The Baldrick Thread
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Topic: The Baldrick Thread
Posted By: sausy
Subject: The Baldrick Thread
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 1:40pm
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Following on from an EGM of the NPF this morning (chaired by BSM) it was decided that action needed to be taken.
The following thread has been set up for Baldricks comments re variuos topics so as to keep the original topic on course and as relevant to the original posters query / discussion etc.
Baldrick, your posts in this section must be in the following format:
Topic: Please post the full topic title and also the section of the forum where it is located i.e. Mortgage Question (Whatever).
WUM indicator: Please state at the start of your comment whether its a WUM comment or not so people can decide to ignore it or not.
Relevant indicator: Please state whether or not you comment is any way relevant to the OP's question / topic.
The idea of a second thread for your conversations with AndKend was aslo considered, but at this time its not believed that the servers could handle this. BSM is to revert back with an update following his meetings with HP and IBM tomorrow.
------------- Bimbos Burgers - "Official Sponsor of the Irish Squad" |
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Posted By: 9fingers
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 1:41pm
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Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 1:41pm
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Posted By: Sligo Hornet
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 1:44pm
Just popped back into the Mortgage Advice thread an Baldy is now advising TrAndy to buy some ducks 
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Posted By: sausy
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 1:45pm
Please don't hijack Baldricks thread. Consider this a formal warning. ------------- Bimbos Burgers - "Official Sponsor of the Irish Squad" |
Sligo Hornet wrote:Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 1:46pm
Re-read the thread and you will see that my original post was advice on the opening post. After that I was just defending myself against comments about my personal circumstances by someone else. I never WUM on this site. To say I do, is unfair in my view. I believe this thread is a WUM so its quite ironic that you post about me being a WUM.
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Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 1:48pm
 ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: sausy
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 1:49pm
Please format your post as per the predescribed guidelines. ------------- Bimbos Burgers - "Official Sponsor of the Irish Squad" |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 1:50pm
No ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 1:50pm
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------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: sausy
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 1:54pm
Thank you ------------- Bimbos Burgers - "Official Sponsor of the Irish Squad" |
Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 1:55pm
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------------- YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017 AS YOU WERE McGx |
Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 1:59pm
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Sausy 72 Baldy 0 ------------- It took City 44 years to win the league and 10 months to lose it |
Posted By: Shedite
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 2:06pm
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Posted By: greenforever
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 2:16pm
And out of nowhere Barlow takes a pop at baldy, pot kettle and black me thinks ------------- I know nothing :-) |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 2:18pm
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People who don't buy houses are unpatriotic, bed wetting barstoolers. ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: cm79
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 3:17pm
Great bit of work by the NPF 
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Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 3:23pm
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Posted By: cm79
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 3:34pm
I thought the NPF had been very quiet lately, good to see there is work being done behind the scenes.
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Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 3:37pm
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Posted By: seanyshuffler
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 3:38pm
| Is the NPF Ybig's version of the illuminati or the freemasons? |
Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 4:13pm
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Sausy Baldo ------------- PM me for all forum moderation queries. |
Posted By: Gary McKay
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 4:27pm
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Baldy is the best poster on here by a country mile. Legend of a man !!!!! |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 4:38pm
Sorry lads forgot to log out there meant to post that as Baldrick  ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: The Oracle
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 9:42pm
We never stop keeping an eye on the public YBIG forum and call weekly meetings for all NPF members, it's only when a matter such as Baldricks thread ruining comes to the fore that we make these matters public, everything else stays Non - Public (NP). Which reminds e of another matter which was discussed, there will of course be the seasonal additions to the NPF over the month of July and 2 new recruits will be allowed in for the Autumn/Winter forums
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Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2013 at 11:59pm
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Check out Barney ronay's twitter account :) ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2013 at 12:03am
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Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2013 at 12:05am
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I am on Question Time I see :) ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: seanyshuffler
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2013 at 12:32am
| Vintage Bladrick!!!!! |
Posted By: Sligo Hornet
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2013 at 7:11am
I laughed when I saw "you" on Question Time last night........didn't know you had neen "Knighted" either...........what was the honour for..........Services to Wuming?
