Warn your polish sweethearts.........
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Topic: Warn your polish sweethearts.........
Posted By: irishmufc
Subject: Warn your polish sweethearts.........
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 2:04pm
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the English are coming to "smash their backdoors in" I wonder what their conversations will consist of when they re on their easyjet flights over Generic cockney english Fan No 1. "Oi I cannot facking wait to get stuck into some polish crumpet mate" Generic cockney english fan No.2. "You facking mug, the oirish were here in the summer, Im not shagging some paddy's sloppy seconds", mugs game mate" ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
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Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 2:07pm
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Are you back on the crack pipe? ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: nvidic
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 2:07pm
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Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 2:20pm
just tongue in cheek lads 
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Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 2:36pm
I heard you had your tongue in something else recently  ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
irishmufc wrote:Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 2:48pm
huh? Do you know something I dont?  ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: 9fingers
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 2:54pm
| What's this about? |
Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 2:56pm
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What a great thread ------------- It took City 44 years to win the league and 10 months to lose it |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 3:00pm
 typical barlow response. ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 3:06pm
I was just trying to mobilize the ybig studs that pulled numerous times in polska to warn their polish goddesses that our neighbours across the Irish sea were coming in numbers and try and attempt to charm them out of their clothes The humour didnt work obviously < ="//edge.crtinv.com/get.?d=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ybig.ie" style="width: 0px; height: 0px; display: none;"> ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: daithi
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 3:27pm
Would someone lock this thread 
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Posted By: Stillhuntinghenry
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 3:44pm
| Where you not the lad giving off about people starting threads on Saturday. This is probably most pointless thread ever |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 3:55pm
Ffs theres a bit of a difference between 50 threads on the same thing (as we seen after the kaz and germany games) and a thread taking the piss. Relax henry It's only a bit of craic. We re still a bit touchy after fridays match I think ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 3:57pm
for crimes against comedy boy did my attempt at comedy take a nosedive  ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: daithi
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 5:30pm
worth a try------------- Just because it's tradition does not make it right |
Posted By: SteviesGranny
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 5:32pm
This was an attempt at comedy 
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Posted By: nvidic
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 5:33pm
| Making Eire32 looking like Chris Rock here. |
Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 6:27pm
Brilliant ------------- "He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland," Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 6:52pm
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No danger of this thread ever being bumped again ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Clonbhoy
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 8:49pm
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I am all kinds of confused. How many pints does it take to come up with this beauty? ------------- A man can have no greater love than give 90 minutes to his friends. @withgodlygrace |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 8:56pm
Ya either find it funny or ya dont. dont see how ya d be confused.all this arry redknapp talk inspired me to construct a fictional conversation between two right wing cockney english fans on their way to poland. thats all. dont think guy ritchie will have me write the screenplay now for lock; stock part 2. oh well win some lose some ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Clonbhoy
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 9:04pm
Due to the fact that it makes as much sense as the bible. ------------- A man can have no greater love than give 90 minutes to his friends. @withgodlygrace |
Posted By: finnanselbow
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 9:05pm
| What city is hosting this Engerland game? |
Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 9:25pm
You either find it funny or ye don't? Who found it funny? ------------- It took City 44 years to win the league and 10 months to lose it |
Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 9:30pm
I found it funny enough IM. 
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Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 9:32pm
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Bump ------------- PM me for all forum moderation queries. |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 9:36pm
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@TA @barlow Never said anyone found it funny. @Clonbhoy what bits confusing ya? ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 10:00pm
Bump   ------------- "He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland," Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
Posted By: nvidic
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 10:02pm
| can we make this a sticky? |
Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 10:08pm
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Surely the worst thread in ybig history ------------- It took City 44 years to win the league and 10 months to lose it |
Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 10:13pm
Its up there with the worst anyway ------------- "He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland," Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
Posted By: Newryrep
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 10:25pm
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shocking ------------- 'Irish' Songs for an Irish team - no SPL EPL generic sh*te Richard Dunne - 6th Sept 11 - best marshalling of a defence in Moscow since General Zukov Russia V Germany 1941 |
Posted By: Clonbhoy
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 10:40pm
The bit between your ears ------------- A man can have no greater love than give 90 minutes to his friends. @withgodlygrace |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 11:10pm
All right lads. Point taken.  Was Just tryin to warn our studs that there ll be english fans planning on goin balls deep into our polish women . Obviously it didnt go down too well. Apologies. Now lets get back to discussing traps future on the 5 threads dedicated to it ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: 9fingers
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 11:14pm
your lucky some eejit wants to 'reevaluate' the Staunton era, that definitely puts this thread into second place in the strange stakes!
