Strange things people do
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Topic: Strange things people do
Posted By: Its_a_Tryyyyy
Subject: Strange things people do
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 3:06pm
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A mate of mine says his brother gets up at 5.30am every morning to have a bath before work  ------------- Together standing TALL |
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Posted By: Gouldinho09
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 3:10pm
if i had a missus i would be 100% certain you were talking about me  ------------- |
Its_a_Tryyyyy wrote:Posted By: Its_a_Tryyyyy
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 3:15pm
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 3:30pm
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a mate of mine wont do a sh*t unless hes gets totally starkers first ------------- 
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Posted By: Its_a_Tryyyyy
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 3:39pm
Ah you'd have to see that to believe it.....oh...i see where your coming from  ------------- Together standing TALL |
Posted By: Chopper 76
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 4:30pm
I'd do the cans thing if i could get away with it
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Posted By: Max Power
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 4:32pm
That just made me break me bollox laughing! Genius  nothing wrong with the lying in bed with cans/bird thing at all. Have done it mysel on occasion  ------------- Co-Founder of The Paul McShane Fan Club, Portmarnock Branch |
Posted By: Chopper 76
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 4:34pm
is he toilet trained?
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Posted By: Its_a_Tryyyyy
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 4:52pm
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One thing i've noted (including my own post), its always a mate that does weird sh*t ------------- Together standing TALL |
Posted By: Chopper 76
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 4:57pm
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Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 5:23pm
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Good thread. I'll have to get my thinking cap on ------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: GARY_BREEN
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 5:26pm
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Everytime i eat a hamburger from mcdonalds i take off all three parts bun x 2 and burger itself. I then put a sachet of ketchup on each part. Upon reassembling the burger i squash each part together and turn the burger around 360 degrees. Then I eat it. I dont know why I do this but I have done for as long as i can remember. ------------- #FinnanWithTheAssist |
Posted By: Chopper 76
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 5:28pm
youre not alone there man
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Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 5:35am
. That is so odd!
Lad i know, makes all visitors to his house use the porta-jax in his back garden rather than his house-jax.
A mates Da is in the middle of making a swimming pool in his back garden ------------- YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017 AS YOU WERE McGx |
Posted By: Its_a_Tryyyyy
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 6:09am
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Posted By: Its_a_Tryyyyy
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 6:11am
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Another lad i used to work with wore his work clothes to bed so there was no messing around the next morning ------------- Together standing TALL |
Posted By: t_rAndy
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 7:07am
Bath?
nothing wrong with the second one. I don't socialise with the rest of my family so I am always in my bed drinking cans, I am right now. so if my bird is there it's not a problem
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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 8:02am
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i use johnsons baby lotion when wiping my arse to avoid ring sting
get naked most of the time when having a dump as well  ------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 8:03am
You get naked when u have a dump?? Jaysus Gaz that is f**ked up 
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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 8:04am
personally thought the baby lotion would get more stick but each to their own ------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 8:05am
London will be interesting
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Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 8:11am
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I cant wait for London now nakedness and lotion woo hoo
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Posted By: Its_a_Tryyyyy
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 10:47am
A few years back i got home from a 3 week holiday in the States late one Saturday night. With the jet lag i couldn't sleep and the length of the grass was annoying the sh*t out of me. Cu the grass with one of those push mowers at 1am Few neighbours curtains moved but nothing was ever said.------------- Together standing TALL |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 10:54am
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I cant be restricted in anyway by this I mean if im sitting somewhere I have to have loads of room to move and no one really around me so I can move around when I want. I also have to be able to stretch my legs at all times or I freak out. Another one is I hate people touching my elbows or knees it kinda makes me gag....... so so weird but they are my things
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Posted By: The Boy Z
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 10:57am
did you not start a thread giving out about males getting naked?? ------------- Theres only one sport that matters.. |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 10:58am
Did I say anything about the males getting naked  |
Posted By: The Boy Z
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 10:59am
Think Ive just changed my mind about London! ------------- Theres only one sport that matters.. |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 11:23am
You also tell everyone you sit down when wiping your arse
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Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 11:35am
Jaysus Christ
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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 1:11pm
------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 1:59pm
| On lads trips which of course mainly consist of boozing, we keep the Huggies baby wipes in the fridge |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 2:24pm
| A mate of mine grows vegetables |
Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 2:39pm
Thats a shocker
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 4:51pm
weirdo -------------
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 6:52am
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Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 7:08am
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This is gas..
