Best football chants
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Topic: Best football chants
Posted By: The GerK
Subject: Best football chants
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:11pm
Now trending on twitter
Some crackers
Was he hit by a bus Was he hit by a vaaaaannnnn Joelean Lescott, the elephant man
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Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:13pm
The GerK wrote:
Now trending on twitter
Some crackers
Was he hit by a bus Was he hit by a vaaaaannnnn Joelean Lescott, the elephant man
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------------- It took City 44 years to win the league and 10 months to lose it
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Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:16pm
he's scholseys midfield partner, he's never seen a barber, his grandad bombed pearl harbour SHINGI KAGAWAAAAAAA
"he cheats ,his Red ,you will find in his brother's bed - Ryan Giggs
John Terry is a racist, he wears a nazi hat, his Dad will sell you charlie, his Mum will rob your flat!
if your sat in row Z and the ball hits your head its Zamora
------------- It took City 44 years to win the league and 10 months to lose it
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Posted By: corkery
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:18pm
You are a wegie, a smelly wegie, you're only happy on giro day, your mams a stealer, your dads a dealer, so please don't take my hubcaps away Hibs song for Celtic.
------------- 'The younger generation as in 17 -25 are certainly gayer than their predecessors. I think they may cause the extinction of the human race with their activities.'- Baldrick
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Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:37pm
Phil Jones wherever you may be
You are the king of comedy
The shirt came off, the crowd all roared
then you heard that City scored
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Posted By: ShannonHibs10
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:43pm
Hey I just met you And this is crazy So f**k off Modric We got Dembele.
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Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:45pm
One of my personal all time favourites -
Tell all the huns you know
that they'll never sell Ricksen or Flo
Mols is a monkey*, Cannigia's a junkie, De Boer takes it up the arse-hole
*not racist, he just resembled one
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Posted By: newrynyuk
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:50pm
A few years back this one. In the wake of Delia Smith's "C'mon! Let's be having you!" rant at Norwich, when Chelsea visited, they sang "We've got Abramovich. You've got a drunken bitch"
Canaries fans retorted with "We've got a supercook. You've got a Russian crook"
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Posted By: thebronze14
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:56pm
Teddy Sheringham song when he joined colchester at end of his career
Theres only one Teddy Sheringham one Teddy Sheringham with a walking stick and a zimmer frame Teddy has pissed himself again
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Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 3:58pm
chim chimaree chim chimaree chim chim ca roo
who needs a rapist when you've got Giroud
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Posted By: Dino Baggio
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 4:11pm
Let's talk about Cesc baby,
Let's talk about Flamini,
Let's talk about Dennis Berkamp, Robert Pires and Henry
Lets talk about Cesc
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Posted By: grumpythick
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 4:15pm
Gimme a B
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Gimme an O
OOOOOHHHHH
Gimme a H
HHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gimme an S
SSSSSSSSSSSSS
What do you got?
The Bohemians. The Bohemians.
------------- I'm a Bohemian and I am better than you.
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Posted By: Dino Baggio
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 4:24pm
Oooooh Balotelli
He's a striker, He's good at darts
An Allergy to grass but when he plays he's fcuking class
He drives around Mosside with a wallet full of cash
Ooooooh Balotelli
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Posted By: heyirish
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 4:29pm
luciano, lucianoooooooooooooooooo, cost less than berbatov and he scores more goal dom matteoooooo, scored a fcuking great goal, in the san siro, in the san siro, dom matteoooooooo
------------- karl pilkington to doctor when getting prostate examined: jesus thats high up that is, fcuking hell, right you're touching a lung now
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Posted By: Salzburglilly
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 4:47pm
Colleen is a slapper She wears a Wonder Bra But when shes shagging Rooney She dreams of Demba Ba!
------------- Nathan Collins - The best Kildare baller since Johnny Doyle!
