I Had a Macedonia in London
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Topic: I Had a Macedonia in London
Posted By: Honey Monster
Subject: I Had a Macedonia in London
Date Posted: 03 Mar 2010 at 6:20pm
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Presenting Sono.
Not only did he spend 5 minutes on the side of a dual carriage way with his fingers down his throat earlier, he also made us all look for his drivers licence this morning, whilst all of us being extremely hungover, for about 15 minutes panicking because he wouldnt be able to get on the flight without it only to find it in his back pocket.
Thanks again for the entertainment Sono.....the next few months shall be entertaining  ------------- 753 |
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Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 03 Mar 2010 at 6:23pm
Then he "lost" keys on the bus and after 10 mins of panicking everyone again he found them in his pocket also. Absolute bowsie HM. Good luck with that 
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Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 03 Mar 2010 at 6:23pm
Bum bag all the way folks 
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Posted By: soccerc
Date Posted: 03 Mar 2010 at 6:25pm
I'm sure the ladyboys of Thailand are looking forward to your sojourn |
Sono wrote:Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 03 Mar 2010 at 6:31pm
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Father Dougal Maguire.
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Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 03 Mar 2010 at 6:48pm
| Ha Sono you TRAMP |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 2:33am
thanks Sono 
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Posted By: FREEWHEELER
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 3:02am
Jaysus Sono, you sure you're equipped to be away from the Ma's for so long? What a clown......... ------------- We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups..... |
Posted By: GreenTribe
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 3:11am
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------------- I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. |
Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:21am
| Did anybody mention Sono whacking his head not once but twice off the bedside locker |
Posted By: Gavintheslob
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:24am
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he is a disater that lad ------------- Its very frustrating being a Slob |
Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:30am
blood all over the room when i woke up ------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:31am
In fairness Gaz I think you were still asleep eating your Salmon in Gatwick
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Posted By: garytwigg21
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 6:55am
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You defo had a Macedonia in London..... ------------- This time next year........ |
Posted By: domo
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 7:07am
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Sono Sono Sono ------------- Shake and Bake |
Posted By: seaniemac
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 7:11am
| Gaz, were you hammered in the quays after the game?! You walked by me at one stage but it was like you were walking on the moon, you were kinda jumping really slowly instead of one foot after the other. It was funny! |
Posted By: Shoco
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 7:55am
in fairness sono you did give us all a good laugh on that bus, definatley made the journey better
ha yeah, he kept patting me on the shoulder, smiling to himself then walking away without saying a word -------------  YOUR 3 IN A ROW LEAGUE CHAMPIONS |
Posted By: t_rAndy
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 7:56am
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Sono, a man after my own heart. Did he make it home? haven't seen him on. Seen on Facebook he described it as a write off though
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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 8:00am
absolutely loaded seanie - have no recollection of seeing you in the Quays at all
 was the drunkest ive been in years..to be honest when i saw the title of the thread i thought it could be about me  ------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 8:04am
An understatement Seanie. Walking on the moon
Tired and emotional after all the excitement of the big game i reckon....
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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 8:05am
------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: seaniemac
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 8:13am
I was talking to HM at the time, you were walking by, I took one look at you, eyes in the back of your head, moon walking, I thought to myself "I'm drunk but this man is in a different league."
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Posted By: Donal Cullen
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 8:15am
Jaysus!!!! Maybe its a good thing for Sono that we didn't qualify for South Africa. He'd probably end up in Namibia or my new favourite expression Bumf**k Idiho! Good thing he has mates to look out for him!  ------------- There are friendlier places to drink. |
Posted By: sausy
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 8:20am
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I'm still trying to figure out where I got 16 cans of Carlsberg from on the way back to the hotel. ------------- Bimbos Burgers - "Official Sponsor of the Irish Squad" |
Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 8:31am
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it was defo the messiest ive been on an away trip since Cardiff a few years ago.. ------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 8:34am
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Good man Sono! Wish I had been there, but I'm sure I'll see some of your near legendary messiness on a future away trip!!
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Posted By: seaniemac
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 8:39am
It was a great laugh in the quays and away trips are all about the messiness anyway. MOTM performance from you
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Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 8:41am
did you have them before or after you got chased down the road by two kids on BMX's?
