Paul Clement- The Ultimate Spoofer
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Topic: Paul Clement- The Ultimate Spoofer
Posted By: Trap junior
Subject: Paul Clement- The Ultimate Spoofer
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 9:57pm
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This fella is a fraud. Obviously I don't work closely with him but he just comes across as a total spoofer. Did a sh*te job at Derby and just because he put out the cones for Ancelotti doesn't mean you can manage. As if he was instrumental in things. I'd say he is one of these lads who is the ultimate bluffer in interviews. Able to talk the talk but not able to walk the walk. I see he has got in Claude Makelele as assistant. This smacks of 'get a big name in to impress.' He has got virtually no experience bar a few months in charge of Bastia which was a disaster. He was in the stand for Swansea's game at the weekend and when they took the lead he came down to the bench so it looked like he was in charge. He hardly would have come down if they were losing. Only a matter of time before he is relegated with Swansea and sacked. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
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Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 10:09pm
Aye being 5th in the table was sh*te at the time he was sacked. Derby have 5 games to make up 11 points to reach the 51 points Clement had Derby on before they sacked him in Feb last season. ------------- "He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland," Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
Trap junior wrote:Posted By: coyne
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 10:11pm
GD has a point  TJ has had a mare here. Judging someone based on being harshly sacked? Mel Morris is the real spoofer replacing him for Nigel Pearson.
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Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 10:23pm
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The amount of prep work coaches do is unreal, not every manager is hands on (Martin O'Neill prime example) who often let his coaches do all the unseen ground work on the training pitch. Paul Clement a spoofer You just have to google and see how much some of the worlds best players rate him ffs.....No-one is saying a good coach makes a good manager, but I will say one thing I would definitely see taking a punt on Clement who has worked at some of the worlds best clubs where he had a very hands on role under Ancelotti far less of a risk than plucking for a Bob Bradley who hadn't a notion about the English game.
------------- "He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland," Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 10:23pm
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True, he must have some footballing knowledge of Ancelotti keeps giving him jobs. I also imagine he did a bit more than put out the cones. ------------- Greed has won, big finance has won. Whatever small role elite clubs still play in the local communities from which they grew is dwarfed now by their position as global brands. |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 10:29pm
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The chap is a fraud. He'll make Brian Kidd's managerial career look like Alex Ferguson's. Mark my words. This fella is a total chancer. He'll be sacked within 6 months. I guarantee it. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: coyne
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 10:34pm
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I don't see the problem if he does get sacked, the squad he's took on has been in badly need of refurbishment for about 4 years now when they sold Bony - Still waiting for them to do it. Then they go on and sell their star defender, they are where they are for a reason you know.
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Posted By: rossieman
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 11:10pm
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Ye are bigger f**king clowns to be responding to him. TJ |
Posted By: Gary McKay
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2017 at 10:40am
This is a derogatory term used by ex-players who can't or indeed failed at coaching because the reality was they hadnt a fcuking clue about the game. ------------- "Smalling and Jones.... have the potential to be the PL’s best ever pairing in my opinion." - SlurAlex |
Posted By: lassassinblanc
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2017 at 10:52am
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He worked with our Under 21's too |
Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 21 Jan 2017 at 5:00pm
Out spoofed Klopp today. Great win  ------------- PM me for all forum moderation queries. |
Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 21 Jan 2017 at 5:01pm
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What a spoofer ------------- Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one". Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
Posted By: 9fingers
Date Posted: 21 Jan 2017 at 5:27pm
And All while our resident genius has it out with Tesco mobile over a phone scam.