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Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 4:55pm
heyirish wrote:
luciano, lucianoooooooooooooooooo, cost less than berbatov and he scores more goal dom matteoooooo, scored a fcuking great goal, in the san siro, in the san siro, dom matteoooooooo |
I'd like to draw your attention to the title of the thread, "Best Football Chants"
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Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:00pm
Hey I just met you And this is craaaazy So where's your hair gone Jonjo Shelvey
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Posted By: heyirish
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:02pm
BigPodge wrote:
heyirish wrote:
luciano, lucianoooooooooooooooooo, cost less than berbatov and he scores more goal dom matteoooooo, scored a fcuking great goal, in the san siro, in the san siro, dom matteoooooooo |
I'd like to draw your attention to the title of the thread, "Best Football Chants"
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yea they are class shur
------------- karl pilkington to doctor when getting prostate examined: jesus thats high up that is, fcuking hell, right you're touching a lung now
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Posted By: FREEWHEELER
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:04pm
Man U fans for their workhorse Korean........I love this!
Park Park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse you could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house
------------- We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups.....
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Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:08pm
Posted By: The Big Club
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:12pm
Bohs song to Jody Byrne
He's gay hes bent his arse is up for rent jody byrne jody byrne
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Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:13pm
grumpythick wrote:
Gimme a B
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Gimme an O
OOOOOHHHHH
Gimme a H
HHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gimme an S
SSSSSSSSSSSSS
What do you got?
The Bohemians. The Bohemians. |
Terrible just terrible.
------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to
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Posted By: tonyjaa
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:18pm
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnndddddddddd if you tolerate Rix then you're children will be next !!!!
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Posted By: gspain
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:24pm
Iran away 2001
"Get your face out for the lads"
"No one hates you no one hates you no one hates you no one cares" can't recall who exactly but class chant at the right club
Palace fans to Brighton fans "Does your boyfriend know you're here?" Brighton fans back "You're too ugly to be gay".
We were bo0ttom and Rovers weren't far ahead of us 20 or so years ago in Rathbane "Going down going down" from the away fans "So are we so are we" from us.
"Alive alive oh Stephen Ireland's two grannies alive alive oh"
but best of all from last saturday night
Limerick FC CHAMPIONS oh oh oh oh oh Limerick FC champions oh oh oh oh oh.....
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Posted By: roverstillidie
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:30pm
horsebox wrote:
Terrible just terrible.
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Of course it is, its Tan filth
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Posted By: Salzburglilly
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 5:47pm
[QUOTE=gspain] Iran away 2001
"Get your face out for the lads"
------------- Nathan Collins - The best Kildare baller since Johnny Doyle!
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Posted By: grumpythick
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 7:07pm
horsebox wrote:
grumpythick wrote:
Gimme a B BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Gimme an O
OOOOOHHHHH
Gimme a H
HHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gimme an S
SSSSSSSSSSSSS
What do you got?
The Bohemians. The Bohemians. |
Terrible just terrible.
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Well I terribly sorry if the song isn't as witty as your English chums are but it makes me smile
------------- I'm a Bohemian and I am better than you.
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Posted By: harry
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 7:11pm
Adebayor Adebayooooor You dad washes elephants Your mum is a whore
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Posted By: Ludwig von Drake
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 8:49pm
FREEWHEELER wrote:
Man U fans for their workhorse Korean........I love this!
Park Park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse you could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house
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He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador, Sun Ji Park.....Sun Ji Park
Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams ..........