What possesses any body to get into their pelt while taking a dump?
a mate of mine eats a sandwich with a knife and fork which is strange.
------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: deise316
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 7:26am
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Lived with a lad from Cork in Australia years ago, every morning he would wake up and sit on the edge of the bed for exactly a half an hour before getting up. One of his other strange things was if ya woke him up by shaking him, he would still be half asleep, and lash out with a big right hook. He was 6 ft 5' and 19 stone, so it was a fair belt ya would get. Any time somebody new moved into the house, we would say to them, c'mon, we're going out/going to work, go down and wake up (lad from Cork). Cue inevitable dig in the head for unsuspecting housemate. He would not then even remember doing it, and spend the rest of the day apologising to whoever. Funny for the rest of us tho. ------------- Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue..... |
Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 7:31am
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After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in ------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 7:33am
Lazy fcuk
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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 7:34am
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At this stage after doing this for the past 8 or so years the neighbours must think Im an absolute pikey ------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Blue Man
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 7:39am
Same as meself!! Although the lane into the estate is one of my more favoured haunts!! ------------- "Everytime Leeds concede a goal, its like being stabbed in the heart" - Billy Bremner Gary Speed 1969-2011 YBIG Blind Date Champion 2010 |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 9:06am
------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 9:56am
Yeah but after u piss against ur house u probably set it on fire ------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 10:49am
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He is probably trying to put the fire out
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Posted By: Rostrevor Fan
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 2:09pm
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They say humans are like dogs - pissing outside your house is a territorial thing - marking your own area - allegedly ------------- |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 2:25pm
nothing to do with your gaf being a caravan/mobile home no? -------------
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Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 6:06am
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Bump
A mate told me he works with a lad that whilst in work and at home he has tape covering the camera lense on his laptop because he is convinced the government are watchin him
.He works in a library for f**k sake ------------- YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017 AS YOU WERE McGx |
Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 6:35am
Justice shark works in a library? ------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Trapped
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:31am
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Mate of mine works in an office block. He was having a bit of sl*gging match with colleagues on the floor below him. To annoy them he decided to go down to the toilet on their floor, have a wank and not clean up after himself He then returned to his desk and e-mailed those lads (on the work e-mail) telling them to clean up what he had done He was boasting about this in the pub a few days later ------------- 67% points to games ratio at the last Euro's (better than Portugal's) |
Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:32am
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You mates with Quey? ------------- YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017 AS YOU WERE McGx |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:34am
That is so weird. I have heard of people having wanks in work alright but not cleaning up and asking someone else to do it
p.s I loved your usage of faces in that post
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Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:35am
Holy Jaysus that is just nasty ------------- Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one". Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
Posted By: Trapped
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:35am
Ha, nope. This chap can be a spacer ------------- 67% points to games ratio at the last Euro's (better than Portugal's) |
Posted By: Trapped
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:37am
When you hang around with this chap there is a lot of going on!------------- 67% points to games ratio at the last Euro's (better than Portugal's) |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:42am
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I saw this one lad lately who washed his hands before going for a sh*t but didnt wash them afterwards and just walked straight out of the jacks. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:43am
Yeah I know a few like that alright 
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Posted By: Barry
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 12:17pm
the filthy animal 
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 5:15pm
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Posted By: eire32
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 5:29pm
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Posted By: Justice No. 1
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 5:31pm
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Oddballs thread A mate of ours on this forum fell hook line a sinker for my bird ringing him up telling him she saw him on facebook n that he was a ride and would he meet Up with her in dundrum shopping centre for a coffee 
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Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 5:32pm
+1 nothing strange about it.