Your user name and this thread name needs to be altered to reflect your new lofty status
"Sir Baldrick"
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Posted By: Claret Murph
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2013 at 7:16am
And before you say it = Obsessed, Obsessed Obsessed, Obsessed Obsessed, Obsessed Obsessed, Obsessed Obsessed, Obsessed Obsessed, Obsessed Obsessed, Obsessed Obsessed, Obsessed Obsessed, Obsessed Obsessed, Obsessed Obsessed, Obsessed Obsessed, Obsessed Obsessed, Obsessed Obsessed, Obsessed Obsessed, Obsessed Obsessed, Obsessed ------------- Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days . |
Posted By: greenforever
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2013 at 5:14pm
Baldy assured me there was as much truth in the rumour that he's a virgin as there is of me having 72 tickets, maybe now is the time to admit I do have 72 tickets ------------- I know nothing :-) |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2013 at 5:18pm
The first words that Murphs Dad said when Murph was born, was, I wish I was a virgin. ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2013 at 6:42pm
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Posted By: Mrs Iris Robinson
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2013 at 11:31pm
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Can someone please pass iris the popcorn? This is almost as entertaining as legalizing homosexual marriage ------------- oh young man |
Posted By: Conor Messi
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2013 at 11:48pm
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Jaysus poor oul baldrick is coming in for fierce stick lately! He may be a bit of a pedantic pat at times but at least he talks sense and isn't one of the many attention seeking manchildren on here. ------------- @MessiConor Hasta La Victoria Siempre |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2013 at 12:06am
Always loved you since you walked into my hotel room with Saint Tom in your boxers ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: Conor Messi
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2013 at 12:10am
One of the more surreal moments on an away trip now that one looking back on it!------------- @MessiConor Hasta La Victoria Siempre |
Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2013 at 12:25am
Why was Saint Tom in your boxers? |
Posted By: Steve Amsterdam
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2013 at 8:09am
------------- Molly Malone's pub- The home of YBIG in Amsterdam! |
Posted By: 9fingers
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2013 at 8:19am
ffs
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Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2013 at 10:53am
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BUMP After some discussion in the NPF, the Oracle has requested I bring this thread to the fore again in relation to Baldrick's fascination with Claret Murph's 'extra curricular activity'. Although funny when first mentioned, the Oracle has decided that repeated daily references to car keys and fruit bowls are boring his tits off now. That is all.
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Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2013 at 11:00am
Its not meant to be funny its, just true ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: sausy
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2013 at 12:04pm
it's annoying as fook is what it is. ------------- Bimbos Burgers - "Official Sponsor of the Irish Squad" |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2013 at 12:07pm
Good. Glad to know I am annoying you. ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2013 at 12:07pm
+1 ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: Claret Murph
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2013 at 12:46pm
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You got to laugh at Baldie you see it's his " TAG " what people on here call him that hurts , hey one day he will lose it ------------- Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days . |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2013 at 12:58pm
You will find murph, that I never mentioned it, until you had a pop at me. If you give it you gotta take it. Its all just banter anyway. You sl*g me, I will sl*g you back simple as that and I did not draw first blood.  ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: deise316
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2013 at 9:33pm
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I would like to be the first to congratulate Murph on his unanimous victory. ------------- Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue..... |
Posted By: Claret Murph
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2013 at 7:28am
  ------------- Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days . |
Posted By: Sligo Hornet
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2013 at 7:30am
Congrats Murph
What was the key to your success?
