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Topic: Strange things people do
Posted By: Its_a_Tryyyyy
Subject: Strange things people do
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 3:06pm

A mate of mine says his brother gets up at 5.30am every morning to have a bath before work ConfusedConfused

A mate of mine is fond of lying in bed with the mrs, watch the tv and have a few cansConfusedConfused

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Posted By: Gouldinho09
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 3:10pm
Originally posted by Its_a_Tryyyyy Its_a_Tryyyyy wrote:


A mate of mine is fond of lying in bed with the mrs, watch the tv and have a few cansConfusedConfused


if i had a missus i would be 100% certain you were talking about me

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Posted By: Its_a_Tryyyyy
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 3:15pm
Originally posted by Gouldinho09 Gouldinho09 wrote:

Originally posted by Its_a_Tryyyyy Its_a_Tryyyyy wrote:


A mate of mine is fond of lying in bed with the mrs, watch the tv and have a few cansConfusedConfused


if i had a missus i would be 100% certain you were talking about me
Ah nothing wrong with goin Han Solo but with the mrs watchin the late late...jeazus!!

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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 3:30pm
a mate of mine wont do a sh*t unless hes gets totally starkers first



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Posted By: Its_a_Tryyyyy
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 3:39pm
Originally posted by The Count The Count wrote:

a mate of mine wont do a sh*t unless hes gets totally starkers first

Ah you'd have to see that to believe it.....oh...i see where your coming fromLOL


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Posted By: Chopper 76
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 4:30pm
Originally posted by Its_a_Tryyyyy Its_a_Tryyyyy wrote:

A mate of mine says his brother gets up at 5.30am every morning to have a bath before work ConfusedConfused

A mate of mine is fond of lying in bed with the mrs, watch the tv and have a few cansConfusedConfused
 
I'd do the cans thing if i could get away with itLOL


Posted By: Max Power
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 4:32pm
Originally posted by The Count The Count wrote:

a mate of mine wont do a sh*t unless hes gets totally starkers first


That just made me break me bollox laughing! Genius nothing wrong with the lying in bed with cans/bird thing at all. Have done it mysel on occasion

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Posted By: Chopper 76
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 4:34pm
Originally posted by The Count The Count wrote:

a mate of mine wont do a sh*t unless hes gets totally starkers first

 
is he toilet trained?


Posted By: Its_a_Tryyyyy
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 4:52pm
One thing i've noted (including my own post), its always a mate that does weird sh*tLOL

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Posted By: Chopper 76
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 4:57pm
LOL


Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 5:23pm
Good thread. I'll have to get my thinking cap on

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Posted By: GARY_BREEN
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 5:26pm
Everytime i eat a hamburger from mcdonalds i take off all three parts bun x 2 and burger itself.

I then put a sachet of ketchup on each part.

Upon reassembling the burger i squash each part together and turn the burger around 360 degrees.

Then I eat it.

I dont know why I do this but I have done for as long as i can remember.


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Posted By: Chopper 76
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2010 at 5:28pm
Originally posted by GARY_BREEN GARY_BREEN wrote:

Everytime i eat a hamburger from mcdonalds i take off all three parts bun x 2 and burger itself.

I then put a sachet of ketchup on each part.

Upon reassembling the burger i squash each part together and turn the burger around 360 degrees.

Then I eat it.

I dont know why I do this but I have done for as long as i can remember.
 
youre not alone there manSmile


Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 5:35am
Originally posted by Its_a_Tryyyyy Its_a_Tryyyyy wrote:

A mate of mine says his brother gets up at 5.30am every morning to have a bath before work ConfusedConfused

Good jaysis LOL. That is so odd!
 
Lad i know, makes all visitors to his house use the porta-jax in his back garden rather than his house-jax.
 
