep, drunk, on a bench and was woken up two members of the local constabulary who, as far as I could make out, were not lovers of the English. A matter that was resolved by finding my passport and making disparaging remarks about the English in Spanglish.

It is a kip. A lot of people there pass through the border daily, although the Spanish dispute it's a border due to bizarre dispute over where Gibraltar starts. They see it as a fence on the isthmus they say as being part of Spain according to the Treaty of Utrecht, which gave Gibraltar to the Brits in the first place. A complicated situation over a bit of land connecting a rock to mainland Spain. 

Anyway, the towns a kip. A real proper dive. Even worse than Gibraltar.


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Posted By: lassassinblanc
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2018 at 2:34pm
I'd imagine it be safer to f**k the macaque in Gibraltar


Posted By: JamieRed
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2018 at 2:38pm
Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

I'd imagine it be safer to f**k the macaque in Gibraltar

each to their own 


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Posted By: Newryrep
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2018 at 8:11pm
Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:


Made me think of this. It still makes me laugh every time. It also annoys me that that show was axed after two series.
 
Great show , shame it got cancelled


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Posted By: Guf10
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2018 at 8:15am
Funny thing here is this would actually prevent TJ from travellingLOL

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Posted By: Lostandfound
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2018 at 8:44am
Are the monkeys good looking? 





Asking for a friend. 


Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2018 at 10:55am
Originally posted by houghton88 houghton88 wrote:

A friend of mine (who's not right in the head and would get up on anything) once said he would have sex with a monkey.But it would have to be a girl monkey because he is not gay. 




I wonder is your mate going to this


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Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2018 at 11:01am
Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Originally posted by houghton88 houghton88 wrote:

A friend of mine (who's not right in the head and would get up on anything) once said he would have sex with a monkey.But it would have to be a girl monkey because he is not gay. 




I wonder is your mate going to this


'Kin hell LOL


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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2019 at 1:17pm
Lads had to be brought to casualty for monkey bites and their next if kin was contacted never mind the countless muggings that went on when the monkeys stoe handbags and food and mobile phones.

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Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2019 at 1:26pm

Monkey attacks might put me off going back to Montenegro

 
 


Posted By: kerryman95
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2019 at 2:18pm
And the prize for best thread title... haha brilliant



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