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Posted By: kopkid
Subject: Have you ever pulled a ......
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 10:36am
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Voting on the Babe section got me thinking. Have u or anyone u know ever pulled a 'celeb'(or before they became a celeb) no matter how minor they may be?
A mate of mine claims he snogged Chloe from Home and Away in Tenerife many moons ago.
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Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 11:04am
Hardly Hollywood A list but i pulled a girl who was on that TG4 dating show fashion passion or whatever it was called some years ago. got some shock when i seen her on it. she was dead on as well to be fair
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Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been.
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Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 11:30am
Lad I know scored Tara Reid years ago. He pretended he was an Irish celebrity (I think it was Paddy Casey) and she fell for it. She was about to go back to his house with him in San Diago and his "mate" ratted him out and told her he was lying. He got the sh*t beaten out of him by her bodyguard instead   I know its true as I saw photo's of them wearing the head off each other.
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Posted By: nvidic
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 11:44am
 irishmufc wrote:
Hardly Hollywood A list but i pulled a girl who was on that TG4 dating show fashion passion or whatever it was called some years ago. got some shock when i seen her on it. she was dead on as well to be fair |
Have you tried selling that story to any of the women's mags?
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Posted By: drog addict
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 11:46am
Ex's sister snogged ( I reckon rode cause she was a tramp) Pierre van Hooijdonk (back when he played for the celts) on her holidays in Greece. She hadnt a rashers who is he was when she showed me the picture of him.
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Posted By: ODCO
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 11:47am
Who cares about C list celebraties. Have you ever rode a Pikey ? then this might be an interesting thread
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Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 11:48am
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My mate had sex with a few fairly high profile porn stars in fairness to him, i'll throw their names up later on as i can't remember at the minute.
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan
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Posted By: Black Knee Stevie
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 11:52am
Green Devil wrote:
My mate had sex with a few fairly high profile porn stars in fairness to him, i'll throw their names up later on as i can't remember at the minute.
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Did He kiss them?
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It is not just a simple game, it is a weapon of the revolution
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Posted By: fochie
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 11:54am
Green Devil wrote:
My mate had sex with a few fairly high profile porn stars in fairness to him, i'll throw their names up later on as i can't remember at the minute.
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How, when, where??,  |
Posted By: Salzburglilly
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 11:57am
Black Knee Stevie wrote:
Green Devil wrote:
My mate had sex with a few fairly high profile porn stars in fairness to him, i'll throw their names up later on as i can't remember at the minute.
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Did He kiss them? |
My Nordy mate had his mates come over here on a hol, one of them went down on a Prozzy
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Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 11:58am
Green Devil wrote:
My mate had sex with a few fairly high profile porn stars in fairness to him, i'll throw their names up later on as i can't remember at the minute.
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This your mate?
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Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 12:01pm
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No honestly, this guy is my best friend on a few occassions i've even drove him to meet a few of them.
I'll post up links, pics and names in a while!
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan
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Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 12:02pm
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Put up some pics of your mate there GD.
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Posted By: fochie
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 12:03pm
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Hookers/pornstars ye mean ?
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Posted By: Black Knee Stevie
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 12:04pm
Salzburglilly wrote:
Black Knee Stevie wrote:
Green Devil wrote:
My mate had sex with a few fairly high profile porn stars in fairness to him, i'll throw their names up later on as i can't remember at the minute.
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Did He kiss them? |
My Nordy mate had his mates came over here on a hol, one of them went down on a Prozzy |
The filthy Hallion 
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It is not just a simple game, it is a weapon of the revolution
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Posted By: nvidic
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 12:06pm
Green Devil wrote:
My mate had sex with a few fairly high profile porn stars in fairness to him, i'll throw their names up later on as i can't remember at the minute.
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so did one of mine actually, dunno how high profile though, will get her name later but looked her up before and was some dirty yoke in milf porn, been backed up by a good few people whi lived with him as well
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Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 12:06pm
fochie wrote:
Hookers/pornstars ye mean ? |
Yeah, he's after banging over 130 hookers and he's only 24 it's his addiction
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan
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Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 12:11pm
nvidic wrote:
Green Devil wrote:
My mate had sex with a few fairly high profile porn stars in fairness to him, i'll throw their names up later on as i can't remember at the minute.
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so did one of mine actually, dunno how high profile though, will get her name later but looked her up before and was some dirty yoke in milf porn, been backed up by a good few people whi lived with him as well
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I'd well believe it, according to my mate he told me theres always a few high(ish) profile porn stars floating around Ireland. Escort Ireland is like his bible
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan
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Posted By: nvidic
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 12:15pm
Posted By: rossieman
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 12:32pm
are they hookers?Not really pulling them if he is paying for it.
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Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 12:38pm
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went over to Blackpool with the football club years ago when we were about 14-15 and one of mates pulled this bird and I went off with her mate. Her mate was a good looking doll too.
It was only years later did she become famous. The 2 girls ring the Irish phone operator looking for our football club and then found the secretary of the club and the got our phone numbers.
We were in contact with them for about 2/3 years after..
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na.
I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to
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Posted By: rossieman
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 12:41pm
horsebox wrote:
went over to Blackpool with the football club years ago when we were about 14-15 and one of mates pulled this bird and I went off with her mate. Her mate was a good looking doll too.
It was only years later did she become famous. The 2 girls ring the Irish phone operator looking for our football club and then found the secretary of the club and the got our phone numbers.
We were in contact with them for about 2/3 years after..