Neville Neville who's your da
Don't blame it on Finnan, Don't blame it on Biscan, Don't blame it on Hamann, Blame it on Traore He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet
only one Nakamura, only one Nakamura, He eats Chow Mein, He votes Sinn Fein, Walking in a Naka Wonderland
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Posted By: eire32
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 8:58pm
Dirk Kuyt, Wherever you may be, You smoke dope in your home country. But it could be worse, You could be Manc, Waking your sister up for a w**k.============================================================ one lying bastard,only one lying bastard,one lying bastard.... ============================================================ Oh Campione The one and only We're Liverpool
They say our days are numbered We're not famous anymore But scousers rule the country Like we've always done before ================================================================
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Posted By: nvidic
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:09pm
out in Budapest - 'Cox, Cox, show us your cock', Cox jumps around towards the fans, hand down the kax and grabs his meat and two veg with a fair bit of gusto
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Posted By: daithi
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:11pm
If i had the wings of a sparrow if i had the arse of a crow i'd fly over anfield tomorrow and sh*t on the bastas below
------------- Just because it's tradition does not make it right
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Posted By: Shoco
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:16pm
your mother is your sister your father is your brother you dirty inbred bastards the drawda family dodododo *clap clap
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YOUR 3 IN A ROW LEAGUE CHAMPIONS
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Posted By: IrishPride
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:34pm
There’s only one Nakamura / One Nakamura / He eats Chow Mein / He votes Sinn Fein / Walking in a Nakamura wonderland
------------- Galway Will Win The 2014 Hurling Championship
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Posted By: eire32
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:40pm
IrishPride wrote:
There’s only one Nakamura / One Nakamura / He eats Chow Mein / He votes Sinn Fein / Walking in a Nakamura wonderland
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Keep Politics out of football
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Posted By: IrishPride
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:46pm
Keep your head outa your arse
------------- Galway Will Win The 2014 Hurling Championship
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Posted By: ProfesserGreenPaul
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:46pm
After Ronaldo was accused of rape
to the tune of Craig David Rewind
Ron-al-do when the girl says no -molest her
My fav is when Tony Adams was dating model Caprice
Tony Adams magic he's got a magic knob
And when he saw Caprice he stuck it in her gob
He stuck it up her gee he stuck it up her bum
then went down the Lane and even f**ked her mum
------------- Trapnoclue wants to marry Paul Green
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Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:47pm
Posted By: DG80
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:54pm
bohs have one for keith buckley, to this tune, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS6wfWu0JvA, which have the lines
he's 5foot7 we never measured him
i think its hilarious
unfortunately the best one i heard against us was derry fans after the 06 cup final one nil and you fcuked it up 2-1 and you fcuked it up 3-2 and you fcuked it up 4-3 and we won the cup
------------- cup champions
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Posted By: jinky
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 9:57pm
IrishPride wrote:
Keep your head outa your arse |
'eire 32' ... the most political title on ybig.... you couldn make up..!
------------- tir gan teanga ,tir gan anam
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Posted By: Fitz
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:07pm
Roberto Baggio wrote:
One of my personal all time favourites -
Tell all the huns you know
that they'll never sell Ricksen or Flo
Mols is a monkey*, Cannigia's a junkie, De Boer takes it up the arse-hole
*not racist, he just resembled one |
Staying on a Celtic tip:
There's only one Michael Mols There's only one Michael Mols His wife has the hairiest hole She's as ugly as f**k Michael Mols' woman is a man
And here she is:
http://goldfingersfc.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/mols.jpg?w=199&h=300" rel="nofollow - mols.jpg
He dives to the left He dives to the right Allan McGregor A rapist at night
The baby's not yours The baby's not yours It's Paddy McCourt's The baby's not yours
(To the tune of 'Dirty old Town')
He plays left-back He plays right-back He plays midfield Plays centre-back He scores the goals And he hates the Huns Charlie Mulgrew, Charlie Mulgrew
Plenty of great Celtic ones about, although they're only likely to be met with derision on here
That Sheff Utd 'You fill up my senses' one is f**king brilliant as well, tbf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA14bKuuSms" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA14bKuuSms
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Posted By: Fitz
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:20pm
thebronze14 wrote:
Teddy Sheringham song when he joined colchester at end of his career
Theres only one Teddy Sheringham one Teddy Sheringham with a walking stick and a zimmer frame Teddy has pissed himself again
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Oh Teddy, Tedddyyyyyy You might have won the treble but you're still a c/unt
Simple and straight to the point.