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Posted By: coyne
Date Posted: 21 Jan 2017 at 5:27pm
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I wanted to bump this topic at full time but I decided to wait for someone else
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 21 Jan 2017 at 5:35pm
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The spoofer took advantage of Liverpool's typical habit of choking and f**king up against the minnows. Sunderland, Burnley and Swansea. They do it every season. The spoofers win today elevates him into exalted company alongside Mike Phelan in the beginners luck honeymoon phase. Then reality sets in after a few games and get beaten like a drum every week. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: 9fingers
Date Posted: 31 Jan 2017 at 9:57pm
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Spoofs his way to 3 wins in 4 games
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 31 Jan 2017 at 10:25pm
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Beginners luck during the honeymoon period. The clock is ticking for the spoof man ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 31 Jan 2017 at 10:45pm
Made a roight facking mugg out of TJ you cxxt!! ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 31 Jan 2017 at 10:58pm
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Clement and the players are like a new marriage. It's all smiles and sunshine and honeymoons now in Barbados, lots of selfies on facebook, thinking this love is going to last forever. Fast forward 2 years and even looking at the wife makes you angry. A couple of nags turn into a habit. Next thing is the old bag is a nag who moans and bitches all the time. You want to go to the pub to escape the geebag just to get some respite but she's giving out even more when you do. There is no winning now. Everything you do is met with wrath of Satan. Then you realise you are on the home straight to divorce land. The distant memories of Barbados seem like a lifetime ago. Yet it was only two years ago. My my my, how things change. Drink up and enjoy the Barbados sunset and sip on your pina colada while you can Paul. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: FREEWHEELER
Date Posted: 01 Feb 2017 at 12:08am
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There's only wan Paul Clement ------------- We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups..... |
Posted By: colemanY2K
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2017 at 2:34pm
 ------------- "One of the dominant facts in English life during the past three quarters of a century has been the decay of ability in the ruling class." Orwell, 1942. |
Posted By: coyne
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2017 at 3:25pm
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He's done very well with Swansea so far. Was very unlucky against Man City. Sigurdsson returning to form is a massive factor, still think they'll go down but they're putting up alot more fight than they did with Bradley.
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Posted By: Shedite
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2017 at 4:18pm
Leicester (H) Chelsea (A) Burnley (H) Hull (A) B'mouth (A) Boro (H) |
Posted By: FREEWHEELER
Date Posted: 12 Feb 2017 at 10:46pm
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Well Trap? ------------- We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups..... |
Posted By: SuperDave84
Date Posted: 12 Feb 2017 at 11:07pm
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If Paul Clement gets upset, does he become Paul Inclement? ------------- 
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Posted By: Territorial
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2017 at 8:23am
(Before his appointment, they hadn't a prayer...) |
Posted By: bhob
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2017 at 9:53am
Even a broken clock is correct twice a day
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Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2017 at 10:12am
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Spoofer ------------- Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one". Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
Posted By: Devrozex
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2017 at 10:15am
| The job he's doing there at the moment is likely to ensure we don't see another US manager in the Premiership for a very long time indeed. I know he's brought a couple of players in but generally speaking it's the same group of players and they look unrecognisable from a couple of months ago. |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2017 at 2:14pm
Paul Clement should be ashamed of himself. He's more interested in proving me wrong than in keeping Swansea up. Also the Swansea fans should be making me their hero after this thread has turned around their fortunes. I am the genius behind their revival. Should they decide to make me manager after Paul the Spoofer Clement is found out once his media bullsh*t wears off and they discover there is no substance behind it then I am willing to to listen to offers. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2017 at 2:39pm
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This fella is a fraud. Obviously I don't work closely with him but he just comes across as a total spoofer. Did a sh*te job at Derby and just because he put out the cones for Ancelotti doesn't mean you can manage. As if he was instrumental in things. I'd say he is one of these lads who is the ultimate bluffer in interviews. Able to talk the talk but not able to walk the walk. I see he has got in Claude Makelele as assistant. This smacks of 'get a big name in to impress.' He has got virtually no experience bar a few months in charge of Bastia which was a disaster. He was in the stand for Swansea's game at the weekend and when they took the lead he came down to the bench so it looked like he was in charge. He hardly would have come down if they were losing. Only a matter of time before he is relegated with Swansea and sacked. ------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2017 at 2:51pm
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Great post Bob. 100% ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: lassassinblanc
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2017 at 3:19pm
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Has done a great job |
Posted By: coyne
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2017 at 4:51pm
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Bump. TJ.
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2017 at 6:11pm
This Clement lad trying to make a show of me I take comfort in the fact that this honeymoon period will be over soon and he will be sacked once the dressing room sees through his Del Boy exterior. I shall have the last laugh. The Sky yellow ticker will be shown for this lad. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2017 at 7:44pm
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Trap you tit ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Het-field
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2017 at 10:41pm
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39168989?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_match_of_the_day&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sport%20" rel="nofollow - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39168989?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_match_of_the_day&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sport
This guy is getting better by the day.