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Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 12:42pm
I fingered Kevin Kilbanes cousin on Achill Island 
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Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 12:44pm
rossieman wrote:
are they hookers?Not really pulling them if he is paying for it.
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They were pornstars who only done the odd bit of hooking 
I'd still class them as "celebs" in their own right, my mate has shown me plenty of videos that these girls were in. Some were on the big porn sites!
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan
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Posted By: rossieman
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 12:48pm
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A few of the lads on here have rode Twink.She must have broke their hearts because thats the only reason they could have for hating her.
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Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 12:58pm
nvidic wrote:
irishmufc wrote:
Hardly Hollywood A list but i pulled a girl who was on that TG4 dating show fashion passion or whatever it was called some years ago. got some shock when i seen her on it. she was dead on as well to be fair |
Have you tried selling that story to any of the women's mags?
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Didnt bother as they d see i was a ginger **** and think im lying 
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Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been.
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Posted By: rossieman
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 1:06pm
irishmufc wrote:
nvidic wrote:
irishmufc wrote:
Hardly Hollywood A list but i pulled a girl who was on that TG4 dating show fashion passion or whatever it was called some years ago. got some shock when i seen her on it. she was dead on as well to be fair |
Have you tried selling that story to any of the women's mags?
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Didnt bother as they d see i was a ginger **** and think im lying |
Im sure The Connacht Tribune would have printed that expose.Did you smash her back doors in?
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Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 1:54pm
rossieman wrote:
irishmufc wrote:
nvidic wrote:
irishmufc wrote:
Hardly Hollywood A list but i pulled a girl who was on that TG4 dating show fashion passion or whatever it was called some years ago. got some shock when i seen her on it. she was dead on as well to be fair |
Have you tried selling that story to any of the women's mags?
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Didnt bother as they d see i was a ginger **** and think im lying |
Im sure The Connacht Tribune would have printed that expose.Did you smash her back doors in?
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No i never smashed her front door in either unfortunately
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Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been.
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Posted By: cm79
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 3:11pm
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Snogged Noirin Kelly from Big Brother a few years ago.
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Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 4:17pm
cm79 wrote:
Snogged Noirin Kelly from Big Brother a few years ago. |
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na.
I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to
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Posted By: finnanselbow
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 4:31pm
ODCO wrote:
Who cares about C list celebraties. Have you ever rode a Pikey ? then this might be an interesting thread |
Friend of a friend in Galway did, as they were reaching a finish she said to him, "don't flood me boss"
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Posted By: kopkid
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 4:34pm
finnanselbow wrote:
ODCO wrote:
Who cares about C list celebraties. Have you ever rode a Pikey ? then this might be an interesting thread |
Friend of a friend in Galway did, as they were reaching a finish she said to him, "don't flood me boss" |
Jaysis |
Posted By: cm79
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 4:39pm
horsebox wrote:
cm79 wrote:
Snogged Noirin Kelly from Big Brother a few years ago. |
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Posted By: Barry
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 4:56pm
Green Devil wrote:
My mate had sex with a few fairly high profile porn stars in fairness to him, i'll throw their names up later on as i can't remember at the minute.
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Posted By: Andkend
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 5:28pm
I used to work in the music biz, once Moby invited me to dressing room for a drink, he took my number at the end of the night and the next morning I had a message from him asking if I wanted to go with him that morning for his next concert in Galway. I was going out with someone so declined, my fella was so furious when I played the message to my best friend he took my phone and erased the message. He have me his e.mail for some photos and we e.mailed, he me to Newyork and said he would give me the guided tour, never went, I did ask my then boyfriend if the shoe was on the other foot would he have played the message to people, he said no, but I reckon he would.
Another night ended up meeting Alan shearer and a couple of Irish players in the Burlington in Dublin, in these, anyway the bar closed and the group invited me and my two friends, one of which is a stunner for a drink in the room, seemed like a good idea but when we got there it felt well dodgy, I called the same boyfriend from the bathroom and told him where I was but he told me to f**k off and go to bed. my friend stayed and claims nothing happened. Nice guys actually.
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Posted By: rossieman
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 5:36pm
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WAs Titus Bramble with Shearer that night
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Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 5:41pm
The Q Man wrote:
Green Devil wrote:
My mate had sex with a few fairly high profile porn stars in fairness to him, i'll throw their names up later on as i can't remember at the minute.
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His nickname is "the cat" would you believe
He said he measured it one day and it's around a 7 or an 8 inch with no foreskin
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan
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Posted By: Whelo79
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 5:42pm
Kissed Alison King( aka Linda Block ) about 10 - 12 years ago. It was at the Childline aftershow party when Planet Hollywood used to still be at Stephen's Green, it's where Dandalion is now. The cast of Dream Team were playing in Tolka Park the next day. Anyway she invited me back to the Gresham where they were staying and I reckon I was a dead cert for the ride only for the f**ker doing security on the door wouldn't let me in.
Was a great night, group of 6 of us got to go to the after party, free booze for the night. Your man who played Fletcher had women all over him and one of the lads tried getting stuck into Samantha Mumba's Ma Another lad was delighted with himself when Jenny Frost sat on his hand
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Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 5:46pm
I could of pulled that Natalie one of Tallafornia but i didn't bother, she was dead keen and all.