A mates Da is in the middle of making a swimming pool in his back garden Confused


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Posted By: Its_a_Tryyyyy
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 6:09am
Originally posted by McGoldrick McGoldrick wrote:

Originally posted by Its_a_Tryyyyy Its_a_Tryyyyy wrote:

A mate of mine says his brother gets up at 5.30am every morning to have a bath before work ConfusedConfused

Good jaysis LOL. That is so odd!
 
Lad i know, makes all visitors to his house use the porta-jax in his back garden rather than his house-jax.
 
A mates Da is in the middle of making a swimming pool in his back garden Confused
 
LOL


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Posted By: Its_a_Tryyyyy
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 6:11am
Another lad i used to work with wore his work clothes to bed so there was no messing around the next morningLOL

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Posted By: t_rAndy
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 7:07am
Originally posted by Its_a_Tryyyyy Its_a_Tryyyyy wrote:

A mate of mine says his brother gets up at 5.30am every morning to have a bath before work ConfusedConfused

A mate of mine is fond of lying in bed with the mrs, watch the tv and have a few cansConfusedConfused
 
Bath? LOL
 
nothing wrong with the second one. I don't socialise with the rest of my family so I am always in my bed drinking cans, I am right now. so if my bird is there it's not a problem


Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 8:02am
i use johnsons baby lotion when wiping my arse to avoid ring stingConfused
 
get naked most of the time when having a dump as wellThumbs%20Up


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Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 8:03am
Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

i use johnsons baby lotion when wiping my arse to avoid ring stingConfused

get naked most of the time when having a dump as wellThumbs%20Up


You get naked when u have a dump?? Jaysus Gaz that is f**ked up


Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 8:04am
Originally posted by Sono Sono wrote:

Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

i use johnsons baby lotion when wiping my arse to avoid ring stingConfused
 

get naked most of the time when having a dump as wellThumbs%20Up


You get naked when u have a dump?? Jaysus Gaz that is f**ked up
 
personally thought the baby lotion would get more stick but each to their ownLOL


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Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 8:05am
Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

Originally posted by Sono Sono wrote:

Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

i use johnsons baby lotion when wiping my arse to avoid ring stingConfused

get naked most of the time when having a dump as wellThumbs%20Up
You get naked when u have a dump?? Jaysus Gaz that is f**ked up


personally thought the baby lotion would get more stick but each to their ownLOL


London will be interesting


Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 8:11am
I cant wait for London now nakedness and lotion woo hoo Big%20smile


Posted By: Its_a_Tryyyyy
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 10:47am
Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

i use johnsons baby lotion when wiping my arse to avoid ring stingConfused
 
get naked most of the time when having a dump as wellThumbs%20Up
Sweet Jesus Gaz...but thats what this thread is all about!!
 
A few years back i got home from a 3 week holiday in the States late one Saturday night. With the jet lag i couldn't sleep and the length of the grass was annoying the sh*t out of me. Cu the grass with one of those push mowers at 1amLOLLOL Few neighbours curtains moved but nothing was ever said.


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Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 10:54am
I cant be restricted in anyway by this I mean if im sitting somewhere I have to have loads of room to move and no one really around me so I can move around when I want. I also have to be able to stretch my legs at all times or I freak out. Another one is I hate people touching my elbows or knees it kinda makes me gag....... so so weird but they are my things Big%20smile


Posted By: The Boy Z
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 10:57am
Originally posted by sasa123 sasa123 wrote:

I cant wait for London now nakedness and lotion woo hoo Big%20smile
 
did you not start a thread giving out about males getting naked??


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Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 10:58am
Originally posted by The Boy Z The Boy Z wrote:

Originally posted by sasa123 sasa123 wrote:

I cant wait for London now nakedness and lotion woo hoo Big%20smile
 
did you not start a thread giving out about males getting naked??


Did I say anything about the males getting naked Wink


Posted By: The Boy Z
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 10:59am
Originally posted by sasa123 sasa123 wrote:

Originally posted by The Boy Z The Boy Z wrote:

Originally posted by sasa123 sasa123 wrote:

I cant wait for London now nakedness and lotion woo hoo Big%20smile
 
did you not start a thread giving out about males getting naked??