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Posted By: Del-Piero
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:25pm
He's five foot four He's five foot fooooooooooouuur We Got Arshavin F**k Adebayor
------------- I don't quite see how you cherish the memory of the dead by killing another million. And, this is not combat, it's an act of lunacy, General Sir.
Personally, I think you're a f**king idiot.
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Posted By: max
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:26pm
At Old Trafford carling cup match both da silva twins playing
Viva Da Silva Viva Da Silva Viva Da Silva Running down the pitch dunno which is which Viva Da Silva
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Posted By: HuntysCousin
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:30pm
He cheats He dives He hates the Jackson 5 It's Luis Suarez!
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Posted By: IrishPride
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:34pm
The baby's not yours, The baby's not yoooooours, Alan McGregor, The baby's not yours!
It's Paddy McCourts, It's Paddy McCourts, Alan McGregor, It's Paddy McCourts!
------------- Galway Will Win The 2014 Hurling Championship
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Posted By: Landon Donovan
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:50pm
The GerK wrote:
Now trending on twitter
Some crackers
Was he hit by a bus Was he hit by a vaaaaannnnn Joelean Lescott, the elephant man
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I dont understand how mocking some lad that was in a terrible car accident and scarred for life is a "cracker" or amongst the best football chants. I wouldnt mind you would be the first to get offended when people speak ill of football fans and i think you intentionally chose that chant to spark some debate about political correctness.
------------- Irish Times Fantasy 6 Nations
League Name: YBIG League Password: YBIG
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Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 10:59pm
Fitz, the charle mulgrew song to dirty old town tune -
He's plays left back, or can play right back even left midfield or at centre half he's our prodigal son, and he hates the Huns charlie mulgrew, Charlie mulgrew
An old classic
There's only one jorge cadete he puts the ball in the netty he's Portuguese he scores with ease walking in a Celtic wonderland
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Posted By: harry
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 11:02pm
http://goldfingersfc.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/mols.jpg?w=199&h=300" rel="nofollow - mols.jpg fcuk shes brutal!
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Posted By: PhilliyK
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 11:08pm
Fitz wrote:
That Sheff Utd 'You fill up my senses' one is f**king brilliant as well, tbf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA14bKuuSms" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA14bKuuSms
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Is the club "anthem" like other clubs with ynwa for example, played before kick off and just before 2nd half kicks off. Quality tune and well imo best club anthem out there
Edit : should say is actually called Greasy chip butty song
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Posted By: corkery
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 11:12pm
Dundee United's Beautiful Sunday.
------------- 'The younger generation as in 17 -25 are certainly gayer than their predecessors. I think they may cause the extinction of the human race with their activities.'- Baldrick
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Posted By: drog addict
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 11:27pm
To pat Dolan with pats in utd park a good few years ago,
You're going home in a f**king burger van X 5
------------- Chips don't bounce
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Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 11:43pm
River Plate - Sos Cagon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjiCoB1EqnY" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjiCoB1EqnY Athletic Club Anthem- 20 secs in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsURW5s0hzw&feature=related" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsURW5s0hzw&feature=related Aide- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isw8VYP3N0s" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isw8VYP3N0s South American clubs - La Copa Libertadores es mi obsesion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l3yYAMKLoA" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l3yYAMKLoA
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Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 11:43pm
Landon Donovan wrote:
The GerK wrote:
Now trending on twitter
Some crackers
Was he hit by a bus Was he hit by a vaaaaannnnn Joelean Lescott, the elephant man
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I dont understand how mocking some lad that was in a terrible car accident and scarred for life is a "cracker" or amongst the best football chants. I wouldnt mind you would be the first to get offended when people speak ill of football fans and i think you intentionally chose that chant to spark some debate about political correctness.
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A - I never knew he was in a car crash B - You not take your paranoia pills?