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan
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Posted By: rossieman
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 5:50pm
I'd say Alison King would destroy a lad in the sack
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Posted By: Barry
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 6:16pm
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Was up in Boriel last season and met Shoco afterwards (he owed me money and had begged me via PM for a loan of a few quid (he needed to get a few cylinder's of gas for his caravan to get him through the winter) as gave me the cash (was all in change I suspect he spent the day begging).I headed back towards the train station and he headed off to the off license to get two 3 litres of devil's bit and a taxi to Muirhevnamor to meet his Missus. As I headed down the Carrick Road I couldn't wait to get back to civilization (three points safely in the bag, along with both my anal and oral virginity, dispite the countless toothless simpletons sitting outside on their porches, playimg banjos with rape in their eyes). All of a sudden this Fiat Multipla with tinted windows pulls up beside me and the door opens. This tiny piece of cooze starts calling me, I head over to the car door and she has one leg spread east and the other west. After staring at her nicely shaved snatch, I looked up and was shocked to see it was Andre Corr. She invited me into the car and as I had never shagged a Pikey before,so I politely obliged and jumped straight in the passenger seat window like Bo duke entering The General Lee. I landed on top of what I first thought was Andrea but it was infact Sharon sporting a Lillysh*te shirt with no togs on. Here I am in the back seat with two snarling growlers each side of me, but who was driving? Next, Caroline turns round and says "Time we headed towards Blackrock, fasten your seatbelt". I cerainly did as I finger banged both Sharon and Andrea (thank f**k Jim wasn't about) as Caz looked on through the rear view mirrior licking her lips. I couldn't wait to get to the Rock and smash the pair of these pikey's. I ket switching fingers and fannies. After fingering Sharon, Andrea sucked the juice of my fingers, an angry Caroline hit the brakes and demanded a taste. So, I stuck my hand up both my back seat companion's and let her suck both sets of digits as Andrea and Shazza feasted on my cock. After getting a taste she hit the pedal and we were heading back to a house they were renting. Within two seconds of entering there gaff we were all naked in the sitting room. So I was smashing sharon bent over the drum set and ripped off her Craptown shirt, I stopped pumping and headed over to the floor and picked up my 2002 season Andy Myler shirt , now this was better! take that ya dirty, pikey Craptown sl*g and at the same time I f**k Sharon with a drum stick and I was toe f**king Andrea up the swiss as she lay on the floor. I was about to come so I order the three of them to kneel before Zod as I slap the stomach off my stomach and creamed an equal amount on each of their faces. That's for your horrorific cover of the Fleetwood Mac 1977 classic Dreams. Oh yeah, I hadn't felt that good since Danny O' Connor scored in the relegation/promotion play off against Galway in 2003. A man needs a diet coke after all that and as I'm sipping on my drink getting ready for round 2, I notice something lurking in the curtains, oh no it can't be it is only f**king Jim Corr. He is slapping the cock off himself with one hand and holding a camcorder with the other. The sick voyeur f**k recorded the whole thing. What kind of f**king freaky family are these ****s. Reality kicked in, you are in Craptown and this kind of sh*t happens everyday. All of a sudden and from behind a rope is noosed around my neck. I can't breath. Shaz jumps on my lap and Caz grabs my hands and throws me to the floor. Andrea then handcuffs my hands behind my back. Before I know it I have Jim Corr's 15" cock down my throath. He is deep throaten me like a mother f**ker, I'm gagging and notice Shaz flicking her bean as she licks the juice running down a turned on Carolines leg. Andrea is recording the whole thing as I give Linda Loveless a run for her money. Jim is up for it now and before I know it I'm on my stomach and he is smashing me from behind. I can feel the pre-come mixed with what no doubt is blood running down my legs. He is roaring, ranting and raving about 9/11 as he knocks the hole clean off me, I pass out, my last memory been Jim saying something about Princess Diana been murdered in a Paris tunnel. I awake outside the train station fully clothed, my wallet and money still in place. I board the train minus my anal and oral virginity but still have three points in the bag. Was it worth it? course it was, who we planning next week?
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Posted By: thebronze14
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 6:19pm
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One of our staff scored Joey Barton!She was embarressed when we showed her his Wikipedia page!
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Posted By: drog addict
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 6:22pm
love it qman 
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Chips don't bounce
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Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 6:23pm
Posted By: thebronze14
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 6:23pm
Posted By: drog addict
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 6:24pm
Mrs best friends ma used to go out with Johan Cruijff in his hay day.