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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2017 at 11:04pm
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only a matter of time before he's found out. spoofer ------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2017 at 12:29pm
Makes for a welcome change to lambasting the referee. ------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2017 at 12:30pm
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This thread is exactly like something Eamonn Dunphy would come out with, un researched, emotive, assumptions and above all Utter sh*te. Well done Trap Jnr - take a bow soooonnn ------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2017 at 1:28pm
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Young Clement is enjoying the honeymoon period that sh*te managers such as Shakespeare or McClaren or Mike Phelan have experienced. Then reality sets in and its sacking time. Himself and Shakespeare will be seeking employment on building sites come the autumn. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2017 at 1:34pm
Who wants to read boring sensible posts? Rash sweeping statements are far more enjoyable. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2017 at 4:54pm
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This spoofer has been found out today losing to relegation rivals Hull. The honeymoon period is coming to a gradual end as predicted. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2017 at 5:18pm
 ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: TonyNotJack
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2017 at 10:50pm
Is the ultimate spoofer. You only have to look at that weird hair island thing he's had going on for the last 7 years or so that he was trying to protect with his wally brolly that night against Croatia. Also his sky sports in-studio commentary on the England v Iceland match marked him out as the real deal. |
Posted By: deise316
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2017 at 4:43am
So yer saying they should beware the Ides of March ?? ------------- Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue..... |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2017 at 11:20am
Indeed I am young Deise. But they should beware the Ides of every month as well. Just as his namesake William, Shakespeare is going to write a tragic comedy at Leicester. Giving that clown the job is the kiss of death. Their form will nose dive. Clement is finished. The avalanche of pain is about to strike. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2017 at 11:26am
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You could actually write a version of Hamlet about Leicester. We have Shakespeare, King Claudius (Claudio) getting stabbed in the back by a dodgy Danish coont (Schmeichel). ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: coyne
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2017 at 1:09pm
Trying too hard in this thread TJ 
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Posted By: eboue16
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2017 at 8:12pm
McLaren is just after getting the bullet ------------- "He f**ked me over and my attitude is an eye for an eye." Roy Keane Talking about Alf Inge Haaland tackle |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2017 at 8:19pm
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One down 2 to go ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2017 at 12:43am
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My sacking threads always come true. Clement you are doomed my son ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2017 at 7:20pm
2 defeats in a row for the spoofer Clement. The honeymoon period is over! ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2017 at 3:24pm
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The spoofer is being exposed. Going down
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2017 at 9:34pm
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The honeymonn period is well and truly over for the spoofer. 3 defeats and a draw against fellow relegation candidates in the last 4 games. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2017 at 9:46pm
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Posted By: Territorial
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2017 at 11:13pm
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Posted By: TonyNotJack
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2017 at 11:34pm
6 wins in a row for the shakemeister. Now is the winter of Trap Junior's discontent |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2017 at 11:48pm
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Deflection of Clement's bad run of form as the lads bring up the biggest creep in sport Shakey. This fella would sleep with his brothers wife. He's the bloke in the film Ghost who is supposed best friends with PAtrick Swayze and has him killed. He is the backstabber in Hamlet. and when the honeymoon is over expect Leicester to go on a disastrous run. Shakey will be mowing the lawn come late October and peering into the neighbours garden wondering if he could swipe the new gazebo they just bought. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Territorial
Date Posted: 06 Apr 2017 at 2:16pm
I quoted one of your posts. From this thread. Just a page back. Still, whatever the source, it's always good to hear the opinion of a poster who a couple of months back probably couldn't have picked him out if he had an "I am Craig Shakespeare" post-it on his forehead, in an identity parade of one. |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 06 Apr 2017 at 4:36pm
This thread is about the spoofer Clement. The Del Boy of management. As for the biggest creep in sport you picked a good description of him being in an identity parade. Where that snake belongs. He would have been easy to spot with his shifty rodent eyes anyway. I'm sure Ranieiri didn't see him coming just like you don't see a united Ireland coming ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Territorial
Date Posted: 06 Apr 2017 at 6:22pm
P.S. A snake is a reptile, not a rodent. (I just thought I'd mention that in the hope that you might learn something today. For a change. ) |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 06 Apr 2017 at 7:36pm
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I thought Rodent used to be manager of Newcastle and West Ham? I am glad to enlighten the forum on these 2 spoof merchants anyway. Justice shall be served. November 2017: Clement begging Ancellotti for an assistants job or any job. Even minding his kids. Shifty Snake Shake is robbing some lads phone after he leaves it at the bar while he goes to take a piss ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2017 at 5:14pm
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Dear oh dear! Another defeat for the spoofer. 4 losses and a draw in the last 5 after he was being hailed a genius by all and sundry on here. I told you he was going through the honeymoon period that most new managers get in their first 5 games or so. But did you listen? No. Well look at you now. You stupid f**k! https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/433f6d84-eff8-477d-a8a6-6f5653c71360" rel="nofollow - https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/433f6d84-eff8-477d-a8a6-6f5653c71360 ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Het-field
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2017 at 6:29pm