Did I say anything about the males getting naked Wink
 
Think Ive just changed my mind about London!


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Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 11:23am
Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

i use johnsons baby lotion when wiping my arse to avoid ring stingConfused
 
get naked most of the time when having a dump as wellThumbs%20Up
 
You also tell everyone you sit down when wiping your arse Confused
 
 


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Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 11:35am
Originally posted by Honey Monster Honey Monster wrote:

Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

i use johnsons baby lotion when wiping my arse to avoid ring stingConfused

get naked most of the time when having a dump as wellThumbs%20Up



You also tell everyoneyou sit down when wiping your arse Confused




Jaysus Christ


Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 1:11pm
Originally posted by Honey Monster Honey Monster wrote:

Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

i use johnsons baby lotion when wiping my arse to avoid ring stingConfused

get naked most of the time when having a dump as wellThumbs%20Up



You also tell everyoneyou sit down when wiping your arse Confused



no ye thick I stand up when I'm wiping my arse but got stick off some people when I brought this important issue up who sat when wiping..I don't understand how anyone could sit and wipe


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Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 1:59pm
On lads trips which of course mainly consist of boozing, we keep the  Huggies baby wipes in the fridge


Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 2:24pm
A mate of mine grows vegetables

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Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 2:39pm
Originally posted by The GerK The GerK wrote:

A mate of mine grows vegetables


Thats a shocker


Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2010 at 4:51pm
Originally posted by The GerK The GerK wrote:

A mate of mine grows vegetables


weirdoConfused


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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 6:52am
Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

i use johnsons baby lotion when wiping my arse to avoid ring stingConfused
 
get naked most of the time when having a dump as wellThumbs%20Up


ConfusedConfusedConfused


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Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 7:08am
This is gas..
 
What possesses any body to get into their pelt while taking a dump?
 
a mate of mine eats a sandwich with a knife and fork which is strange.
 


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When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
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na na na na na na na na na
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Posted By: deise316
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 7:26am
Lived with a lad from Cork in Australia years ago, every morning he would wake up and sit on the edge of the bed for exactly a half an hour before getting up. One of his other strange things was if ya woke him up by shaking him, he would still be half asleep, and lash out with a big right hook. He was 6 ft 5' and 19 stone, so it was a fair belt ya would get. Any time somebody new moved into the house, we would say to them, c'mon, we're going out/going to work, go down and wake up (lad from Cork). Cue inevitable dig in the head for unsuspecting  housemate. He would not then even remember doing it, and spend the rest of the day apologising to whoever. Funny for the rest of us tho.

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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 7:31am
After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in

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I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday


Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 7:33am
Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in
 
Lazy fcuk Dead
 
 


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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 7:34am
At this stage after doing this for the past 8 or so years the neighbours must think Im an absolute pikey

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I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday


Posted By: Blue Man
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 7:39am
Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in
 
Same as meself!! Although the lane into the estate is one of my more favoured haunts!!


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Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 9:06am
Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in
I do that aswell...and I'd say most blokes do.
 
 


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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na.
I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to


Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 9:56am
Originally posted by horsebox1977 horsebox1977 wrote:

Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in

I do that aswell...and I'd say most blokes do.



Yeah but after u piss against ur house u probably set it on fire

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I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday


Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 10:49am
He is probably trying to put the fire out LOL


Posted By: Rostrevor Fan
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 2:09pm
They say humans are like dogs - pissing outside your house is a territorial thing - marking your own area - allegedly

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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 2:25pm
Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

At this stage after doing this for the past 8 or so years the neighbours must think Im an absolute pikey


nothing to do with your gaf being a caravan/mobile home no? Confused


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Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 6:06am
Bump
 
A mate told me he works with a lad that whilst in work and at home he has tape covering the camera lense on his laptop because he is convinced the government are watchin him LOL.
 