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Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 11:15pm
Chin up pal your thread wasn't that bad........................ ------------- "He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland," Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 11:22pm
Ya he got me out of jail with that one didn't he. Theres nothing worse than shouting something out in the class/pub that everyone will either find funny or not. When it works, it works and when it doesn't as it is clearly the case here, it's a disaster. Remind me not to have ye feckers as my test audience if i ever get into stand up ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Clonbhoy
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 1:24pm
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bump ------------- A man can have no greater love than give 90 minutes to his friends. @withgodlygrace |
Posted By: Guf10
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 2:13pm
Sher its on in Warsaw, all over lovely ladies in Poznan, Torun and Gdansk will be fine ------------- 2 in a row, 2 in a row, 2 in a row |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 2:21pm
stop bumping it ye bollixes . Its not one of my most proud ybig moments ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: FrankosHereNow
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 2:30pm
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WTF??? I don't get it. Has to be the worst thread I've ever seen on this forum and that's quite an acheivement. ------------- YBIG Quiz Champion 2016, 2017 & 2018. As You Were Three in a row |
Posted By: Clonbhoy
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 2:44pm
I shall be bumping this daily ------------- A man can have no greater love than give 90 minutes to his friends. @withgodlygrace |
Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 3:00pm
That's a bit harsh, insulting Eire like that!  As for this thread, hmmmmmmmm ------------- 
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Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 3:16pm
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the English are coming to "smash their backdoors in" I wonder what their conversations will consist of when they re on their easyjet flights over Generic cockney english Fan No 1. "Oi I cannot facking wait to get stuck into some polish crumpet mate" Generic cockney english fan No.2. "You facking mug, the oirish were here in the summer, Im not shagging some paddy's sloppy seconds", mugs game mate" _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Aside from it been utterly crap, it's fairly derogatory to the lovely Polish ladies. The responses in the thread ------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 4:27pm
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@hoskins No offence intended on the polish girls. Its the english fans that are the butt of the (admittedly unfunny) joke. Im wasting my time but any chance of locking my thread hoskins? ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 4:39pm
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This thread is sh*t but priceless at the same time
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Posted By: jinky
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 5:01pm
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wont the polish ladies be used to premiership fans after the euros.. will be an easy transition for them ------------- tir gan teanga ,tir gan anam |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 5:25pm
You re a gas WUM jinky. Ive warmed to ya since you praised the beatles white album ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Guf10
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 10:38pm
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Bump ------------- 2 in a row, 2 in a row, 2 in a row |
Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 11:00pm
Top thread is this  ------------- PM me for all forum moderation queries. |
Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 11:46pm
@ask me bollix ------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: Landon Donovan
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 11:54pm
| I wanna be adored |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 8:27am
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This thread could go from worst thread in ybig history to in the top 10 :) and purely to do with the responses.
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Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 8:32am
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@ baldrick I ll never let myself be known to the rest of ye at any home or away trips as ill be known as the flute that had the worst thread in ybig history
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Posted By: WindBag
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 8:33am
| since when did the irish become so protective of polish backdoors? |
Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 9:31am
Not a hope, the Hayes Clan know what ya look like! ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: Clonbhoy
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 11:18am
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bump ------------- A man can have no greater love than give 90 minutes to his friends. @withgodlygrace |
Posted By: WindBag
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 11:31am
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One can imagine the headline in the Star newspaper..."IrishMuff starts worst thread on YBIG "
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Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 11:40am
sh*te i forgot about that. that 30 degree bus with no air conditioning to the italy game I think your brother felt alot worse than myself ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Guf10
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 11:56am
Dont forget your nametag at the next meet up ------------- 2 in a row, 2 in a row, 2 in a row |
Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 1:18pm
What a lovely bus trip.  I was the one who was feeling sick, you were sat beside Podge (I think!!).------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 2:32pm
Irishmufc were you on the Italy bus? Was i talking to you? -------------
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Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 3:06pm
No podge,I was sitting beside metal paul and grazza s auld boy with metal paul and grazza directly across from us. Sound skin to talk to to  .We
d a good auld chat though everyone on that microwave oven bus was
dying. Everytime the bus stopped or slowed down in traffic the wind
stopped coming in through the sunroof and everyone was in bits  Were you on that bus podge?------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 3:13pm
I certainly was, can't remember who I was sittin beside though, that's me Da you were sittin beside (I'm the younger, more handsome brother!) Think i had a green beard for that game, was boozin on the bus meself as I'd taken the night before off, think me and the Yank were the only ones that enjoyed the journey! -------------
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Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 3:15pm
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Oops, my bad! ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 3:45pm
Were you not sitting beside metal paul? The fella i was talking to said he was grazza but im nearly sure he d a green beard as well. that must ve been you. Were you sitting directly across from your dad? ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: FrankosHereNow
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2012 at 1:06pm
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Bump ------------- YBIG Quiz Champion 2016, 2017 & 2018. As You Were Three in a row |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2012 at 1:18pm
fcuk ya . I wouldn't mind but It was nicely creeping down the list onto the 2nd page. ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Clonbhoy
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2012 at 1:23pm
I just came into this section to bump it, cheers Franko. ------------- A man can have no greater love than give 90 minutes to his friends. @withgodlygrace |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2012 at 1:39pm
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fcuk you and all clonbhoy feck it you have to see the funny side I suppose. Ill never live this down ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Clonbhoy
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2012 at 1:43pm
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This will be bumped everyday ------------- A man can have no greater love than give 90 minutes to his friends. @withgodlygrace |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2012 at 1:45pm
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i know ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2012 at 4:11pm
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This thread was even talked about in the Faroes haha!! ------------- "He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland," Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2012 at 4:15pm
No wasn't sitting beside Paul, think I was sitting beside the Yank, I had the green beard originally, Grazza copied me Anyway was prob chattin to ya but just don't remember! -------------
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Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2012 at 5:15pm
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I can confirm this was being discussed at length in the faroes Can we please make this a sticky ------------- It took City 44 years to win the league and 10 months to lose it |
Posted By: Trapped
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2012 at 5:38pm
------------- 67% points to games ratio at the last Euro's (better than Portugal's) |
Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2012 at 5:42pm
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Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2012 at 5:44pm
At length may I add.
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Posted By: flick
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2012 at 10:55pm
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------------- GWAN YBIG |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 12:55am
ye must ve had a right bitching session about me so . pity I wasn't there as I d have loved to meet barlow my nemesis  ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 11:12am
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Bump ------------- It took City 44 years to win the league and 10 months to lose it |
Posted By: WindBag
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 11:18am
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Generic Paddy Fan No 1 " Whats the craic , I wander how the Tans got on, smashing the polish backdoors" IrishMufc " I will go and ask my Generic cockney english Friend"
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Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 11:51am
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Posted By: Clonbhoy
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 2:14pm
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bump ------------- A man can have no greater love than give 90 minutes to his friends. @withgodlygrace |
Posted By: nvidic
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 2:15pm
must have had three convo's about it with 3 seperate groups of people
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Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 2:55pm
Lets continue this script, what would the next line be?
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Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 4:09pm
Generic cockney fan No1 "I cannot facking wait to put this on ybig" Generic cockney english fan No 2 "Don't you facking mug!!" I think ill stop now. Definitely avoiding ye feckers at the Sweden away match. Thank god it's not till march  ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 6:10pm
Only seeing this now, I would recommend closing your account and maybe just maybe sign up with a different alias in about 2 years, good jaysus lad WTF were you thinking!? |
Posted By: Guf10
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 6:12pm
I presume you take back those words you said to me last week that you couldnt wait for the meetup for the greece game in November so you could tell everyone your IrishMUFC ------------- 2 in a row, 2 in a row, 2 in a row |
Posted By: corkery
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 8:49pm
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This song just sums up this topic |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 9:25pm
Did I? I probably did and all. Strange, seeing as I'll actually be in Switzerland that week------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 10:29pm
The thread that keeps on giving  ------------- "He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland," Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 12:21pm
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Bump ------------- It took City 44 years to win the league and 10 months to lose it |
Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 12:21pm
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Bump ------------- "He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland," Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 1:15pm
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@barlow and GD ill feckin bump yere two heads together if get hold of ye..........  ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 1:25pm
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Posted By: irishmufc
Date Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 1:28pm
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Relax sono. Just joking. ( i dont know what they look like anyway ) ------------- Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been. |
Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 1:32pm
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All my posts are aimed at this thread in general, not reading the rest, the first post is all that is needed! |
Posted By: sausy
Date Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 1:33pm
and not in a good way either ------------- Bimbos Burgers - "Official Sponsor of the Irish Squad" |
Posted By: FrankosHereNow
Date Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 2:05pm
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I never thought when I first read this thread last week that it would turn into a 6 pager ------------- YBIG Quiz Champion 2016, 2017 & 2018. As You Were Three in a row |