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Posted By: eire32
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2012 at 11:56pm
Posh spice is a slapper, she takes it up the rear, when shes sh*****g Beckham, she thinks of Davie Weir
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Posted By: Andkend
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 3:15am
“Ashley Cole is a rent boy, his mobiles always on, and when he’s shagging Cheryl, he thinks of Elton John”
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Posted By: The Big Club
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 9:11am
Stoke fans to cole after hsi divorce to tune of cheryl coles youve got to fight fot this love You've got to file,file,file ,file for divorce ........
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Posted By: Dino Baggio
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 9:32am
FREEWHEELER wrote:
Man U fans for their workhorse Korean........I love this!
Park Park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse you could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house
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Park Park you ugly fcuk
You look just like a crispy duck
It could be worse, you could be gay,
Getting bummed by John O'Shea
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Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 9:42am
When Tevez played for United -
Whos that man from Argentina, whos that men we all adore
plays with Rooney plays with Wes
he's our super star Tevez
And United he will stay forever more
City fans sang about him then -
His neck scars proves he lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never get a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly twat you Argie c**t
Theyve sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munsters Head
When he signed for City, United fans -
Whos that c**t from Argentina
Who that money grabbing whore
Carlos Tevez is his name and he hasnt got a brain
And he'll not be winning trophies anymore
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Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 10:15am
Roberto Baggio wrote:
His neck scars proves he lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never get a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly twat you Argie c**t
Theyve sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munsters Head
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Quality
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Posted By: Shedite
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 10:27am
After Coventry sold Terry Phelan and Peter Ndlouv.....(To the Top Gun song)....
"You've lost, Ndlouv and Phelan......whoooooooo Ndlovu and Phelan......
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Posted By: SuperDave84
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 12:56pm
Shedite wrote:
After Coventry sold Terry Phelan and Peter Ndlouv.....(To the Top Gun song)....
"You've lost, Ndlouv and Phelan......whoooooooo Ndlovu and Phelan......
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Ladies and Gentleman, we have a winner.
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Posted By: Cabra Hoop
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 1:08pm
Hibs fans to Hearts when Graham Rix was jambo manager:
"And if you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next"....
Overheard this by drunken huns in Spain:
Theres only one Henrik Larrson
He's got a head like a martian
With his bag of sweets and cheeky smile
Larrson is a fenian paedo****
And finally the Utd fans like themselves down with this in Anfield a few weeks back:
Its never your fault, Its never your fault, Always the victim, Its never you fault.......
------------- " BFC always gives me a laugh........ "
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Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 1:32pm
SuperDave84 wrote:
Shedite wrote:
After Coventry sold Terry Phelan and Peter Ndlouv.....(To the Top Gun song)....
"You've lost, Ndlouv and Phelan......whoooooooo Ndlovu and Phelan......
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Ladies and Gentleman, we have a winner.
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could be a winner alright......if Terry Phelan ever actually played for Coventry!
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Posted By: Barna Bee
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 1:32pm
Delai's Smiths a super cook she makes the whole team porridge she makes a craking steak au poivre but that dont rhyme with Norwich
Niall Quinns disco pants are the best Theyy go up past his arse to his chest they are better then Adam and the Ants Niall Quinns Disco Pants
------------- "in di cup for Tottinghang!"
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Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 2:13pm
Cabra Hoop wrote:
And finally the Utd fans like themselves down with this in Anfield a few weeks back:
Its never your fault, Its never your fault, Always the victim, Its never you fault....... |
Read the thread titile again there will ya!
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Posted By: Barna Bee
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 2:19pm
To Berba when he joined United
Dimitar , Dimitarrrrrr.....your dad washes windscreens on the North Circular
------------- "in di cup for Tottinghang!"