He works in a library for f**k sake LOL


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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 6:35am
Originally posted by McGoldrick McGoldrick wrote:

Bump

A mate told me he works with a lad that whilst in work and at home he has tape covering the camera lense on his laptop because he is convinced the government are watchin him LOL.


He works ina libraryfor f**k sake LOL


Justice shark works in a library?

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Posted By: Trapped
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:31am
Mate of mine works in an office block. He was having a bit of sl*gging match with colleagues on the floor below him. To annoy them he decided to go down to the toilet on their floor, have a wank and not clean up after himself Confused
He then returned to his desk and e-mailed those lads (on the work e-mail) telling them to clean up what he had done Confused

He was boasting about this in the pub a few days later Confused Confused
 

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Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:32am
You mates with Quey?

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Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:34am
Originally posted by trapped trapped wrote:

Mate of mine works in an office block. He was having a bit of sl*gging match with colleagues on the floor below him. To annoy them he decided to go down to the toilet on their floor, have a wank and not clean up after himself ConfusedHe then returned to his desk and e-mailed those lads (on the work e-mail) telling them to clean up what he had done ConfusedHe was boasting about this in the pub a few days later Confused Confused


That is so weird. I have heard of people having wanks in work alright but not cleaning up and asking someone else to do it

p.s I loved your usage of faces in that post


Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:35am
Originally posted by trapped trapped wrote:

Mate of mine works in an office block. He was having a bit of sl*gging match with colleagues on the floor below him. To annoy them he decided to go down to the toilet on their floor, have a wank and not clean up after himself Confused
He then returned to his desk and e-mailed those lads (on the work e-mail) telling them to clean up what he had done Confused

He was boasting about this in the pub a few days later Confused Confused
 
  
 
Holy Jaysus that is just nasty Dead


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Posted By: Trapped
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:35am
Originally posted by McGoldrick McGoldrick wrote:

You mates with Quey?


Ha, nope. This chap can be a spacer


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Posted By: Trapped
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:37am
Originally posted by sasa sasa wrote:

Originally posted by trapped trapped wrote:

Mate of mine works in an office block. He was having a bit of sl*gging match with colleagues on the floor below him. To annoy them he decided to go down to the toilet on their floor, have a wank and not clean up after himself ConfusedHe then returned to his desk and e-mailed those lads (on the work e-mail) telling them to clean up what he had done ConfusedHe was boasting about this in the pub a few days later Confused Confused 


That is so weird. I have heard of people having wanks in work alright but not cleaning up and asking someone else to do it

p.s I loved your usage of faces in that post


When you hang around with this chap there is a lot of Confused going on!


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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:42am
I saw this one lad lately who washed his hands before going for a sh*t but didnt wash them afterwards and just walked straight out of the jacks.

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Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 11:43am
Originally posted by trapped trapped wrote:


Originally posted by sasa sasa wrote:

Originally posted by trapped trapped wrote:

Mate of mine works in an office block. He was having a bit of sl*gging match with colleagues on the floor below him. To annoy them he decided to go down to the toilet on their floor, have a wank and not clean up after himself ConfusedHe then returned to his desk and e-mailed those lads (on the work e-mail) telling them to clean up what he had done ConfusedHe was boasting about this in the pub a few days later Confused Confused


That is so weird. I have heard of people having wanks in work alright but not cleaning up and asking someone else to do it

p.s I loved your usage of faces in that post
When you hang around with this chap there is a lot of Confused going on!