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Chips don't bounce
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Posted By: rossieman
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 6:24pm
The Q Man wrote:
Was up in Boriel last season and met Shoco afterwards (he owed me money and had begged me via PM for a loan of a few quid (he needed to get a few cylinder's of gas for his caravan to get him through the winter) as gave me the cash (was all in change I suspect he spent the day begging).I headed back towards the train station and he headed off to the off license to get two 3 litres of devil's bit and a taxi to Muirhevnamor to meet his Missus. As I headed down the Carrick Road I couldn't wait to get back to civilization (three points safely in the bag, along with both my anal and oral virginity, dispite the countless toothless simpletons sitting outside on their porches, playimg banjos with rape in their eyes). All of a sudden this Fiat Multipla with tinted windows pulls up beside me and the door opens. This tiny piece of cooze starts calling me, I head over to the car door and she has one leg spread east and the other west. After staring at her nicely shaved snatch, I looked up and was shocked to see it was Andre Corr. She invited me into the car and as I had never shagged a Pikey before,so I politely obliged and jumped straight in the passenger seat window like Bo duke entering The General Lee. I landed on top of what I first thought was Andrea but it was infact Sharon sporting a Lillysh*te shirt with no togs on. Here I am in the back seat with two snarling growlers each side of me, but who was driving? Next, Caroline turns round and says "Time we headed towards Blackrock, fasten your seatbelt". I cerainly did as I finger banged both Sharon and Andrea (thank f**k Jim wasn't about) as Caz looked on through the rear view mirrior licking her lips. I couldn't wait to get to the Rock and smash the pair of these pikey's. I ket switching fingers and fannies. After fingering Sharon, Andrea sucked the juice of my fingers, an angry Caroline hit the brakes and demanded a taste. So, I stuck my hand up both my back seat companion's and let her suck both sets of digits as Andrea and Shazza feasted on my cock. After getting a taste she hit the pedal and we were heading back to a house they were renting. Within two seconds of entering there gaff we were all naked in the sitting room. So I was smashing sharon bent over the drum set and ripped off her Craptown shirt, I stopped pumping and headed over to the floor and picked up my 2002 season Andy Myler shirt , now this was better! take that ya dirty, pikey Craptown sl*g and at the same time I f**k Sharon with a drum stick and I was toe f**king Andrea up the swiss as she lay on the floor. I was about to come so I order the three of them to kneel before Zod as I slap the stomach off my stomach and creamed an equal amount on each of their faces. That's for your horrorific cover of the Fleetwood Mac 1977 classic Dreams. Oh yeah, I hadn't felt that good since Danny O' Connor scored in the relegation/promotion play off against Galway in 2003. A man needs a diet coke after all that and as I'm sipping on my drink getting ready for round 2, I notice something lurking in the curtains, oh no it can't be it is only f**king Jim Corr. He is slapping the cock off himself with one hand and holding a camcorder with the other. The sick voyeur f**k recorded the whole thing. What kind of f**king freaky family are these ****s. Reality kicked in, you are in Craptown and this kind of sh*t happens everyday. All of a sudden and from behind a rope is noosed around my neck. I can't breath. Shaz jumps on my lap and Caz grabs my hands and throws me to the floor. Andrea then handcuffs my hands behind my back. Before I know it I have Jim Corr's 15" cock down my throath. He is deep throaten me like a mother f**ker, I'm gagging and notice Shaz flicking her bean as she licks the juice running down a turned on Carolines leg. Andrea is recording the whole thing as I give Linda Loveless a run for her money. Jim is up for it now and before I know it I'm on my stomach and he is smashing me from behind. I can feel the pre-come mixed with what no doubt is blood running down my legs. He is roaring, ranting and raving about 9/11 as he knocks the hole clean off me, I pass out, my last memory been Jim saying something about Princess Diana been murdered in a Paris tunnel. I awake outside the train station fully clothed, my wallet and money still in place. I board the train minus my anal and oral virginity but still have three points in the bag. Was it worth it? course it was, who we planning next week?
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Holy mother of f**k
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Posted By: FrankosHereNow
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 6:35pm
Brilliant stuff Qman.
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Three in a row
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Posted By: PanteirA
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 6:46pm
Posted By: kopkid
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 6:50pm
The Q Man wrote:
Was up in Boriel last season and met Shoco afterwards (he owed me money and had begged me via PM for a loan of a few quid (he needed to get a few cylinder's of gas for his caravan to get him through the winter) as gave me the cash (was all in change I suspect he spent the day begging).I headed back towards the train station and he headed off to the off license to get two 3 litres of devil's bit and a taxi to Muirhevnamor to meet his Missus. As I headed down the Carrick Road I couldn't wait to get back to civilization (three points safely in the bag, along with both my anal and oral virginity, dispite the countless toothless simpletons sitting outside on their porches, playimg banjos with rape in their eyes). All of a sudden this Fiat Multipla with tinted windows pulls up beside me and the door opens. This tiny piece of cooze starts calling me, I head over to the car door and she has one leg spread east and the other west. After staring at her nicely shaved snatch, I looked up and was shocked to see it was Andre Corr. She invited me into the car and as I had never shagged a Pikey before,so I politely obliged and jumped straight in the passenger seat window like Bo duke entering The General Lee. I landed on top of what I first thought was Andrea but it was infact Sharon sporting a Lillysh*te shirt with no togs on. Here I am in the back seat with two snarling growlers each side of me, but who was driving? Next, Caroline turns round and says "Time we headed towards Blackrock, fasten your seatbelt". I cerainly did as I finger banged both Sharon and Andrea (thank f**k Jim wasn't about) as Caz looked on through the rear view mirrior licking her lips. I couldn't wait to get to the Rock and smash the pair of these pikey's. I ket switching fingers and fannies. After fingering Sharon, Andrea sucked the juice of my fingers, an angry Caroline hit the brakes and demanded a taste. So, I stuck my hand up both my back seat companion's and let her suck both sets of digits as Andrea and Shazza feasted on my cock. After getting a taste she hit the pedal and we were heading back to a house they were renting. Within two seconds of entering there gaff we were all naked in the sitting room. So I was smashing sharon bent over the drum set and ripped off her Craptown shirt, I stopped pumping and headed over to the floor and picked up my 2002 season Andy Myler shirt , now this was better! take that ya dirty, pikey Craptown sl*g and at the same time I f**k Sharon with a drum stick and I was toe f**king Andrea up the swiss as she lay on the floor. I was about to come so I order the three of them to kneel before Zod as I slap the stomach off my stomach and creamed an equal amount on each of their faces. That's for your horrorific cover of the Fleetwood Mac 1977 classic Dreams. Oh yeah, I hadn't felt that good since Danny O' Connor scored in the relegation/promotion play off against Galway in 2003. A man needs a diet coke after all that and as I'm sipping on my drink getting ready for round 2, I notice something lurking in the curtains, oh no it can't be it is only f**king Jim Corr. He is slapping the cock off himself with one hand and holding a camcorder with the other. The sick voyeur f**k recorded the whole thing. What kind of f**king freaky family are these ****s. Reality kicked in, you are in Craptown and this kind of sh*t happens everyday. All of a sudden and from behind a rope is noosed around my neck. I can't breath. Shaz jumps on my lap and Caz grabs my hands and throws me to the floor. Andrea then handcuffs my hands behind my back. Before I know it I have Jim Corr's 15" cock down my throath. He is deep throaten me like a mother f**ker, I'm gagging and notice Shaz flicking her bean as she licks the juice running down a turned on Carolines leg. Andrea is recording the whole thing as I give Linda Loveless a run for her money. Jim is up for it now and before I know it I'm on my stomach and he is smashing me from behind. I can feel the pre-come mixed with what no doubt is blood running down my legs. He is roaring, ranting and raving about 9/11 as he knocks the hole clean off me, I pass out, my last memory been Jim saying something about Princess Diana been murdered in a Paris tunnel. I awake outside the train station fully clothed, my wallet and money still in place. I board the train minus my anal and oral virginity but still have three points in the bag. Was it worth it? course it was, who we planning next week?