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Posted By: JUICEBOMB
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 2:25pm
van-per-sie when a girl says no molesssssssst her!!!!!!! to the tune of re rewind by craig david and artful doger
------------- hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard
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Posted By: Barna Bee
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 2:28pm
JUICEBOMB wrote:
van-per-sie when a girl says no molesssssssst her!!!!!!! to the tune of re rewind by craig david and artful doger |
I'll top that with
She said no m'lud she said no , .She said no m'lud she said no She said no m'lud she said no....ooooooh she said no
------------- "in di cup for Tottinghang!"
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Posted By: erimus
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 2:53pm
Hit him on the head! Hit him on the head! Hit him on the head with a baseball bat Keegan, Keegan
Smack his kids! Smack his kids! Smack his kids with dustbin lids Keegan, Keegan
Shag his wife! Shag his wife! Shag his wife with a carving knife Keegan, Keegan
------------- This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano
ROLL ON 2016
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Posted By: packiesglove
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 3:57pm
there's a circus in the town, in the town kevin keegan is a clown, is a clown arthur cox has got the f*ckin pox theres a circus in the town
------------- When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't worry give a whistle....
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Posted By: Guf10
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 4:03pm
She loves the scouse C*ck, She loves the scouse C*ck, John Terry's mother, She loves the scouse C*ck
------------- 2 in a row, 2 in a row, 2 in a row
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Posted By: Cabra Hoop
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 4:29pm
Prior to the rampage of manchester a while ago.......
Tell all the huns ya know
We don't give a f*** where you go
You'll be shagging Gail Platt
In Roy Croppers Flat
And returning to 3 in a row
------------- " BFC always gives me a laugh........ "
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Posted By: JH91
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2012 at 5:01pm
Bohs fans to the tune of Black Betty by Ram Jam.
'Ohhhh Black Darren Mansaram'
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Posted By: Thundergun Express
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 12:52am
When Dave Rodgers signed for Derry City from Shels: (To the tune of Wonderful Tonight) It's late in the evenin He's dressed in red and white That giant defender with the bald slap head And then he asked us Did I play alright? We said Dave...you played wonderful tonight... He signed from Shelbourne On a free transfer He filled in at right back but he can play anywhere And then he asked us Did I play alright? We said Dave...you played wonderful tonight...
------------- No hesitation, No surrender, Never leave a man behind...
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Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 9:12am
In the you are my Larsson song, never could understand why they had the line - F**k Alan Shearer, for he's a w**ker, please dont take my Larsson away
What relevance had Shearer to Celtic/Larsson/SPL??
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Posted By: nvidic
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 9:21am
Roberto Baggio wrote:
In the you are my Larsson song, never could understand why they had the line - F**k Alan Shearer, for he's a w**ker, please dont take my Larsson away
What relevance had Shearer to Celtic/Larsson/SPL?? |
id say it was just taken straight from Uniteds song about Solskjaer?
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Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 9:58am
nvidic wrote:
Roberto Baggio wrote:
In the you are my Larsson song, never could understand why they had the line - F**k Alan Shearer, for he's a w**ker, please dont take my Larsson away
What relevance had Shearer to Celtic/Larsson/SPL?? |
id say it was just taken straight from Uniteds song about Solskjaer?
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Nail on the head vidic
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Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 10:01am
was uniteds line not - alan shearer, sure he was dearer
calling him a w**ker is a bit irrelevant for Celtic fans
always found it a silly line in the song
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Posted By: eire77
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 11:01am
From WC2002:
Posh spice is a slapper, She's married to a Puff And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Damien Duff
Ohhhh... Posh spice is a slapper, She shacked up with a Queen, But when she's shagging Beckham She dreams of Gary Breen
Oh we all dream of a team of....
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Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 11:39am
after the 6-1 last season
Who put the ball in Uniteds net, half of f**kin City
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Posted By: Vivakenbarlow
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 1:11pm
eire77 wrote:
From WC2002:
Posh spice is a slapper, She's married to a Puff And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Damien Duff
Ohhhh... Posh spice is a slapper, She shacked up with a Queen, But when she's shagging Beckham She dreams of Gary Breen
Oh we all dream of a team of.... |
And where exactly did you hear this being sung?