Yeah I know a few like that alright


Posted By: Barry
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2010 at 12:17pm
Originally posted by trapped trapped wrote:

Mate of mine works in an office block. He was having a bit of sl*gging match with colleagues on the floor below him. To annoy them he decided to go down to the toilet on their floor, have a wank and not clean up after himself ConfusedHe then returned to his desk and e-mailed those lads (on the work e-mail) telling them to clean up what he had done ConfusedHe was boasting about this in the pub a few days later Confused Confused


the filthy animal


Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 5:15pm
Originally posted by t_rAndy t_rAndy wrote:

Originally posted by Its_a_Tryyyyy Its_a_Tryyyyy wrote:

A mate of mine says his brother gets up at 5.30am every morning to have a bath before work ConfusedConfused

A mate of mine is fond of lying in bed with the mrs, watch the tv and have a few cansConfusedConfused
 
Bath? LOL
 
nothing wrong with the second one. I don't socialise with the rest of my family so I am always in my bed drinking cans, I am right now. so if my bird is there it's not a problem



LOLLOLLOLLOL

Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

i use johnsons baby lotion when wiping my arse to avoid ring stingConfused
 
get naked most of the time when having a dump as wellThumbs%20Up


LOLConfused



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Posted By: eire32
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 5:29pm
I Reuse condoms!!!


Posted By: Justice No. 1
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 5:31pm
Oddballs thread
A mate of ours on this forum fell hook line a sinker for my bird ringing him up telling him she saw him on facebook n that he was a ride and would he meet
Up with her in dundrum shopping centre for a coffee


Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 5:32pm
Originally posted by Blue Man Blue Man wrote:

Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

After I'm home from a night out I always have a piss outside my house against my front wall to save me the hassle of going to the jacks when I get in

 

Same as meself!! Although the lane into the estate is one of my more favoured haunts!!


+1 nothing strange about it.


Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 5:35pm
Originally posted by Justice No. 1 Justice No. 1 wrote:

Oddballs thread
A mate of ours on this forum fell hook line a sinker for my bird ringing him up telling him she saw him on facebook n that he was a ride and would he meet
Up with her in dundrum shopping centre for a coffee
Name and shame Justice!


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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 5:44pm
Originally posted by eire32 eire32 wrote:

I Reuse condoms!!!


for posh wa*ks eire?


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Posted By: eire32
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 5:48pm
Originally posted by The Count The Count wrote:

Originally posted by eire32 eire32 wrote:

I Reuse condoms!!!


for posh wa*ks eire?
 
LOL


Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 6:07pm
My mate has an obsession with double decker bars but she only likes one bit of them so she cuts the bar in half and grates the biscuty bit off with a cheese grater and then eats it Confused


Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 6:21pm

Originally posted by Justice No. 1 Justice No. 1 wrote:

Oddballs thread
A mate of ours on this forum fell hook line a sinker for my bird ringing him up telling him she saw him on facebook n that he was a ride and would he meet
Up with her in dundrum shopping centre for a coffee


Haha, flashback to you tellin me this story at the xmas party!!

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Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 3:24am
Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

i use johnsons baby lotion when wiping my arse to avoid ring stingConfused
 
get naked most of the time when having a dump as wellThumbs%20Up
 
Does that not smudge all the sh*te into your ass cheeks.


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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na.
I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to


Posted By: Siralex
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 4:48am
Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

I saw this one lad lately who washed his hands before going for a sh*t but didnt wash them afterwards and just walked straight out of the jacks.

I saw a bloke in a pub toilet once who was having a piss next to me in the urinals and then after zipping up, skipped by the sinks and went straight to the hand-dryer to dry his hands......obviously just drying in the piss he sloshed over his hands, the filthy f**k!

The oddest mate story I have - again about going to the toilet, a lot of these stories are about mate's toilet habits - is that my mate wouldn't have a sh*te anywhere except the house he grew up in, he wouldn't sh*te when out in a bar or in work or in anyone else's gaf...which is fair enough.  But when he moved out with his girlfriend when he was 23 to a nice little gaf in Crumlin, he still wouldn't sh*te in his new gaf.  When he fancied a crap, he'd roll up the newspaper, get in the car, drive back to his ma's gaf (about 10mins away), walk in the door - say 'Hi Ma', go upstairs, have a sh*te - read the paper, walk back down, 'Bye Ma' and go back home to his bird!  

That went on for a couple of years.  