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Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:22am
SR u are a fookin gas man, I wake up with a banging head and all I can see is you and Sham sipping on cans with a blue bag of a sh*t load more Carlsberg in it, mental mental night! |
Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:32am
You should have tried one Sono, hard to drink but did the trick and followed by the Fry up meself, HM, Gaz's Bro and Shoco had, sorted us out for the bus journey to Gatwick. In fact it was so good, we didnt even have to stop the bus to get sick
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Posted By: garytwigg21
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:42am
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Lads what room number were you's in?? I was in 104 (i think) and i swear to god, i came out off the room at about 8am to go down to book a taxi and there was 2 lumps of sh*te on the stairs. No word of a lie ------------- This time next year........ |
Posted By: Johnnybhoy
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:48am
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Sounds like a messy trip
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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:48am
jaysus - we were all in 219 twiggy------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Max Power
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:48am
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Hearing these stories I am now dying for the next trip, freaked I couldnt make London. ------------- Co-Founder of The Paul McShane Fan Club, Portmarnock Branch |
Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:53am
| Sono and Gazs room resembled a Prisoner of War Cell from WW1. crap all over the floor, bodies on the floor and Sono being attacked by a locker. Sasa more or less telling Reception to fook off when they rang to see why they hadn't checked out. Gaz unable to get out of bed, and me and Sausy drinking a can of carlsberg |
Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:53am
Fookin hell I do recall Gaz saying he was dying for a number 2 so that could explain it Twiggy 
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Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:54am
| they were coonts in the hotel, no sense of humour any of them |
Posted By: Shoco
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:55am
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bun was staying on the first floor, my moneys on him
------------- YOUR 3 IN A ROW LEAGUE CHAMPIONS |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:55am
Jaysus
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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:56am
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i just remembered i gave those coonts my credit card details when we checked in - will be expecting a charge for late check out of £25 plus whatever other charges for sono's blood covering most of the room ------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: garytwigg21
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:57am
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Couldn't believe seeing the sh*te on the floor, thought my mind was playing tricks!!! Yeah they were coonts in the hotel alright. Yer man told me if i asked him 1 more time did they take Euro, that i was getting f**ked out ------------- This time next year........ |
Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:57am
yeah im sure i would have seen the funny side to someone having a dump on my hotel stairs!------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:58am
Realised this myself Gaz when we were in the airport but I dont think u were in any form to hear that! Late charge is almost a banker I reckon, will ya take cans of Carlsberg(Thanks SR) as payment?
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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:59am
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they havent charged me yet so fingers crossed ------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 11:59am
You are some lout Twiggy!
Yeah I really dont know what they didnt find funny about that!
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Posted By: garytwigg21
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 12:00pm
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You didn't give your right details lads did yez??
My Name and address on the form was Gary Twigg, 3 Milltown Road. Co.Dublin .------------- This time next year........ |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 12:03pm
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Yous are some bleedin shams, the lot of yis. ------------- 753 |
Posted By: darragh1888
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 12:16pm
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haha good man sono! hows da head??
Sounds like my kinda trip ------------- "26 + 6 = 1, No Surrender" |
Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 12:32pm
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Head still very sore Darragh, u would have been very proud of this performance!
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Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 12:33pm
Listen they deserved that. I remember very little from about 6 o clock on and what i do remember is a blur. How I woke up in a room with 3 boys is a mystery - some may say it was a result  |
Posted By: garytwigg21
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 12:40pm
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What time did the Quays close @, does anyone know or remember ?? ------------- This time next year........ |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 12:43pm
Twiggy the lights were on for you but no one was home you were pissed it was gas and your crazy friend too ha ha Think it closed at 3? |
Posted By: garytwigg21
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 12:48pm
I don't remember much to be honest  . We had our first pint on the boat at 7.40am that morning and didn't get to the Quays till about 5.45pm??? 4 crates of Stella on the train for £20 bewteen 2 of us. It was a crazy 36 hours ------------- This time next year........ |
Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 12:54pm
You were out of the game Twiggy when I seen u around 6! |
Posted By: garytwigg21
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 1:02pm
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Yeah don't remember much after we eventually got to London. Note to everyone, never get the boat to Holyhead and then the train to London!! Fooking long journey........... ------------- This time next year........ |
Posted By: Gouldinho09
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 1:09pm
Absolutely sick  ------------- |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 1:50pm
Seanie do I recall talking to you and my friend Niall being there with you or was that all a dream? |
Posted By: Saint Tom
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 2:20pm
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ask deise devil and deise 316 about closing time, they were outside before it opened, and last to leave. take a bow lads
good job i was sober...
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Posted By: seaniemac
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 2:48pm
It was a great dream for you!
Yeah, Niall and I were there. I went to school with him. Small Irish world so it is!