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Posted By: deise316
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 1:35pm
Arsenal fans for Sylvain Wiltord;
'You're Sylvain, you probably think this song is about you'
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Posted By: JUICEBOMB
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 1:44pm
sung to the tune of "my my my delilah" ya ya yaaaaa ya toure.....so before he breaks away and scores oh ya ya toure i think we should pay you some more!!!
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Posted By: eire77
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 2:56pm
Vivakenbarlow wrote:
eire77 wrote:
From WC2002:
Posh spice is a slapper, She's married to a Puff And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Damien Duff
Ohhhh... Posh spice is a slapper, She shacked up with a Queen, But when she's shagging Beckham She dreams of Gary Breen
Oh we all dream of a team of.... |
And where exactly did you hear this being sung? | Outside bar in Seoul the night before Spain match if you must know
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Posted By: Cabra Hoop
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 3:44pm
Windsor Park the night OWE beat Ingerland...........OWE fans after rat face healy scored "You're not singing anymore".............after a few minutes the few hundred Inglish replied "You're not british any more"......
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Posted By: jinky
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 5:02pm
Roberto Baggio wrote:
In the you are my Larsson song, never could understand why they had the line - F**k Alan Shearer, for he's a w**ker, please dont take my Larsson away
What relevance had Shearer to Celtic/Larsson/SPL?? | i think shearer came out and said Larsson wouldn make it in the premiership... typical w**kers remark
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Posted By: max
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 5:09pm
Surprised no one has mentioned Just Cant Get Enough my favourite chant cant wait to be singing it tomorow night
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Posted By: jinky
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 5:16pm
max wrote:
Surprised no one has mentioned Just Cant Get Enough my favourite chant cant wait to be singing it tomorow night | the celtic haters will be up in arms over that..!
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Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 5:19pm
max wrote:
Surprised no one has mentioned Just Cant Get Enough my favourite chant cant wait to be singing it tomorow night |
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Posted By: jinky
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2012 at 5:23pm
BigStrongMan wrote:
max wrote:
Surprised no one has mentioned Just Cant Get Enough my favourite chant cant wait to be singing it tomorow night | |
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Posted By: Cabra Hoop
Date Posted: 12 Oct 2012 at 10:58am
Could be another DM song for tonight - Leave in Silence
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Posted By: PanteirA
Date Posted: 13 Oct 2012 at 11:44pm
That Sheff Utd 'You fill up my senses' one is f**king brilliant as well, tbf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA14bKuuSms" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA14bKuuSms
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excellent
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Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 12:36am
HI HO Sheffield Wednesday!!
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Posted By: Clonbhoy
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2012 at 2:29am
Tell all the huns we're well And we're staying in a Spanish hotel Cos right after Easter We humped Boavista And f**ked them at Ibrox as well!
Tell all the huns ya know, That it's gonna be 3 in a row, You'll be at the Bingo While we speaka da lingo And it's gonna be 3 in a row.
Tell all the huns ya know, That it's gonna be 3 in a row, You'll be in the chip-shops We'll be in our flip-flops And it's gonna be 3 in a row.
Tell all the huns ya know, That it's gonna be 3 in a row, we'll be tanning our bellies as they fling out their tellys And it's gonna be 3 in a row.
Tell all the huns ya know, That it's gonna be 3 in a row, They'll be reaching for razors While we're drinking cervezas And it's gonna be 3 in a row.
Tell all the huns you know That we're sorry their feeling so low Cause we don't mean to tease But it's 90 degrees And the San Miguel is starting to flow
Tell all the huns ya know, That it's gonna be 3 in a row, They'll be watching Eastenders When we're all on benders And it's gonna be 3 in a row.
Tell all the huns ya know, That it's gonna be 3 in a row, we'll have the time of our life as you batter your wife And it's gonna be 3 in a row
Tell all the huns you know that inverness is as far as you'll go, no need for your shades, your buckets and spades, you'll only need a sledge for the snow!!!!!