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This whole thread was worth it just for that story. Immense |
Posted By: Andkend
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 7:18pm
The Q Man wrote:
Was up in Boriel last season and met Shoco afterwards (he owed me money and had begged me via PM for a loan of a few quid (he needed to get a few cylinder's of gas for his caravan to get him through the winter) as gave me the cash (was all in change I suspect he spent the day begging).I headed back towards the train station and he headed off you the off license to get two 3 litres of devil's bit and a taxi to Muirhinevnamor to meet his Missus. As I headed down the Carrick Road I couldn't wait to get back to civilization (three points safely in the bag, along with both my anal and oral virginity, dispite the countless toothless simpletons sitting outside on their porches, playimg banjos with rape in their eyes). All of a sudden this Fiat Multipla with tinted windows pulls up beside me and the door opens. This tiny piece of cooze starts calling me, I head over to the car door and she has one leg spread east and the other west. After staring at her nicely shaved snatch, I looked up and was shocked to see it was Andre Corr. She invited me into the car and as I had never shagged a Pikey before,so I politely obliged and jumped straight in the passenger seat window like Bo duke entering The General Lee. I landed on top of what I first thought was Andrea but it was infact Sharon sporting a Lillysh*te shirt with no togs on. Here I am in the back seat with two snarling growlers each side of me, but who was driving? Next, Caroline turns round and says "Time we headed towards Blackrock, fasten your seatbelt". I cerainly did as I finger banged both Sharon and Andrea (thank f**k Jim wasn't about) as Caz looked on through the rear view mirrior licking her lips. I couldn't wait to get to the Rock and smash the pair of these pikey's. I ket switching fingers and fannies. After fingering Sharon, Andrea sucked the juice of my fingers, an angry Caroline hit the brakes and demanded a taste. So, I stuck my hand up both my back seat companion's and let her suck both sets of digits as Andrea and Shazza feasted on my cock. After getting a taste she hit the pedal and we were heading back to a house they were renting. Within two seconds of entering there gaff we were all naked in the sitting room. So I was smashing sharon bent over the drum set and ripped off her Craptown shirt, I stopped pumping and headed over to the floor and picked up my 2002 season Andy Myler shirt , now this was better! take that ya dirty, pikey Craptown sl*g and at the same time I f**k Sharon with a drum stick and I was toe f**king Andrea up the swiss as she lay on the floor. I was about to come so I order the three of them to kneel before Zod as I slap the stomach off my stomach and creamed an equal amount on each of their faces. That's for your horrorific cover of the Fleetwood Mac 1977 classic Dreams. Oh yeah, I hadn't felt that good since Danny O' Connor scored in the relegation/promotion play off against Galway in 2003. A man needs a diet coke after all that and as I'm sipping on my drink getting ready for round 2, I notice something lurking in the curtains, oh no it can't be it is only f**king Jim Corr. He is slapping the cock off himself with one hand and holding a camcorder with the other. The sick voyeur f**k recorded the whole thing. What kind of f**king freaky family are these ****s. Reality kicked in, you are in Craptown and this kind of sh*t happens everyday. All of a sudden and from behind a rope is noosed around my neck. I can't breath. Shaz jumps on my lap and Caz grabs my hands and throws me to the floor. Andrea then handcuffs my hands behind my back. Before I know it I have Jim Corr's 15" cock down my throath. He is deep throaten me like a mother f**ker, I'm gagging and notice Shaz flicking her bean as she licks the juice running down a turned on Carolines leg. Andrea is recording the whole thing as I give Linda Loveless a run for her money. Jim is up for it now and before I know it I'm on my stomach and he is smashing me from behind. I can feel the pre-come mixed with what no doubt is blood running down my legs. He is roaring, ranting and raving about 9/11 as he knocks the hole clean off me, I pass out, my last memory been Jim saying something about Princess Diana been murdered in a Paris tunnel. I awake outside the train station fully clothed, my wallet and money still in place. I board the train minus my anal and oral virginity but still have three points in the bag. Was it worth it? course it was, who we planning next week?
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Rock and roll man hahaha
Actually my best celebrity story, no sex involved.