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Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 5:35pm
Name and shame Justice! ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 5:44pm
for posh wa*ks eire? -------------
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Posted By: eire32
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 5:48pm
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Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 6:07pm
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My mate has an obsession with double decker bars but she only likes one bit of them so she cuts the bar in half and grates the biscuty bit off with a cheese grater and then eats it
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Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 6:21pm
Haha, flashback to you tellin me this story at the xmas party!! ------------- 
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Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 3:24am
Does that not smudge all the sh*te into your ass cheeks. ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: Siralex
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 4:48am
I saw a bloke in a pub toilet once who was having a piss next to me in the urinals and then after zipping up, skipped by the sinks and went straight to the hand-dryer to dry his hands......obviously just drying in the piss he sloshed over his hands, the filthy f**k! The oddest mate story I have - again about going to the toilet, a lot of these stories are about mate's toilet habits - is that my mate wouldn't have a sh*te anywhere except the house he grew up in, he wouldn't sh*te when out in a bar or in work or in anyone else's gaf...which is fair enough. But when he moved out with his girlfriend when he was 23 to a nice little gaf in Crumlin, he still wouldn't sh*te in his new gaf. When he fancied a crap, he'd roll up the newspaper, get in the car, drive back to his ma's gaf (about 10mins away), walk in the door - say 'Hi Ma', go upstairs, have a sh*te - read the paper, walk back down, 'Bye Ma' and go back home to his bird! That went on for a couple of years. ------------- If I keep writing enough hagiographic articles on Man Utd, they might give me a job |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 4:59am
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What did he do on holidays? ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: Siralex
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 5:14am
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He made exception when away. But he did once drive from Dundalk back to his ma's gaf in Kilmainham just for a sh*te one day - about an hour's drive..... ------------- If I keep writing enough hagiographic articles on Man Utd, they might give me a job |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 6:02am
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I think a lot of people are like that but not to that extent. ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: MintBerryCrunch
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 6:06am
| My mate always goes home for his sh*ts. We were out i town one night abd he got a taxi home to have one and then came back. Must have cost him about 40 quid. He always takes a shower after one too. |
Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 6:08am
what an absolute oddball, she must be the proudest mother in Dublin. ------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: Karnage
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 7:36am
| a mate of mine used to always have a tom hank kneeling down on the floor, he thought this was normal til he told us one day and he's never lived it down |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 3:46pm
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fella i know takes off his socks and shoes when hes driving
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Posted By: deisedevil
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 3:52pm
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Posted By: Justice No. 1
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 4:22pm
A chap just banged on the Luas window when it was stationary on Stephens green there and asked me which way was it going 
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Posted By: sausy
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 5:14pm
Sandyford or Brides Glen ------------- Bimbos Burgers - "Official Sponsor of the Irish Squad" |
Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 7:47pm
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Posted By: billybob
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 3:19pm
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Lad i used to work with had some strange eating habits but dippig his Mars bar into his chicken soup topped it off ------------- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel |
Posted By: eire32
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 5:54pm
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i always boil the kettle when i get up! even doe i never use the water |
Posted By: Justice No. 1
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 6:05pm
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Posted By: deisedevil
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 6:10pm
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not bothered starting another thread so ill stick this here, look at what strange things the IMF boss was doing http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/imf_boss_strauss_kahn_arrested_in_Kbd7uAi594vbej3oORXfcJ - http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/imf_boss_strauss_kahn_arrested_in_Kbd7uAi594vbej3oORXfcJ |
Posted By: MintBerryCrunch
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 6:12pm
Pity he didnt do it here we could have struck a deal
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Posted By: deisedevil
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 6:18pm
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Posted By: Justice No. 1
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 6:26pm
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This is great news should shut the French up about corporation tax for a while the dirty ****!
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Posted By: yapster
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 6:31pm
At least she didn't bend over willingly like the Irish did 
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Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 11:18am
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worked with a fellah who told me has no mirrors in his gaff, well one tiny hand one, as he smashes them when he sees his reflection ------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:20pm
- and he admitted to this |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:25pm
Ah thats gold ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:27pm
- does he actually physically smash them or is it a joke saying he is ugly or what ??? |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:32pm
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What about people who bring denny rashers to eirighi protests? ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:34pm
It was actually a packet of ham
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:36pm
As I said the pigs (garda)wont like that ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:38pm
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Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 18 May 2011 at 6:49am
 You work with Dracula?? ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: eire32
Date Posted: 18 May 2011 at 8:08am
| i know a lad the has a shower with his dog! |
Posted By: Clonbhoy
Date Posted: 18 May 2011 at 9:05am
so he only has one once every couple of months? ------------- A man can have no greater love than give 90 minutes to his friends. @withgodlygrace |
Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 18 May 2011 at 10:02am
Just when he's drunk - but a f**king strange one alright- then again if you met him drunk you'd probably say.. ahhh, I see ------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: Trapped
Date Posted: 18 May 2011 at 11:07am
He's not supposed to see his own reflection. He doesn't know he's a priest.
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