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Posted By: deise316
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 2:49pm
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Stereotypical Irish performance from us Tom, actually sitting outside at 10.45 am smoking, waiting for the pub to open. It closed just after 3am I think, hard going to persuade deisedevil to abandon his perch on the stairs with his scarf/Indian rope/handbag dancing.
Longest part of the day was the f**kin taxi journey from Waterford airport to my house, which takes 15 mins!!. Could not wait to see bed.
Ah well worth it, and fair play to you for , eh, being sober.....  ------------- Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue..... |
Posted By: Saint Tom
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 2:57pm
wasnt far behind you, there from 11.05 til 3am, then went on a wander for a kebab 
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Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 3:10pm
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First 2 faces I seen when i walked into the Quays was Saint Tom and Aidom I think, well oiled at that stage the 2 of ye
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Posted By: brianie
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 3:25pm
Aidom doesnt drink ------------- ITS KEANE YES YBIG You Can Please some of the People Some of the Time But Not All of The People All of The Time |
Posted By: icebhoy5
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 3:27pm
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i defo had a macedonia and lichtenstein combined.....lost a rented car belonging to hertz....d'oh! ------------- Spiderman me bollocks! |
Posted By: The_Yank
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 3:30pm
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Thread of the year
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Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 3:34pm
Could of course be wrong, the memory is as slow to recover from a sessio n as the rest of me |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 3:46pm
FFS
That was just a meaningless friendly; imagine the carnage if we actually had of made the world cup...... ------------- 753 |
Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 3:52pm
FOOKIN PRICELESS!!
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Posted By: Saint Tom
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 3:55pm
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i heard someone say the other day "that sono fella, he is ireland trip's answer to Trigger" |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:01pm
Ah a meath man so . Sound bloke and small world is right. Is he on this? |
Posted By: icebhoy5
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:04pm
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yeah...disaster..
flew to nottingham and hired a car.. in a world cup style draw of tossing coins i lost and had to drive. got the wheels down to london, with the idea of goin on the lash and sleepin in the car. Parked the car in some street in city centre and cant remember where. Lost the keys and me jacket before the game. remember it was a navy vauxhall corsa, sh*te car...
After the game one of the lads hooked up with some bird and still hasnt come come home..(his auld one just rang me lookin for him) and rest went for a lash of beer. went lookin for the car for 2 hours but couldnt remeber where it was. Decided to get the bus home...40 quid for london to athlone.. Had to hitch home from athlone in the horrors.
Rang in sick to work and had 5 voicemail messages from hertz lookin for the poxy corsa. Feckers rang back tonight and said car was impounded by the cops for been parked on double yellows. have to pay for release of car and extra 2 days rent...d'oh!!! told yer one to feck off until she reminded that itll come out of my credit card.......d'oh!
Cant wait for Russia in september!!!
------------- Spiderman me bollocks! |
Posted By: deise316
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:10pm
Sir, I salute you !!. Setting the bar very high there ------------- Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue..... |
Posted By: Saint Tom
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:11pm
| tash also had a macedonia. had the runs after tommy feely gave him a hang sangwich that had ham gone off for months!! |
Posted By: seaniemac
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:14pm
Meath
 I'm from Westmeath, lived in a village right on the border and Athboy was the nearest school. He's not on this, a thread would be about a week old by the time he'd type out a reply . I loved the look of confusion on both your faces when you recognised each other in the pub |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:16pm
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Yeah I had no idea what was going on thought I was seeing things . Last time I saw him I was asleep on his couch dressed up as a nurse - dont ask
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Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:17pm
One of the funniest stories I have heard in a long long time Glad ya made it home anyway ya mad fooker!
This trip sounds like one of the messiest in a long long time well done lads!
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Posted By: seaniemac
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:17pm
| haha, you told me about it in the quays ya dipso!! |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:18pm
Woops |
Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:18pm
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Haha good man Seanie, I have no recollection of anything that happened after the match whatsoever so unfortunately any stories I tell ya would be made up, ask Gaz for some, he was awful sober that night!
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Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:19pm
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QUOTE=icebhoy5]yeah...disaster..
flew to nottingham and hired a car.. in a world cup style draw of tossing coins i lost and had to drive. got the wheels down to london, with the idea of goin on the lash and sleepin in the car. Parked the car in some street in city centre and cant remember where. Lost the keys and me jacket before the game. remember it was a navy vauxhall corsa, sh*te car...