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If I keep writing enough hagiographic articles on Man Utd, they might give me a job


Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 4:59am
What did he do on holidays?

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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na.
I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to


Posted By: Siralex
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 5:14am
He made exception when away.  But he did once drive from Dundalk back to his ma's gaf in Kilmainham just for a sh*te one day - about an hour's drive.....

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If I keep writing enough hagiographic articles on Man Utd, they might give me a job


Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 6:02am

I think a lot of people are like that but not to that extent.



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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na.
I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to


Posted By: MintBerryCrunch
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 6:06am
My mate always goes home for his sh*ts. We were out i  town one night abd he got a taxi home to have one and then came back. Must have cost him about 40 quid. He always takes a shower after one too.


Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 6:08am
Originally posted by Siralex Siralex wrote:

Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

I saw this one lad lately who washed his hands before going for a sh*t but didnt wash them afterwards and just walked straight out of the jacks.

I saw a bloke in a pub toilet once who was having a piss next to me in the urinals and then after zipping up, skipped by the sinks and went straight to the hand-dryer to dry his hands......obviously just drying in the piss he sloshed over his hands, the filthy f**k!

The oddest mate story I have - again about going to the toilet, a lot of these stories are about mate's toilet habits - is that my mate wouldn't have a sh*te anywhere except the house he grew up in, he wouldn't sh*te when out in a bar or in work or in anyone else's gaf...which is fair enough.  But when he moved out with his girlfriend when he was 23 to a nice little gaf in Crumlin, he still wouldn't sh*te in his new gaf.  When he fancied a crap, he'd roll up the newspaper, get in the car, drive back to his ma's gaf (about 10mins away), walk in the door - say 'Hi Ma', go upstairs, have a sh*te - read the paper, walk back down, 'Bye Ma' and go back home to his bird!  

That went on for a couple of years.  


 
LOL what an absolute oddball, she must be the proudest mother in Dublin.


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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.


Posted By: Karnage
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 7:36am
a mate of mine used to always have a tom hank kneeling down on the floor, he thought this was normal til he told us one day and he's never lived it down


Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 3:46pm
fella i know takes off his socks and shoes when hes driving Thumbs Up

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Posted By: deisedevil
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 3:52pm
Originally posted by The Count The Count wrote:

fella i know takes off his socks and shoes when hes driving Thumbs Up







Posted By: Justice No. 1
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 4:22pm
A chap just banged on the Luas window when it was stationary on Stephens green there and asked me which way was it going


Posted By: sausy
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 5:14pm
Originally posted by Justice No. 1 Justice No. 1 wrote:

A chap just banged on the Luas window when it was stationary on Stephens green there and asked me which way was it going
 
Sandyford or Brides Glen


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Bimbos Burgers - "Official Sponsor of the Irish Squad"


Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 7:47pm
Originally posted by deisedevil deisedevil wrote:

Originally posted by The Count The Count wrote:

fella i know takes off his socks and shoes when hes driving Thumbs Up







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"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits."


Posted By: billybob
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 3:19pm
Lad i used to work with had some strange eating habits but dippig his Mars bar into his chicken soup topped it offDead

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Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel


Posted By: eire32
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 5:54pm

i always boil the kettle when i get up!

even doe i never use the water


Posted By: Justice No. 1
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 6:05pm


Posted By: deisedevil
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 6:10pm
not bothered starting another thread so ill stick this here, look at what strange things the IMF boss was doing
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/imf_boss_strauss_kahn_arrested_in_Kbd7uAi594vbej3oORXfcJ - http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/imf_boss_strauss_kahn_arrested_in_Kbd7uAi594vbej3oORXfcJ


Posted By: MintBerryCrunch
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 6:12pm
Originally posted by deisedevil deisedevil wrote:

not bothered starting another thread so ill stick this here, look at what strange things the IMF boss was doing
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/imf_boss_strauss_kahn_arrested_in_Kbd7uAi594vbej3oORXfcJ - http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/imf_boss_strauss_kahn_arrested_in_Kbd7uAi594vbej3oORXfcJ
Pity he didnt do it here we could have struck a deal 