I was walking home from college in cork 2000
I shared a house with a few people on blarney St, anyway this English dude asks me if I know where he can buy some blow. I looked at him and I said, 'are u Shaun Ryder.' He was like yeah yeah but seriously do u know where I can buy a but of blow' well like any student worth their salt of course I did so I said look come up to my house and I will call someone, so me and Shaun Ryder are back in our student gaff, he's drinking tea waiting for the guy to call over, what a laugh, he signed a copy of Hallelujah, 'call the cops its Shaun Ryder' sound bloke, when my friend arrived it was smack he was looking for not spliff as I thought, mad guy he was going out with the folk singer Donovans daughter Isult and they were staying in Midleton, I met him again absent out to a gig he did out there, I asked her if she knew a few Shaun knew in Manchester turns out one of them wax her ex he got stroppy and ended up trying to have a fight with my boyfriend. Never saw him again after that.
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Posted By: Andkend
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 7:20pm
Andkend wrote:
The Q Man wrote:
Was up in Boriel last season and met Shoco afterwards (he owed me money and had begged me via PM for a loan of a few quid (he needed to get a few cylinder's of gas for his caravan to get him through the winter) as gave me the cash (was all in change I suspect he spent the day begging).I headed back towards the train station and he header off you the off license to get two 3 litres of devil's bit and a taxi to Muirhinevnamor to meet his Missus. As I headed down the Carrick Road I couldn't wait to get back to civilization (three points safely in the bag, along with both my anal and oral virginity, dispite the countless toothless simpletons sitting outside on their porches, playimg banjos with rape in their eyes). All of a sudden this Fiat Multipla with tinted windows pulls up beside me and the door opens. This tiny piece of cooze starts calling me, I head over to the car door and she has one leg spread east and the other west. After staring at her nicely shaved snatch, I looked up and was shocked to see it was Andre Corr. She invited me into the car and as I had never shagged a Pikey before,so I politely obliged and jumped straight in the passenger seat window like Bo duke entering The General Lee. I landed on top of what I first thought was Andrea but it was infact Sharon sporting a Lillysh*te shirt with no togs on. Here I am in the back seat with two snarling growlers each side of me, but who was driving? Next, Caroline turns round and says "Time we headed towards Blackrock, fasten your seatbelt". I cerainly did as I finger banged both Sharon and Andrea (thank f**k Jim wasn't about) as Caz looked on through the rear view mirrior licking her lips. I couldn't wait to get to the Rock and smash the pair of these pikey's. I ket switching fingers and fannies. After fingering Sharon, Andrea sucked the juice of my fingers, an angry Caroline hit the brakes and demanded a taste. So, I stuck my hand up both my back seat companion's and let her suck both sets of digits as Andrea and Shazza feasted on my cock. After getting a taste she hit the pedal and we were heading back to a house they were renting. Within two seconds of entering there gaff we were all naked in the sitting room. So I was smashing sharon bent over the drum set and ripped off her Craptown shirt, I stopped pumping and headed over to the floor and picked up my 2002 season Andy Myler shirt , now this was better! take that ya dirty, pikey Craptown sl*g and at the same time I f**k Sharon with a drum stick and I was toe f**king Andrea up the swiss as she lay on the floor. I was about to come so I order the three of them to kneel before Zod as I slap the stomach off my stomach and creamed an equal amount on each of their faces. That's for your horrorific cover of the Fleetwood Mac 1977 classic Dreams. Oh yeah, I hadn't felt that good since Danny O' Connor scored in the relegation/promotion play off against Galway in 2003. A man needs a diet coke after all that and as I'm sipping on my drink getting ready for round 2, I notice something lurking in the curtains, oh no it can't be it is only f**king Jim Corr. He is slapping the cock off himself with one hand and holding a camcorder with the other. The sick voyeur f**k recorded the whole thing. What kind of f**king freaky family are these ****s. Reality kicked in, you are in Craptown and this kind of sh*t happens everyday. All of a sudden and from behind a rope is noosed around my neck. I can't breath. Shaz jumps on my lap and Caz grabs my hands and throws me to the floor. Andrea then handcuffs my hands behind my back. Before I know it I have Jim Corr's 15" cock down my throath. He is deep throaten me like a mother f**ker, I'm gagging and notice Shaz flicking her bean as she licks the juice running down a turned on Carolines leg. Andrea is recording the whole thing as I give Linda Loveless a run for her money. Jim is up for it now and before I know it I'm on my stomach and he is smashing me from behind. I can feel the pre-come mixed with what no doubt is blood running down my legs. He is roaring, ranting and raving about 9/11 as he knocks the hole clean off me, I pass out, my last memory been Jim saying something about Princess Diana been murdered in a Paris tunnel. I awake outside the train station fully clothed, my wallet and money still in place. I board the train minus my anal and oral virginity but still have three points in the bag. Was it worth it? course it was, who we planning next week?
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Rock and roll man hahaha
Actually my best celebrity story, no sex involved.
I was walking home from college in cork 2000
I shared a house with a few people on blarney St, anyway this English dude asks me if I know where he can buy some blow. I looked at him and I said, 'are u Shaun Ryder.' He was like yeah yeah but seriously do u know where I can buy a but of blow' well like any student worth their salt of course I did so I said look come up to my house and I will call someone, so me and Shaun Ryder are back in our student gaff, he's drinking tea waiting for the guy to call over, what a laugh, he signed a copy of Hallelujah, 'call the cops its Shaun Ryder' sound bloke, when my friend arrived it was smack he was looking for not spliff as I thought, mad guy he was going out with the folk singer Donovans daughter Isult and they were staying in Midleton, I met him again andwent out to a gig he did out there, I asked her if she knew a few DJs I knew in Manchester turns out one of them was her ex he got stroppy and knew ended up trying to have a fight with my boyfriend. Never saw him again after that. |
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Posted By: Claret Murph
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 7:24pm
Just goes tp show what everyone knew , that Quey is still a virgin
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Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days .