| They were unbelievably poor today. No ideas, little guile. I think Hull's recent form suggests they might survive at Swansea's expense. Nothing to suggest that they can improve sufficiently to beat the drop. |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 09 Apr 2017 at 10:04am
Paul Merson won't be happy. He don't like no foreigners. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2017 at 4:53pm
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Oh dear oh dear! Del Boy being found out after his honeymoon period expired. 1 point form their last 6 games TJ is always right about these spoofers 
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Posted By: Claret Murph
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2017 at 5:13pm
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Yep spot on TJ hope they drop also . ------------- Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days . |
Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 06 May 2017 at 7:30pm
 ------------- Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one". Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 06 May 2017 at 7:41pm
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The Spoofer will go down with The Swans. It's going to happen and Trap Junior will be there every step of the way to bring you his downfall LIVE ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: deise316
Date Posted: 07 May 2017 at 6:00am
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Think it is only fair that should this event happen, TJ should be allowed reinstate the '' to be sacked'' threads. Starting with Moyes' eventual replacement at Sunderland. ------------- Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue..... |
Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 13 May 2017 at 5:16pm
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------------- Greed has won, big finance has won. Whatever small role elite clubs still play in the local communities from which they grew is dwarfed now by their position as global brands. |
Posted By: TonyNotJack
Date Posted: 13 May 2017 at 5:35pm
| £750,000 bonus in his back pocket for keeping them up. Shocking what spoofers get away with these days. |
Posted By: Hans Moleman
Date Posted: 13 May 2017 at 9:55pm
| They looked a totally beaten docket before he arrived. Swansea and Hull have turned around dreadful seasons with really good appointments. Would love to see Palace go down, hopefully Hull beat them tomorrow to keep that chance alive. |
Posted By: coyne
Date Posted: 14 May 2017 at 12:58pm
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45 mins away from being Swansea's saviour
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Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 14 May 2017 at 1:45pm
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TJ awfully quiet ------------- Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one". Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 14 May 2017 at 1:47pm
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What a job by Clem ------------- YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017 AS YOU WERE McGx |
Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 14 May 2017 at 9:49pm
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TJ's epitah will read Paul Clement spoofer...doh
------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 14 May 2017 at 10:03pm
New tagline for him Bob ------------- Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one". Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
Posted By: coyne
Date Posted: 14 May 2017 at 10:13pm
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Paul Clement now thinks TJ is the ultimate spoofer
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 15 May 2017 at 1:03am
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Good evening gentlemen. I am away on holiday so forgive my absence. Mr. Clement has fluked his way to stay in the division after a total collapse by an unnamed team who had they held their bottle would have done it. Nonetheless, I am glad as Mr. CLEMENT WILL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK of the English game next season and Trap Junior Enterprises Worldwide in association with Eddie Hearn and Matchroom Sport will be giving wall to wall 24/7 coverage of his slow downfall LIVE and EXCLUSIVE on Ybig forum. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: coyne
Date Posted: 15 May 2017 at 2:55am
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Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 16 May 2017 at 4:44pm
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http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2017/may/16/confident-capable-paul-clement-swansea-city-premier-league" rel="nofollow - http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2017/may/16/confident-capable-paul-clement-swansea-city-premier-league
------------- Greed has won, big finance has won. Whatever small role elite clubs still play in the local communities from which they grew is dwarfed now by their position as global brands. |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 17 May 2017 at 11:06am
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Clement is like Dick Advocaat. Keeps the team up and is the hero. 6 months later he's gone. TJ will bide his time for now knowing the guillotines blade isn't far away from the neck. Remember: Clement will lament ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 19 May 2017 at 3:26pm
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Clements team talk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp5hxHPlTq8" rel="nofollow - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp5hxHPlTq8 ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 19 May 2017 at 3:38pm
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For all Trap Junior's posts in this thread, just read them in a Paul Merson voice ------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: TonyNotJack
Date Posted: 21 May 2017 at 12:54pm
CLEMENT’S CRIME? BEING BRITISH
ON January 3, when Paul Clement was appointed manager, Swansea were bottom of the Premier League. So were Hull City, on January 5, the day they recruited Marco Silva. Clement was Swansea’s third manager of the season, not including caretakers, and he got one good break. On the day he took charge, a Swansea team picked and managed by Alan Curtis won 2-1 at Crystal Palace. So Swansea actually had 15 points by the time Clement took his first game. Even so, in steering Swansea to safety he has averaged 1.35 points per match; from 0.75 before. Silva has also done a decent job at Hull. Even so, he could not prevent their relegation yesterday averaging 1.23 points in his 17 games in charge. Paul Merson wasn’t right to dismiss him, but he wasn’t entirely wrong that a British coach could have done as well. Would Gary Rowett have kept Hull up, for instance? We will never know. Yet while Silva has been linked with jobs at Southampton, Watford, West Ham — even Arsenal — Clement is tipped to take over at, well, nowhere. He was previously assistant manager at Real Madrid, Bayern Munich and Paris Saint-Germain after Carlo Ancelotti worked with him at Chelsea and rated him highly. Yet now he’s a Swansea man. That’s his level. See if he can keep them up next year, too. And the year after. And when they finally get bored with him, or he slips up, he’ll just be another failed British manager. Useless, aren’t they? That’s why they never get the top jobs. That’s why they never get to work at Olympiacos or Sporting Lisbon. They’re just not sophisticated like Silva. And we return to Sam Allardyce’s old chestnut. If he was Paulo Clemente, do you think he might have got a better offer this summer?