Always have respect for Aberdeen fans after the time I was leaving paradise after they had been hammered 7-0 and they were singing 'we hate Rangers more than you'
Hate Hearts but credit where it is due!!
We're going to Europe (To the tune of the `My Way') And now, the end is near We've followed Hearts, from Perth to Paisley We've travelled far, by bus and car And other times, we've went by railway We've been, to Aberdeen We hate the Hibs, they make us spew up So make a noise you Gorgie Boys We're going to Europe To see, HMFC We'll even dig, the Channel Tunnel When we're afloat, on some big boat We'll tie our scarves, around the funnel We have no cares, for other players Like Rossi, Boniek or Tardelli When we're overseas, the Hibs will be In Portobelly The might of Europe We all can laugh, at Hibs When we play Chelsea, Metz or Inter They'll be up at Dundee And relegated by mid winter While we go, marching on And show the Huns, the way to do it They lost again, while we had slain The might of Europe The day's, not far away When we will reach, the heights of glory We'll follow Hearts, through foreign parts And Gorgie Boys, will tell the story How we scored three, at Napoli Hibs lost away, again, at Greenock When Hibs went down, we took the crown As Kings of Europe
Not a chant but always makes me laugh, puerile football 'banter' at its best
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm9cbx47QGA" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm9cbx47QGA
When I used to go to Orient the serenade for diminutive winger Dean cox of 'we've got tiny cox' used to always make me giggle.
Went to watch crawley at Brentford the other day where the away fans sang the usual 'we pay your benefits' to which the home fans replied; 'you stole our suitcases!'. It made me laugh!!
For those of you travelling on Tuesday I remember hearing the Scots fans singing, probably in one of their embarrassments there; we're the famous Tartan Army and we're here to save the whale
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Posted By: Fitz
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2012 at 10:49pm
Clonbhoy wrote:
We're going to Europe(To the tune of the `My Way') And now, the end is near We've followed Hearts, from Perth to Paisley We've travelled far, by bus and car And other times, we've went by railway We've been, to Aberdeen We hate the Hibs, they make us spew up So make a noise you Gorgie Boys We're going to Europe To see, HMFC We'll even dig, the Channel Tunnel When we're afloat, on some big boat We'll tie our scarves, around the funnel We have no cares, for other players Like Rossi, Boniek or Tardelli When we're overseas, the Hibs will be In Portobelly The might of Europe We all can laugh, at Hibs When we play Chelsea, Metz or Inter They'll be up at Dundee And relegated by mid winter While we go, marching on And show the Huns, the way to do it They lost again, while we had slain The might of Europe The day's, not far away When we will reach, the heights of glory We'll follow Hearts, through foreign parts And Gorgie Boys, will tell the story How we scored three, at Napoli Hibs lost away, again, at Greenock When Hibs went down, we took the crown As Kings of Europe
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lol, the Jambos got rightly carried away with themselves there
Funny though, as much as I hate to say it
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Posted By: soccerc
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2012 at 2:40am
We are the Junkies We are the Junkies We're shooting up For Europa Cup We are the Junkies
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Posted By: Andkend
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 7:03pm
Has anyone made a chant about Trap
To the song of elvis - "suspicious minds'
We're caught in a Trap we can't get out, Because we owe you too much Baby.
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Posted By: daithi
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 7:08pm
Wer all going to rio now we have to bring gio na na na na
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Posted By: athlonecelt
Date Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 7:20pm
Andkend wrote:
Has anyone made a chant about Trap
To the song of elvis - "suspicious minds'
We're caught in a Trap we can't get out, Because we owe you too much Baby.
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yes, I did. Cant find it now cause theres so many threads on the same subject. Were caught in a Trap He wont walk out Because we owe him to much baby Why cant he see. What hes doin to this team, i cant understand a word he says. we cant go on together with this stubborn mind ............
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