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Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 7:27pm
FFS Quey.
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"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits."
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Posted By: Andkend
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 7:34pm
Qman I totally believed u right up to the bit about the diet coke,
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Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 7:53pm
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Excellent Qman
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Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 7:56pm
Had a good laugh at that
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YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017
AS YOU WERE McGx
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Posted By: seanyshuffler
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 8:05pm
Posted By: Landon Donovan
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 8:15pm
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Can't decide between that Qman post and the Sean McCaffrey/Dominos delivery post as the post of the century
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Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 8:38pm
Possibly the finest piece of literature I've ever read,ever
Qman
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PM me for all forum moderation queries.
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Posted By: darmack
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 8:49pm
Bravo Quey
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The dark side.. And the light
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Posted By: kopkid
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 9:09pm
Landon Donovan wrote:
Can't decide between that Qman post and the Sean McCaffrey/Dominos delivery post as the post of the century |
Jesus I'd love to read that other post if u can't decide between the two  |
Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 10:00pm
Andkend wrote:
Qman I totally believed u right up to the bit about the diet coke,
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He's defo more of a Pepsi fan
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Posted By: Ludwig von Drake
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2012 at 10:18pm
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Quality
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Posted By: deise316
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 4:01am
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And to think, every so often on here, lads occasionally call for a ban on the Q Man. Fcuking shame on every one of ye, and may a plague visit all ye'r houses.
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Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.....
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Posted By: Andkend
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 9:18am
rossieman wrote:
WAs Titus Bramble with Shearer that night
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there was a black footballer with the group. We started talking with shearer sl*gging him, saying 'oh! your the famous English rugby player', we had a great laugh telling him he looked more like a rugby player than a footballer, in fairness to him he was a great laugh.
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Posted By: RogerMilla
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 10:03am
Feckin qman
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The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own.
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Posted By: daffyp
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 12:38pm
I dipped my Micky into Cora Staunton when I was 17, I hear she's a carpet muncher now, doesn't say much for me 
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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 12:40pm
Post of the century qman
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I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday
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Posted By: Salzburglilly
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 1:01pm
QMAN
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Nathan Collins - The best Kildare baller since Johnny Doyle!
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Posted By: 9fingers
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 1:04pm
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Quey post of the year
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Posted By: colmoc
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 1:13pm
daffyp wrote:
I dipped my Micky into Cora Staunton when I was 17, I hear she's a carpet muncher now, doesn't say much for me |
jaysus daffy |
Posted By: daffyp
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 2:26pm
I was 17 dude, no chance of me turning down any kind of hole 
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Posted By: SuperDave84
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 4:17pm
Qman, absolute genius. No doubt about post of the year now.
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Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 4:30pm
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I just read that post Quey ahahahahahahahahahaha
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Posted By: colmoc
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 4:34pm
daffyp wrote:
I was 17 dude, no chance of me turning down any kind of hole |
point taken |
Posted By: BaileNuisBhoy
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 4:37pm
One of my friends rode Una Healy when they were in college in Limerick a few years back.
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Say no to Egg Chasing!!!
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 6:21pm
Qman ffs!
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Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...
97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC)
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Posted By: nvidic
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 6:22pm
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few of the lads wudve rode roz purcell in ucd actually, dunno if she counts as famous, barely
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Posted By: darmack
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 6:30pm
Well she's a lot more famous then miss Tipperary 2003, that's as good as I got.
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The dark side.. And the light
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Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 7:49pm
BaileNuisBhoy wrote:
One of my friends rode Una Healy when they were in college in Limerick a few years back. |
Jaysus she's a serious bit of tail
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It took City 44 years to win the league and 10 months to lose it
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Posted By: Blue Man
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 8:03pm
Q Man - a real gent!
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"Everytime Leeds concede a goal, its like being stabbed in the heart" - Billy Bremner
Gary Speed 1969-2011
YBIG Blind Date Champion 2010
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Posted By: Shebber
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2012 at 10:25am
Had a one nighter with Hilda Fay, used to play Tracey in Fair city. Dog rough!
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If you have 200 million priests, and 5% of them are paedophiles, that's still only 10 million paedophiles!
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Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2012 at 10:33am
seanyshuffler wrote:
Does jimmy savile count? |
Yes, but only as far as 15 supposedly!
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Posted By: fochie
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2012 at 2:05pm
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A Dickens like tale from Qman.. brilliant
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Posted By: BaileNuisBhoy
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2012 at 3:10pm
nvidic wrote:
few of the lads wudve rode roz purcell in ucd actually, dunno if she counts as famous, barely
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Lucky fookers, what a babe she is!!!
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Say no to Egg Chasing!!!
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Posted By: RogerMilla
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2012 at 3:14pm
daffyp wrote:
I dipped my Micky into Cora Staunton when I was 17, I hear she's a carpet muncher now, doesn't say much for me |
well at least you can say you rode a legend daffy 
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The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own.
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Posted By: RogerMilla
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2012 at 3:15pm
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qmans is some quality tale
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The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own.