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Posted By: Territorial
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 12:59pm
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Posted By: FrankosHereNow
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 1:04pm
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 1:06pm
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Clement's Crime is trying to be a big shot manager based on being a number 2 to proper managers. He's the new Brian Kidd. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: The White Cafu
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 1:10pm
big-shot? He's over Swansea
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Posted By: coyne
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 1:14pm
Sean Dyche genuinely thinks he doesn't get speculated much because he's a ginger
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Posted By: TonyNotJack
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 1:15pm
That was written by Martin Samuel. Always fun seeing the old Sam Allardici argument come up again. 
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Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 1:24pm
Martin Samuel is comedy gold, a semi-literate journalist! Who would have thought that it would work. ------------- Greed has won, big finance has won. Whatever small role elite clubs still play in the local communities from which they grew is dwarfed now by their position as global brands. |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 1:28pm
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The reason English managers dont get the jobs is because they are sh*t, not because they are discriminated against (in their own country!) Big Sam is a decent manager but he's like a dirty old rag for dirty jobs. He's not going to play decent stuff at the high level. Dyche, Howe are lauded for keeping their teams up. Good job I'd say but Mazzarri kept Watford up and gets sacked. Is he being discriminated against? Big Sam, Dyche, Clement are like Big Macs and Tennents. The top teams want Vol au Vent and wine. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: coyne
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 1:35pm
Why is he? It was far deeper than the results. Major fall out with local hero Troy Deeney, couldn't speak English, refused to learn English and it goes on.TJ I used to enjoy reading your posts but ever since the rambling about Clement I've found most posts predictable and not very funny in the slightest :/ Dyche is a top Manager, what he achieved with Burnley this season is contender for Manager of the year, if Conte doesn't get it then Sean should. Eddie Howe is another top Manager Clement is a respected coach, he's still very early days as a Manager but he's a very respected coach regardless what you actually think of him. And then you got the newcomer on the block Chris Wilder 2 title winning season in 2 years, future is bright for him so far.
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 1:42pm
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Coz he's a johnny foreigner. He ain't played in the premier league Jeff! He aint got a cockney accent! Being a good coach means didly squat. Being a manager on your own and not by building a reputation on the backs of others success. Clement and Shakespeare will pop in pub quizzes in 10 years time and everyone will be scratching their heads trying to remember who they were ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 1:46pm
You won't get Shakespeare in a pub, he's bard! ------------- Greed has won, big finance has won. Whatever small role elite clubs still play in the local communities from which they grew is dwarfed now by their position as global brands. |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 1:47pm
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Here's one for you. The last British Manager to be given a top job was David Moyes and he did a Graeme Souness job on Man Utd. Then he was given his chance abroad. Failed, Given his chance in England. Failed. Gary Neville. Respected England Number 2. Top pundit. Failed. Steve McClaren. UEFA cup finalist with a sh*te club called Boro. Gets england Job. Utter failure. Did ok in Holland but then got given Wolfsburg and was a disaster. Went back to Holland and disaster. British managers aren't up to it. Simple as that. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 22 May 2017 at 1:50pm
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There was an article in the Guardian a few months back which backed this up TJ, Johnny Foreigner has been far more successful in the premier league. ------------- Greed has won, big finance has won. Whatever small role elite clubs still play in the local communities from which they grew is dwarfed now by their position as global brands. |