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Posted By: Claret Murph
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2013 at 7:39am
 ------------- Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days . |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2013 at 8:51am
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Congrats. To Arthur To Martha ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: sausy
Date Posted: 15 Aug 2013 at 4:26pm
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Bump ------------- Bimbos Burgers - "Official Sponsor of the Irish Squad" |
Posted By: Claret Murph
Date Posted: 15 Aug 2013 at 7:46pm
------------- Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days . |
Posted By: 9fingers
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2013 at 3:15pm
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Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 20 Aug 2013 at 7:05am
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Posted By: 9fingers
Date Posted: 20 Aug 2013 at 7:12am
The greatest poster of all time
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Posted By: Claret Murph
Date Posted: 20 Aug 2013 at 7:15am
 ------------- Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days . |
Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 20 Aug 2013 at 7:20am
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Top Goy ------------- PM me for all forum moderation queries. |
Posted By: AntrimMan
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 3:20pm
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Bump ------------- @AntrimMan85 |
Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 3:27pm
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Posted By: AntrimMan
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 3:29pm
I just wanted to know what the other 6 out 7 features of consuming food were. As i'm sure everyone else does. ------------- @AntrimMan85 |
Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 3:33pm
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Posted By: MayoMark
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 3:37pm
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Enjoyment or consumption though? ------------- They finally did it man... They killed my f**kin' car... |
Posted By: daithi
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 3:38pm
------------- Just because it's tradition does not make it right |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 3:47pm
Who did I put down Daithi. Not my style to put people down or abuse them personally. ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: daithi
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 3:54pm
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Seem's you miss the joke Baldy, i will just refer you to the vienna list thread ------------- Just because it's tradition does not make it right |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 3:57pm
Still confused, did not put anyone down on that thread either. Just asked a question. Think I need a map to the punch line here. ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: brianie
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 3:58pm
 ------------- ITS KEANE YES YBIG You Can Please some of the People Some of the Time But Not All of The People All of The Time |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 4:00pm
I heard the rumour he had one alright But thought it was a bit fishy ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: daithi
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 4:00pm
i'l leave it with you------------- Just because it's tradition does not make it right |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 4:08pm
Now now, its not fair to leave someone ignorant when you are in full possession of the knowledge  ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: 9fingers
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 12:41pm
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Bump Hating on dyslexics today 
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Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 12:43pm
Now now that is unfair and inaccurate. If you read my posts again, I am not sure how you can say that. An unfair representation of the post I made. Anybody who is dyslexic and and has over come it gets my full admiration. It is some achievement, and as I have said I have a couple of friends who I know that are dyslexic and had a lecturer also who was dyslexic and she has a Doctorate. So its totally unfair for you to say that I am hating on dyslexics. ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 1:41pm
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Posted By: WindBag
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 1:46pm
| bed form baldrick! |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 1:46pm
Cheers for the support Sham. Glad you agree with me that Fingers representation of my posts are both unfair and inaccurate.
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Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 1:47pm
bed ? Point out exactly what I said what was wrong. ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 1:47pm
| booooooooooooo hiiisssssssssssssssss boooooooooo - |
Posted By: seanyshuffler
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 1:51pm
| I rather not live in your nazi grammar state. |
Posted By: RogerMilla
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 1:51pm
boooooo , its a small step now to hating on people with missing fingers  ------------- The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own. |
Posted By: AntrimMan
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 1:53pm
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First they came for the grammatically impaired- I did not speak. Then they came for the 9 fingered - I did not speak.... ------------- @AntrimMan85 |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 1:56pm
How is it a Nazi grammar state. Did I say they should remove any human rights, the right to vote, or access to education. No. I stated what I stated. Its like some people do not hang around with people who have no sense of humour, or who are into crap music etc. Its just a preference at the end of the day. Why does my preference on who i interact with, cause such an offence. I am not denying anybody any rights. Using the term Nazi in this context is both over the top and incendiary in an emotional sense. ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: RogerMilla
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 1:57pm
obviously not ------------- The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own. |
Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 1:58pm
just to clarify, the is for you
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Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 1:58pm
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Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 2:04pm
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Posted By: The Huntacha
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 2:11pm
Genuinely curious, should the above statement not have finished with a question mark? ------------- Jimmy Bullard - "Favorite band? Elastic." |
Posted By: Newryrep
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 2:13pm
Too drunk ?  ------------- 'Irish' Songs for an Irish team - no SPL EPL generic sh*te Richard Dunne - 6th Sept 11 - best marshalling of a defence in Moscow since General Zukov Russia V Germany 1941 |
Posted By: AntrimMan
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 2:14pm
Usually the reason alright ------------- @AntrimMan85 |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 2:18pm
Yeah it should. ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: 9fingers
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 3:12pm
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f**kin hell Baldrick
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Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 3:15pm
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Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 3:23pm
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Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 3:25pm
cheers means a lot coming from an articulate guy like you ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 3:27pm
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Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 3:28pm
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------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Claret Murph
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 3:35pm
Baldie is a bad egg, has become negative and twisted maybe that's why i like him so much  ------------- Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days . |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 3:37pm
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I am genuinely scared now. Mr Gimp Mask has taken a shining to me. ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |