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Topic: Best football chants
Posted By: The GerK
Subject: Best football chants
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:11pm
Now trending on twitter

Some crackers

Was he hit by a bus
Was he hit by a vaaaaannnnn
Joelean Lescott, the elephant man



Replies:
Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:13pm
Originally posted by The GerK The GerK wrote:

Now trending on twitter

Some crackers

Was he hit by a bus
Was he hit by a vaaaaannnnn
Joelean Lescott, the elephant man

Clap  LOL


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It took City 44 years to win the league and 10 months to lose it


Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:16pm
 he's scholseys midfield partner, he's never seen a barber, his grandad bombed pearl harbour SHINGI KAGAWAAAAAAA


"he cheats ,his Red ,you will find in his brother's bed - Ryan Giggs

John Terry is a racist, he wears a nazi hat, his Dad will sell you charlie, his Mum will rob your flat!

if your sat in row Z and the ball hits your head its Zamora




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It took City 44 years to win the league and 10 months to lose it


Posted By: corkery
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:18pm
You are a wegie, a smelly wegie, you're only happy on giro day, your mams a stealer, your dads a dealer, so please don't take my hubcaps away
 
Hibs song for Celtic.


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'The younger generation as in 17 -25 are certainly gayer than their predecessors. I think they may cause the extinction of the human race with their activities.'- Baldrick


Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:37pm
Phil Jones wherever you may be
You are the king of comedy
The shirt came off, the crowd all roared
then you heard that City scored
 
Phil Jones Phil Jones and Sir Alex Ferguson of Manchester United look dejected after the Barclays Premier League match between Sunderland and Manchester United at the Stadium of Light on May 13, 2012 in Sunderland, England.
 
 
 
 


Posted By: ShannonHibs10
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:43pm
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
So f**k off Modric
We got Dembele.


Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:45pm

One of my personal all time favourites -

Tell all the huns you know

that they'll never sell Ricksen or Flo

Mols is a monkey*, Cannigia's a junkie, De Boer takes it up the arse-hole

*not racist, he just resembled one 


Posted By: newrynyuk
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:50pm
A few years back this one.  In the wake of Delia Smith's "C'mon!  Let's be having you!" rant at Norwich, when Chelsea visited, they sang "We've got Abramovich.  You've got a drunken bitch"
 
Canaries fans retorted with "We've got a supercook.  You've got a Russian crook"
 
 


Posted By: thebronze14
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:56pm
Teddy Sheringham song when he joined colchester at end of his career

Theres only one Teddy Sheringham
one Teddy Sheringham
with a walking stick
and a zimmer frame
Teddy has pissed himself again


Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:58pm

chim chimaree chim chimaree chim chim ca roo

who needs a rapist when you've got Giroud

 



Posted By: Dino Baggio
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 4:11pm
Let's talk about Cesc baby,
Let's talk about Flamini,
Let's talk about Dennis Berkamp, Robert Pires and Henry
Lets talk about Cesc


Posted By: grumpythick
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 4:15pm

Gimme a B

                     BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
 
Gimme an O
                    OOOOOHHHHH
 
Gimme a H
                    HHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
Gimme an S
                    SSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
What do you got?
 
The Bohemians. The Bohemians.


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I'm a Bohemian and I am better than you.


Posted By: Dino Baggio
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 4:24pm

Oooooh Balotelli

He's a striker, He's good at darts
An Allergy to grass but when he plays he's fcuking class
He drives around Mosside with a wallet full of cash
Ooooooh Balotelli


Posted By: heyirish
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 4:29pm
luciano, lucianoooooooooooooooooo, cost less than berbatov and he scores more goal
 
dom matteoooooo, scored a fcuking great goal, in the san siro, in the san siro, dom matteoooooooo
 
 
 
 


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karl pilkington to doctor when getting prostate examined: jesus thats high up that is, fcuking hell, right you're touching a lung now


Posted By: Salzburglilly
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 4:47pm
Colleen is  a slapper
She wears a Wonder Bra
But when shes shagging Rooney
She dreams of Demba Ba!


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Nathan Collins - The best Kildare baller since Johnny Doyle!


Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 4:55pm
Originally posted by heyirish heyirish wrote:

luciano, lucianoooooooooooooooooo, cost less than berbatov and he scores more goal
 
dom matteoooooo, scored a fcuking great goal, in the san siro, in the san siro, dom matteoooooooo
 
 
 
 


I'd like to draw your attention to the title of the thread, "Best Football Chants"




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Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:00pm
Hey I just met you
And this is craaaazy
So where's your hair gone
Jonjo Shelvey


Posted By: heyirish
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:02pm
Originally posted by BigPodge BigPodge wrote:

Originally posted by heyirish heyirish wrote:

luciano, lucianoooooooooooooooooo, cost less than berbatov and he scores more goal
 
dom matteoooooo, scored a fcuking great goal, in the san siro, in the san siro, dom matteoooooooo
 
 
 
 


I'd like to draw your attention to the title of the thread, "Best Football Chants"


 
yea they are class shur


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karl pilkington to doctor when getting prostate examined: jesus thats high up that is, fcuking hell, right you're touching a lung now


Posted By: FREEWHEELER
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:04pm
Man U fans for their workhorse Korean........I love this! 
 
Park Park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse you could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house
 
 


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We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups.....


Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:08pm


Posted By: The Big Club
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:12pm
Bohs song to Jody Byrne

He's gay
hes bent
his arse is up for rent jody byrne jody byrne


Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:13pm
Originally posted by grumpythick grumpythick wrote:

Gimme a B

                     BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
 
Gimme an O
                    OOOOOHHHHH
 
Gimme a H
                    HHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
Gimme an S
                    SSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
What do you got?
 
The Bohemians. The Bohemians.

Terrible just terrible.




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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na.
I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to


Posted By: tonyjaa
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:18pm
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnndddddddddd if you tolerate Rix then you're children will be next !!!!


Posted By: gspain
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:24pm

Iran away 2001

"Get your face out for the lads"


"No one hates you no one hates you no one hates you no one cares"  can't recall who exactly but class chant at the right club

Palace fans to Brighton fans "Does your boyfriend know you're here?"  Brighton fans back  "You're too ugly to be gay".

We were bo0ttom and Rovers weren't far ahead of us 20 or so years ago in Rathbane  "Going down going down"    from the away fans  "So are we so are we" from us. 

"Alive alive oh  Stephen Ireland's two grannies alive alive oh"

but best of all from last saturday night



Limerick FC CHAMPIONS  oh oh oh oh oh
Limerick FC champions oh oh oh oh oh.....  


Posted By: roverstillidie
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:30pm
Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:


Terrible just terrible.


 
Of course it is, its Tan filth


Posted By: Salzburglilly
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:47pm
[QUOTE=gspain]
Iran away 2001

"Get your face out for the lads"




LOL







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Nathan Collins - The best Kildare baller since Johnny Doyle!


Posted By: grumpythick
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 7:07pm
Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:


Originally posted by grumpythick grumpythick wrote:

Gimme a B


                     BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
 

Gimme an O

                    OOOOOHHHHH

 

Gimme a H

                    HHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Gimme an S

                    SSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

What do you got?

 

The Bohemians. The Bohemians.


Terrible just terrible.




Well I terribly sorry if the song isn't as witty as your English chums are but it makes me smile

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I'm a Bohemian and I am better than you.


Posted By: harry
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 7:11pm
Adebayor Adebayooooor
You dad washes elephants
Your mum is a whore


Posted By: Ludwig von Drake
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 8:49pm
Originally posted by FREEWHEELER FREEWHEELER wrote:

Man U fans for their workhorse Korean........I love this! 
 
Park Park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse you could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house
 
 

He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador, Sun Ji Park.....Sun Ji Park

Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams ..........

Neville Neville who's your da

Don't blame it on Finnan,
Don't blame it on Biscan,
Don't blame it on Hamann,
Blame it on Traore
He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet

only one Nakamura, only one Nakamura,
He eats Chow Mein,
He votes Sinn Fein,
Walking in a Naka Wonderland




Posted By: eire32
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 8:58pm
Dirk Kuyt,
Wherever you may be,
You smoke dope in your home country.
But it could be worse,
You could be Manc,
Waking your sister up for a w**k.
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one lying bastard,only one lying bastard,one lying bastard....
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Oh Campione
The one and only
We're Liverpool

They say our days are numbered
We're not famous anymore
But scousers rule the country
Like we've always done before
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Posted By: nvidic
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:09pm
out in Budapest - 'Cox, Cox, show us your cock', Cox jumps around towards the fans, hand down the kax and grabs his meat and two veg with a fair bit of gusto


Posted By: daithi
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:11pm
If i had the wings of a sparrow
if i had the arse of a crow
i'd fly over anfield tomorrow
and sh*t on the bastas  below


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Just because it's tradition does not make it right


Posted By: Shoco
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:16pm
your mother is your sister
your father is your brother
you dirty inbred bastards
the drawda family dodododo *clap clap


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YOUR 3 IN A ROW LEAGUE CHAMPIONS


Posted By: IrishPride
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:34pm
There’s only one Nakamura / One Nakamura / He eats Chow Mein / He votes Sinn Fein / Walking in a Nakamura wonderland

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Galway Will Win The 2014 Hurling Championship


Posted By: eire32
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:40pm
Originally posted by IrishPride IrishPride wrote:

There’s only one Nakamura / One Nakamura / He eats Chow Mein / He votes Sinn Fein / Walking in a Nakamura wonderland
 
Keep Politics out of footballThumbs Up


Posted By: IrishPride
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:46pm
Keep your head outa your arseThumbs Up

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Galway Will Win The 2014 Hurling Championship


Posted By: ProfesserGreenPaul
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:46pm
After Ronaldo was accused of rape
 
to the tune of Craig David Rewind
Ron-al-do when the girl says no -molest her
 
My fav is when Tony Adams was dating model Caprice
 
Tony Adams magic he's got a magic knob
And when he saw Caprice he stuck it in her gob
He stuck it up her gee he stuck it up her bum
then went down the Lane and even f**ked her mum


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Trapnoclue wants to marry Paul Green


Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:47pm
Originally posted by eire32 eire32 wrote:


Originally posted by IrishPride IrishPride wrote:

<span style='line-height: 17px; font-family: Arial, "Trebuchet MS", Verdana, Arial, Geneva, sans-serif;'>There’s only one Nakamura / One Nakamura / He eats Chow Mein / He votes Sinn Fein / Walking in a Nakamura wonderland</span>


 
Keep Politics out of footballThumbs Up


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Posted By: DG80
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:54pm
bohs have one for keith buckley, to this tune, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS6wfWu0JvA,   which have the lines

he's 5foot7
we never measured him

i think its hilariousLOL

unfortunately the best one i heard against us was derry fans after the 06 cup final
one nil and you fcuked it up
2-1 and you fcuked it up
3-2 and you fcuked it up
4-3 and we won the cup



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cup champions


Posted By: jinky
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:57pm
Originally posted by IrishPride IrishPride wrote:

Keep your head outa your arseThumbs Up
'eire 32'  ... the most political title on ybig....  you couldn make up..!

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tir gan teanga ,tir gan anam


Posted By: Fitz
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:07pm
Originally posted by Roberto Baggio Roberto Baggio wrote:

One of my personal all time favourites -

Tell all the huns you know

that they'll never sell Ricksen or Flo

Mols is a monkey*, Cannigia's a junkie, De Boer takes it up the arse-hole

*not racist, he just resembled one 




Staying on a Celtic tip:


There's only one Michael Mols
There's only one Michael Mols
His wife has the hairiest hole
She's as ugly as f**k
Michael Mols' woman is a man


And here she is:

http://goldfingersfc.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/mols.jpg?w=199&h=300" rel="nofollow - mols.jpg  Clap




He dives to the left
He dives to the right
Allan McGregor
A rapist at night

The baby's not yours
The baby's not yours
It's Paddy McCourt's
The baby's not yours




(To the tune of 'Dirty old Town')

He plays left-back
He plays right-back
He plays midfield
Plays centre-back
He scores the goals
And he hates the Huns
Charlie Mulgrew, Charlie Mulgrew



Plenty of great Celtic ones about, although they're only likely to be met with derision on here Thumbs Down


That Sheff Utd 'You fill up my senses' one is f**king brilliant as well, tbf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA14bKuuSms" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA14bKuuSms


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Posted By: Fitz
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:20pm
Originally posted by thebronze14 thebronze14 wrote:

Teddy Sheringham song when he joined colchester at end of his career

Theres only one Teddy Sheringham
one Teddy Sheringham
with a walking stick
and a zimmer frame
Teddy has pissed himself again



Oh Teddy, Tedddyyyyyy
You might have won the treble but you're still a c/unt


Simple and straight to the point.


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Posted By: Del-Piero
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:25pm
He's five foot four
He's five foot fooooooooooouuur
We Got Arshavin
F**k Adebayor





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I don't quite see how you cherish the memory of the dead by killing another million. And, this is not combat, it's an act of lunacy, General Sir.

Personally, I think you're a f**king idiot.


Posted By: max
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:26pm
At Old Trafford carling cup match both da silva twins playing

Viva Da Silva
Viva Da Silva
Viva Da Silva
Running down the pitch dunno which is which
Viva Da Silva


Posted By: HuntysCousin
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:30pm
He cheats
He dives
He hates the Jackson 5
It's Luis Suarez!


Posted By: IrishPride
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:34pm
The baby's not yours, 
The baby's not yoooooours, 
Alan McGregor, 
The baby's not yours! 

It's Paddy McCourts, 
It's Paddy McCourts, 
Alan McGregor, 
It's Paddy McCourts!

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Galway Will Win The 2014 Hurling Championship


Posted By: Landon Donovan
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:50pm
Originally posted by The GerK The GerK wrote:

Now trending on twitter

Some crackers

Was he hit by a bus
Was he hit by a vaaaaannnnn
Joelean Lescott, the elephant man

I dont understand how mocking some lad that was in a terrible car accident and scarred for life is a "cracker" or amongst the best football chants.

I wouldnt mind you would be the first to get offended when people speak ill of football fans and i think you intentionally chose that chant to spark some debate about political correctness.



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Password: YBIG


Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:59pm
Fitz, the charle mulgrew song to dirty old town tune -

He's plays left back, or can play right back
even left midfield or at centre half
he's our prodigal son, and he hates the Huns
charlie mulgrew, Charlie mulgrew


An old classic

There's only one jorge cadete
he puts the ball in the netty
he's Portuguese
he scores with ease
walking in a Celtic wonderland


Posted By: harry
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 11:02pm
http://goldfingersfc.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/mols.jpg?w=199&h=300" rel="nofollow - mols.jpg Clap
 
fcuk shes brutal!


Posted By: PhilliyK
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 11:08pm
Originally posted by Fitz Fitz wrote:

That Sheff Utd 'You fill up my senses' one is f**king brilliant as well, tbf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA14bKuuSms" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA14bKuuSms
Is the club "anthem" like other clubs with ynwa for example, played before kick off and just before 2nd half kicks off. Quality tune and well imo best club anthem out there Approve

Edit : should say is actually called Greasy chip butty song Thumbs Up


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Posted By: corkery
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 11:12pm
Dundee United's Beautiful Sunday.

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'The younger generation as in 17 -25 are certainly gayer than their predecessors. I think they may cause the extinction of the human race with their activities.'- Baldrick


Posted By: drog addict
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 11:27pm
To pat Dolan with pats in utd park a good few years ago,

You're going home in a f**king burger van X 5

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Chips don't bounce


Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 11:43pm
River Plate - Sos Cagon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjiCoB1EqnY" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjiCoB1EqnY
Athletic Club Anthem- 20 secs in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsURW5s0hzw&feature=related" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsURW5s0hzw&feature=related
Aide- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isw8VYP3N0s" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isw8VYP3N0s
South American clubs - La Copa Libertadores es mi obsesion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l3yYAMKLoA" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l3yYAMKLoA


Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 11:43pm
Originally posted by Landon Donovan Landon Donovan wrote:

Originally posted by The GerK The GerK wrote:

Now trending on twitter

Some crackers

Was he hit by a bus
Was he hit by a vaaaaannnnn
Joelean Lescott, the elephant man

I dont understand how mocking some lad that was in a terrible car accident and scarred for life is a "cracker" or amongst the best football chants.

I wouldnt mind you would be the first to get offended when people speak ill of football fans and i think you intentionally chose that chant to spark some debate about political correctness.



LOL

A - I never knew he was in a car crash
B - You not take your paranoia pills?



Posted By: eire32
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 11:56pm
Posh spice is a slapper, she takes it up the rear, when shes sh*****g Beckham, she thinks of Davie Weir


Posted By: Andkend
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 3:15am
“Ashley Cole is a rent boy, his mobiles always on, and when he’s shagging Cheryl, he thinks of Elton John”


Posted By: The Big Club
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 9:11am
Stoke fans to cole after hsi divorce to tune of cheryl coles youve got to fight fot this love
You've got to file,file,file ,file for divorce ........


Posted By: Dino Baggio
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 9:32am
Originally posted by FREEWHEELER FREEWHEELER wrote:

Man U fans for their workhorse Korean........I love this! 
 
Park Park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse you could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house
 
 
 
Park Park you ugly fcuk
You look just like a crispy duck
It could be worse, you could be gay,
Getting bummed by John O'Shea


Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 9:42am
When Tevez played for United -
 
Whos that man from Argentina, whos that men we all adore
plays with Rooney plays with Wes
he's our super star Tevez
And United he will stay forever more
 
City fans sang about him then -
 
His neck scars proves he lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never get a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly twat you Argie c**t
Theyve sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munsters Head
 
When he signed for City, United fans -
 
Whos that c**t from Argentina
Who that money grabbing whore
Carlos Tevez is his name and he hasnt got a brain
And he'll not be winning trophies anymore


Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 10:15am
Originally posted by Roberto Baggio Roberto Baggio wrote:

 
His neck scars proves he lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never get a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly twat you Argie c**t
Theyve sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munsters Head
 


Quality LOLClap


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Posted By: Shedite
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 10:27am
After Coventry sold Terry Phelan and Peter Ndlouv.....(To the Top Gun song)....

"You've lost, Ndlouv and Phelan......whoooooooo Ndlovu and Phelan......


Posted By: SuperDave84
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 12:56pm
Originally posted by Shedite Shedite wrote:

After Coventry sold Terry Phelan and Peter Ndlouv.....(To the Top Gun song)....

"You've lost, Ndlouv and Phelan......whoooooooo Ndlovu and Phelan......


Ladies and Gentleman, we have a winner.


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Posted By: Cabra Hoop
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 1:08pm
Hibs fans to Hearts when Graham Rix was jambo manager:
 
"And if you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next"....
 
Overheard this by drunken huns in Spain:
 
Theres only one Henrik Larrson
He's got a head like a martian
With his bag of sweets and cheeky smile
Larrson is a fenian paedo****
 
And finally the Utd fans like themselves down with this in Anfield a few weeks back:
 
Its never your fault, Its never your fault, Always the victim, Its never you fault.......


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" BFC always gives me a laugh........ "


Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 1:32pm
Originally posted by SuperDave84 SuperDave84 wrote:

Originally posted by Shedite Shedite wrote:

After Coventry sold Terry Phelan and Peter Ndlouv.....(To the Top Gun song)....

"You've lost, Ndlouv and Phelan......whoooooooo Ndlovu and Phelan......


Ladies and Gentleman, we have a winner.
 
could be a winner alright......if Terry Phelan ever actually played for Coventry!
 


Posted By: Barna Bee
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 1:32pm
Delai's Smiths a super cook
she makes the whole team porridge
she makes a craking steak au poivre
but that dont rhyme with Norwich

Niall Quinns disco pants are the best
Theyy go up past his arse to his chest
they are better then Adam and the Ants
Niall Quinns Disco Pants



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"in di cup for Tottinghang!"


Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 2:13pm
Originally posted by Cabra Hoop Cabra Hoop wrote:

 
And finally the Utd fans like themselves down with this in Anfield a few weeks back:
 
Its never your fault, Its never your fault, Always the victim, Its never you fault.......


Read the thread titile again there will ya!


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Posted By: Barna Bee
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 2:19pm
To Berba when he joined United

Dimitar , Dimitarrrrrr.....your dad washes windscreens on the North Circular


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"in di cup for Tottinghang!"


Posted By: JUICEBOMB
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 2:25pm
van-per-sie when a  girl says no molesssssssst her!!!!!!!  to the tune of re rewind by craig david and artful doger

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hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard


Posted By: Barna Bee
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 2:28pm
Originally posted by JUICEBOMB JUICEBOMB wrote:

van-per-sie when a  girl says no molesssssssst her!!!!!!!  to the tune of re rewind by craig david and artful doger


I'll top that with

She said no m'lud she said no , .She said no m'lud she said no
She said no m'lud she said no....ooooooh she said no


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"in di cup for Tottinghang!"


Posted By: erimus
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 2:53pm
Hit him on the head!
Hit him on the head!
Hit him on the head with a baseball bat Keegan, Keegan

Smack his kids!
Smack his kids!
Smack his kids with dustbin lids Keegan, Keegan

Shag his wife!
Shag his wife!
Shag his wife with a carving knife Keegan, Keegan



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This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano

ROLL ON 2016


Posted By: packiesglove
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 3:57pm
there's a circus in the town, in the town
kevin keegan is a clown, is a clown
arthur cox has got the f*ckin pox
theres a circus in the town


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When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't worry give a whistle....


Posted By: Guf10
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 4:03pm
She loves the scouse C*ck,
She loves the scouse C*ck,
John Terry's mother,
She loves the scouse C*ck


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2 in a row, 2 in a row, 2 in a row



Posted By: Cabra Hoop
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 4:29pm
Prior to the rampage of manchester a while ago.......
 
Tell all the huns ya know
We don't give a f*** where you go
You'll be shagging Gail Platt
In Roy Croppers Flat
And returning to 3 in a row


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" BFC always gives me a laugh........ "


Posted By: JH91
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 5:01pm
Bohs fans to the tune of Black Betty by Ram Jam.

'Ohhhh Black Darren Mansaram'




Posted By: Thundergun Express
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 12:52am
When Dave Rodgers signed for Derry City from Shels:
 
(To the tune of Wonderful Tonight)
 
It's late in the evenin
He's dressed in red and white
That giant defender
with the bald slap head
And then he asked us
Did I play alright?
We said Dave...you played wonderful tonight...
 
He signed from Shelbourne
On a free transfer
He filled in at right back
but he can play anywhere
And then he asked us
Did I play alright?
We said Dave...you played wonderful tonight...
 
 


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No hesitation, No surrender, Never leave a man behind...


Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 9:12am

In the you are my Larsson song, never could understand why they had the line - F**k Alan Shearer, for he's a w**ker, please dont take my Larsson away

What relevance had Shearer to Celtic/Larsson/SPL??



Posted By: nvidic
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 9:21am
Originally posted by Roberto Baggio Roberto Baggio wrote:

In the you are my Larsson song, never could understand why they had the line - F**k Alan Shearer, for he's a w**ker, please dont take my Larsson away

What relevance had Shearer to Celtic/Larsson/SPL??



id say it was just taken straight from Uniteds song about Solskjaer?


Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 9:58am
Originally posted by nvidic nvidic wrote:

Originally posted by Roberto Baggio Roberto Baggio wrote:

In the you are my Larsson song, never could understand why they had the line - F**k Alan Shearer, for he's a w**ker, please dont take my Larsson away

What relevance had Shearer to Celtic/Larsson/SPL??



id say it was just taken straight from Uniteds song about Solskjaer?



Nail on the head vidic


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Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 10:01am

was uniteds line not - alan shearer, sure he was dearer

calling him a w**ker is a bit irrelevant for Celtic fans

always found it a silly line in the song



Posted By: eire77
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 11:01am
From WC2002:

Posh spice is a slapper,
She's married to a Puff
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Damien Duff

Ohhhh...
Posh spice is a slapper,
She shacked up with a Queen,
But when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Gary Breen

Oh we all dream of a team of....

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Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me...


Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 11:39am

after the 6-1 last season

Who put the ball in Uniteds net, half of f**kin City



Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 1:11pm
Originally posted by eire77 eire77 wrote:

From WC2002:

Posh spice is a slapper,
She's married to a Puff
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Damien Duff

Ohhhh...
Posh spice is a slapper,
She shacked up with a Queen,
But when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Gary Breen

Oh we all dream of a team of....

And where exactly did you hear this being sung?


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It took City 44 years to win the league and 10 months to lose it


Posted By: deise316
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 1:35pm
Arsenal fans for Sylvain Wiltord;

'You're Sylvain, you probably think this song is about you' 






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Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.....


Posted By: JUICEBOMB
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 1:44pm
sung to the tune of "my my my delilah"            ya ya yaaaaa ya toure.....so before he breaks away and scores oh ya ya toure i think we should pay you some more!!!

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Posted By: eire77
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 2:56pm
Originally posted by Vivakenbarlow Vivakenbarlow wrote:


Originally posted by eire77 eire77 wrote:

From WC2002:

Posh spice is a slapper,
She's married to a Puff
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Damien Duff

Ohhhh...
Posh spice is a slapper,
She shacked up with a Queen,
But when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Gary Breen

Oh we all dream of a team of....


And where exactly did you hear this being sung?

Outside bar in Seoul the night before Spain match if you must know

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Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me...


Posted By: Cabra Hoop
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 3:44pm
Windsor Park the night OWE beat Ingerland...........OWE fans after rat face healy scored "You're not singing anymore".............after a few minutes the few hundred Inglish replied "You're not british any more"......
 
 


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" BFC always gives me a laugh........ "


Posted By: jinky
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 5:02pm
Originally posted by Roberto Baggio Roberto Baggio wrote:

In the you are my Larsson song, never could understand why they had the line - F**k Alan Shearer, for he's a w**ker, please dont take my Larsson away


What relevance had Shearer to Celtic/Larsson/SPL??

i think shearer came out and said Larsson wouldn make it in the premiership... typical w**kers remark

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tir gan teanga ,tir gan anam


Posted By: max
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 5:09pm
Surprised no one has mentioned Just Cant Get Enough my favourite chant cant wait to be singing it tomorow night 


Posted By: jinky
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 5:16pm
Originally posted by max max wrote:

Surprised no one has mentioned Just Cant Get Enough my favourite chant cant wait to be singing it tomorow night 
the celtic haters will be up in arms over that..!

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tir gan teanga ,tir gan anam


Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 5:19pm
Originally posted by max max wrote:

Surprised no one has mentioned Just Cant Get Enough my favourite chant cant wait to be singing it tomorow night 


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Posted By: jinky
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 5:23pm
Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by max max wrote:

Surprised no one has mentioned Just Cant Get Enough my favourite chant cant wait to be singing it tomorow night 


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tir gan teanga ,tir gan anam


Posted By: Cabra Hoop
Date Posted: 12 Oct 2012 at 10:58am

Could be another DM song for tonight - Leave in Silence



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" BFC always gives me a laugh........ "


Posted By: PanteirA
Date Posted: 13 Oct 2012 at 11:44pm

 



 




 





That Sheff Utd 'You fill up my senses' one is f**king brilliant as well, tbf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA14bKuuSms" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA14bKuuSms
[/QUOTE] Clap excellent Clap


Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 12:36am
HI HO Sheffield Wednesday!!


Posted By: Clonbhoy
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 2:29am
Tell all the huns we're well
And we're staying in a Spanish hotel
Cos right after Easter
We humped Boavista
And f**ked them at Ibrox as well!



Tell all the huns ya know,
That it's gonna be 3 in a row,
You'll be at the Bingo
While we speaka da lingo
And it's gonna be 3 in a row.

Tell all the huns ya know,
That it's gonna be 3 in a row,
You'll be in the chip-shops
We'll be in our flip-flops
And it's gonna be 3 in a row.

Tell all the huns ya know,
That it's gonna be 3 in a row,
we'll be tanning our bellies
as they fling out their tellys
And it's gonna be 3 in a row.

Tell all the huns ya know,
That it's gonna be 3 in a row,
They'll be reaching for razors
While we're drinking cervezas
And it's gonna be 3 in a row.

Tell all the huns you know
That we're sorry their feeling so low
Cause we don't mean to tease
But it's 90 degrees
And the San Miguel is starting to flow

Tell all the huns ya know,
That it's gonna be 3 in a row,
They'll be watching Eastenders
When we're all on benders
And it's gonna be 3 in a row.

Tell all the huns ya know,
That it's gonna be 3 in a row,
we'll have the time of our life
as you batter your wife
And it's gonna be 3 in a row

Tell all the huns you know that inverness is as far as you'll go, no need for your shades, your buckets and spades, you'll only need a sledge for the snow!!!!!

Always have respect for Aberdeen fans after the time I was leaving paradise after they had been hammered 7-0 and they were singing 'we hate Rangers more than you'

Hate Hearts but credit where it is due!!

We're going to Europe
(To the tune of the `My Way')

And now, the end is near
We've followed Hearts, from Perth to Paisley
We've travelled far, by bus and car
And other times, we've went by railway
We've been, to Aberdeen
We hate the Hibs, they make us spew up
So make a noise you Gorgie Boys
We're going to Europe

To see, HMFC
We'll even dig, the Channel Tunnel
When we're afloat, on some big boat
We'll tie our scarves, around the funnel
We have no cares, for other players
Like Rossi, Boniek or Tardelli
When we're overseas, the Hibs will be
In Portobelly
The might of Europe

We all can laugh, at Hibs
When we play Chelsea, Metz or Inter
They'll be up at Dundee
And relegated by mid winter
While we go, marching on
And show the Huns, the way to do it
They lost again, while we had slain
The might of Europe

The day's, not far away
When we will reach, the heights of glory
We'll follow Hearts, through foreign parts
And Gorgie Boys, will tell the story
How we scored three, at Napoli
Hibs lost away, again, at Greenock
When Hibs went down, we took the crown
As Kings of Europe


Not a chant but always makes me laugh, puerile football 'banter' at its best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm9cbx47QGA" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm9cbx47QGA

When I used to go to Orient the serenade for diminutive winger Dean cox of 'we've got tiny cox' used to always make me giggle.

Went to watch crawley at Brentford the other day where the away fans sang the usual 'we pay your benefits' to which the home fans replied; 'you stole our suitcases!'. It made me laugh!!

For those of you travelling on Tuesday I remember hearing the Scots fans singing, probably in one of their embarrassments there; we're the famous Tartan Army and we're here to save the whale




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Posted By: Fitz
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 10:49pm
Originally posted by Clonbhoy Clonbhoy wrote:


We're going to Europe

(To the tune of the `My Way')

And now, the end is near
We've followed Hearts, from Perth to Paisley
We've travelled far, by bus and car
And other times, we've went by railway
We've been, to Aberdeen
We hate the Hibs, they make us spew up
So make a noise you Gorgie Boys
We're going to Europe

To see, HMFC
We'll even dig, the Channel Tunnel
When we're afloat, on some big boat
We'll tie our scarves, around the funnel
We have no cares, for other players
Like Rossi, Boniek or Tardelli
When we're overseas, the Hibs will be
In Portobelly
The might of Europe

We all can laugh, at Hibs
When we play Chelsea, Metz or Inter
They'll be up at Dundee
And relegated by mid winter
While we go, marching on
And show the Huns, the way to do it
They lost again, while we had slain
The might of Europe

The day's, not far away
When we will reach, the heights of glory
We'll follow Hearts, through foreign parts
And Gorgie Boys, will tell the story
How we scored three, at Napoli
Hibs lost away, again, at Greenock
When Hibs went down, we took the crown
As Kings of Europe




lol, the Jambos got rightly carried away with themselves there LOL 

Funny though, as much as I hate to say it


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Posted By: soccerc
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 2:40am
We are the Junkies
We are the Junkies
We're shooting up
For Europa Cup
We are the Junkies


Posted By: Andkend
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 7:03pm
Has anyone made a chant about Trap

To the song of elvis - "suspicious minds'

We're caught in a Trap
we can't get out,
Because we owe you too much Baby.



Posted By: daithi
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 7:08pm
Wer all going to rio
now we have to bring gio
na na na na


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Just because it's tradition does not make it right


Posted By: athlonecelt
Date Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 7:20pm
Originally posted by Andkend Andkend wrote:

Has anyone made a chant about Trap

To the song of elvis - "suspicious minds'

We're caught in a Trap
we can't get out,
Because we owe you too much Baby.



yes, I did. Cant find it now cause theres so many threads on the same subject.
Were caught in a Trap
He wont walk out
Because we owe him to much baby
Why cant he see.
What hes doin to this team,
i cant understand a word he says.
we cant go on together
with this stubborn mind
............



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