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Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2012 at 3:18pm
daffyp wrote:
I was 17 dude, no chance of me turning down any kind of hole |
Took one for the team, fair play Daffy
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Posted By: IrishPride
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2012 at 3:41pm
Jaysus Christ Daffy
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Galway Will Win The 2014 Hurling Championship
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Posted By: BaileNuisBhoy
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2012 at 3:55pm
Fair play Daffy
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Say no to Egg Chasing!!!
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Posted By: daffyp
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2012 at 3:58pm
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Ye're all just jealous lads, stunning looking bird, and bird being the the perfect word seeing as she looks like Dustin the turkey
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Posted By: rolo
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2012 at 4:24pm
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"I'm off to see the Queen tomorrow too, don't forget that"
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Posted By: GreenTribe
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2012 at 8:50pm
Hahaha q man jaysus
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I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
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Posted By: Wheelo
Date Posted: 12 Dec 2012 at 8:32am
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Q Man – best poster on any irish football website by a mile
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"Not surprised you are anti foreigner in your so called Kip of a town when you don’t want a manager because he is Swedish and you want big Sam in charge" - a fine post from a fine ybig poster
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Posted By: GreenTribe
Date Posted: 15 Dec 2012 at 12:51am
Wheelo wrote:
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Q man, please sign up to our wee country forum and go on the wind up and post it up here
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I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
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Posted By: RogerMilla
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2015 at 1:17pm
Bumping the legend story
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The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own.
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Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2015 at 1:27pm
Barry wrote:
Was up in Boriel last season and met Shoco afterwards (he owed me money and had begged me via PM for a loan of a few quid (he needed to get a few cylinder's of gas for his caravan to get him through the winter) as gave me the cash (was all in change I suspect he spent the day begging).I headed back towards the train station and he headed off to the off license to get two 3 litres of devil's bit and a taxi to Muirhevnamor to meet his Missus. As I headed down the Carrick Road I couldn't wait to get back to civilization (three points safely in the bag, along with both my anal and oral virginity, dispite the countless toothless simpletons sitting outside on their porches, playimg banjos with rape in their eyes). All of a sudden this Fiat Multipla with tinted windows pulls up beside me and the door opens. This tiny piece of cooze starts calling me, I head over to the car door and she has one leg spread east and the other west. After staring at her nicely shaved snatch, I looked up and was shocked to see it was Andre Corr. She invited me into the car and as I had never shagged a Pikey before,so I politely obliged and jumped straight in the passenger seat window like Bo duke entering The General Lee. I landed on top of what I first thought was Andrea but it was infact Sharon sporting a Lillysh*te shirt with no togs on. Here I am in the back seat with two snarling growlers each side of me, but who was driving? Next, Caroline turns round and says "Time we headed towards Blackrock, fasten your seatbelt". I cerainly did as I finger banged both Sharon and Andrea (thank f**k Jim wasn't about) as Caz looked on through the rear view mirrior licking her lips. I couldn't wait to get to the Rock and smash the pair of these pikey's. I ket switching fingers and fannies. After fingering Sharon, Andrea sucked the juice of my fingers, an angry Caroline hit the brakes and demanded a taste. So, I stuck my hand up both my back seat companion's and let her suck both sets of digits as Andrea and Shazza feasted on my cock. After getting a taste she hit the pedal and we were heading back to a house they were renting. Within two seconds of entering there gaff we were all naked in the sitting room. So I was smashing sharon bent over the drum set and ripped off her Craptown shirt, I stopped pumping and headed over to the floor and picked up my 2002 season Andy Myler shirt , now this was better! take that ya dirty, pikey Craptown sl*g and at the same time I f**k Sharon with a drum stick and I was toe f**king Andrea up the swiss as she lay on the floor. I was about to come so I order the three of them to kneel before Zod as I slap the stomach off my stomach and creamed an equal amount on each of their faces. That's for your horrorific cover of the Fleetwood Mac 1977 classic Dreams. Oh yeah, I hadn't felt that good since Danny O' Connor scored in the relegation/promotion play off against Galway in 2003. A man needs a diet coke after all that and as I'm sipping on my drink getting ready for round 2, I notice something lurking in the curtains, oh no it can't be it is only f**king Jim Corr. He is slapping the cock off himself with one hand and holding a camcorder with the other. The sick voyeur f**k recorded the whole thing. What kind of f**king freaky family are these ****s. Reality kicked in, you are in Craptown and this kind of sh*t happens everyday. All of a sudden and from behind a rope is noosed around my neck. I can't breath. Shaz jumps on my lap and Caz grabs my hands and throws me to the floor. Andrea then handcuffs my hands behind my back. Before I know it I have Jim Corr's 15" cock down my throath. He is deep throaten me like a mother f**ker, I'm gagging and notice Shaz flicking her bean as she licks the juice running down a turned on Carolines leg. Andrea is recording the whole thing as I give Linda Loveless a run for her money. Jim is up for it now and before I know it I'm on my stomach and he is smashing me from behind. I can feel the pre-come mixed with what no doubt is blood running down my legs. He is roaring, ranting and raving about 9/11 as he knocks the hole clean off me, I pass out, my last memory been Jim saying something about Princess Diana been murdered in a Paris tunnel. I awake outside the train station fully clothed, my wallet and money still in place. I board the train minus my anal and oral virginity but still have three points in the bag. Was it worth it? course it was, who we planning next week?
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn
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Posted By: Zico
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2015 at 1:29pm
Great thread.
Loads of good posters missing off this forum too.
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I want to eat your ....
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Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2015 at 1:29pm
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Wow just wow
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