After the game one of the lads hooked up with some bird and still hasnt come come home..(his auld one just rang me lookin for him) and rest went for a lash of beer. went lookin for the car for 2 hours but couldnt remeber where it was. Decided to get the bus home...40 quid for london to athlone.. Had to hitch home from athlone in the horrors.
Rang in sick to work and had 5 voicemail messages from hertz lookin for the poxy corsa. Feckers rang back tonight and said car was impounded by the cops for been parked on double yellows. have to pay for release of car and extra 2 days rent...d'oh!!! told yer one to feck off until she reminded that itll come out of my credit card.......d'oh!
Cant wait for Russia in september!!!
This deserves to be published. Story of the year ------------- YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017 AS YOU WERE McGx |
Posted By: Barry
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:54pm
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i was in bed at 11pm eating a chicken doner and watching chippythe liam brady story beta that
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Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:55pm
You absolute tool
That will be going in the next edition under away trip stories
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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 4:58pm
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Icebhoy that is the funniest think i've read in ages! Brilliant!! ------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 5:06pm
Where were the both of those lads? Didnt see them at all... ------------- 753 |
Posted By: barcabhoy
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 5:08pm
Love these type of stories ------------- For these games, you must keep a cold heart no, a warm heart and a cold mind no, head! So you must have a warm heart and (pause)a cold head. |
Posted By: Shoco
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 5:35pm
jaysus lad, you couldnt make that, quality story ------------- YOUR 3 IN A ROW LEAGUE CHAMPIONS |
Posted By: DG80
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 6:19pm
This deserves to be published. Story of the year [/QUOTE]
. best laugh i've had in a while.would it be possible to take this story and others from previous threads and make a magazine out of it like the fanzine? ------------- cup champions |
Posted By: Babysis
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 2:52am
When you told me yesterday you lost a car i knew it would be good, but that is just superb. Up there with your tales of the Montenegro Mountjoy and the time you fell asleep at a luas stop and someone robbed your runners. Did you not also end up sleeping in a bin after one of the trips? ------------- First Commander-Galway Regatta |
Posted By: GreenTribe
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 3:43am
jaysus icebhoy5, i wouldn't expect anything different from ya classic ------------- I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. |
Posted By: sausy
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 4:37am
Probably had something to do with me showing up at 3am with 2 bags of cans looking to be let into the room. After trying a couple of rooms I found the one, saw you asleep before heading out looking for session that never happened, that back to reception to get your man to let me back into the room again. ------------- Bimbos Burgers - "Official Sponsor of the Irish Squad" |
Posted By: t_rAndy
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 4:41am
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icebhoy5 = Legend
What a story ha, just e-mailed it to one of my mates he got a great laugh off it too
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Posted By: BirminghamDamo
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 5:01am
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This thread had the makings of a chapter in a 'YBIG on tour' book
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Posted By: eh_check
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 5:29am
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icebhoy5 brilliant story
------------- G'WAN YBIG |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 5:45am
http://www.ybig.ie/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6050&PN=1 - http://www.ybig.ie/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6050&PN=1 -------------
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Posted By: The Saint
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 5:56am
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Brilliant stuff iceboy, best story i've heard in a long time ------------- FAIlure Good shot, lovely ............ oh good jaysus |
Posted By: Max Power
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 7:57am
That is fooking genius!
May cost you a few quid in the end but it sounds like the craic had was definitly worth it! Jaysus lads by the sounds of things whoever went to London well and truely got Paris out of the system! ------------- Co-Founder of The Paul McShane Fan Club, Portmarnock Branch |
Posted By: icebhoy5
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 10:15am
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just got the bill from hertz..
2 days extra car rental, parking fine from the islington council, fine from clampers, cost of new car key..jaysus!!!
just mailed your woman back and told her it would have been cheaper to buy the corsa than rent it....
She also barred me from ever hiring a car with them again......better book it under a fake name in moscow.. ------------- Spiderman me bollocks! |
Posted By: Trapped
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 10:25am
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Jesus man, im on this thing since yesterday and thats the funniest ive read on the whole internet.
Thought i was bad leaving the Quays somewhere between 2 and 3, made it back to the hostel at 7.30am. Lost 4 hours somewhere along the way.
Still doesnt come near yours!
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Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 10:25am
Did you friend ever come home? |
Posted By: Citizen
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 10:51am
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icebhoy...
What a story...some character
Sounds like i missed a good knees up...is tash still suffering from that hang sangich?? ------------- My Views are my own and do not in any way represent this site. 'The FAI are the dysfunctional body that other dysfunctional bodies call Galacticos' - Declan Lynch (Sunday Indo) |