Posted By: deisedevil
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 6:18pm
Originally posted by MintBerryCrunch MintBerryCrunch wrote:

Originally posted by deisedevil deisedevil wrote:

not bothered starting another thread so ill stick this here, look at what strange things the IMF boss was doing
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/imf_boss_strauss_kahn_arrested_in_Kbd7uAi594vbej3oORXfcJ - http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/imf_boss_strauss_kahn_arrested_in_Kbd7uAi594vbej3oORXfcJ
Pity he didnt do it here we could have struck a deal 



LOLLOLLOLLOL


Posted By: Justice No. 1
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 6:26pm
This is great news should shut the French up about corporation tax for a while the dirty ****!


Posted By: yapster
Date Posted: 14 May 2011 at 6:31pm
At least she didn't bend over willingly like the Irish did Cry


Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 11:18am
worked with a fellah who told me has no mirrors in his gaff, well one tiny hand one, as he smashes them when he sees his reflection Confused

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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.


Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:20pm
Originally posted by Bob Hoskins Bob Hoskins wrote:

worked with a fellah who told me has no mirrors in his gaff, well one tiny hand one, as he smashes them when he sees his reflection Confused

Confused - and he admitted to this Confused


Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:25pm
Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by Bob Hoskins Bob Hoskins wrote:

worked with a fellah who told me has no mirrors in his gaff, well one tiny hand one, as he smashes them when he sees his reflection Confused

Confused - and he admitted to this Confused
 
LOL
Ah thats goldLOL


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Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...


Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:27pm
Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by Bob Hoskins Bob Hoskins wrote:

worked with a fellah who told me has no mirrors in his gaff, well one tiny hand one, as he smashes them when he sees his reflection Confused

Confused - and he admitted to this Confused
 
LOL
Ah thats goldLOL

Confused - does he actually physically smash them or is it a joke saying he is ugly or what ???


Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:32pm
What about people who bring denny rashers to eirighi protests?

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Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...


Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:34pm
Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

What about people who bring denny rashers to eirighi protests?

It was actually a packet of ham


Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:36pm
Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

What about people who bring denny rashers to eirighi protests?

It was actually a packet of ham
 
As I said the pigs (garda)wont like thatLOL


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Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...


Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 17 May 2011 at 6:38pm
Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

What about people who bring denny rashers to eirighi protests?

It was actually a packet of ham
 
As I said the pigs (garda)wont like thatLOL

LOL


Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 18 May 2011 at 6:49am
Originally posted by Bob Hoskins Bob Hoskins wrote:

worked with a fellah who told me has no mirrors in his gaff, well one tiny hand one, as he smashes them when he sees his reflection Confused

You work with Dracula?? 


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"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits."


Posted By: eire32
Date Posted: 18 May 2011 at 8:08am
i know a lad the has a shower with his dog!


Posted By: Clonbhoy
Date Posted: 18 May 2011 at 9:05am
Originally posted by eire32 eire32 wrote:

i know a lad the has a shower with his dog!
so he only has one once every couple of months?


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A man can have no greater love than give 90 minutes to his friends. @withgodlygrace


Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 18 May 2011 at 10:02am
Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by Bob Hoskins Bob Hoskins wrote:

worked with a fellah who told me has no mirrors in his gaff, well one tiny hand one, as he smashes them when he sees his reflection Confused

Confused - and he admitted to this Confused
 
LOL
Ah thats goldLOL

Confused - does he actually physically smash them or is it a joke saying he is ugly or what ???


Just when he's drunk - but a f**king strange one alright- then again if you met him drunk you'd probably say.. ahhh, I see


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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.


Posted By: Trapped
Date Posted: 18 May 2011 at 11:07am
Originally posted by Bob Hoskins Bob Hoskins wrote:

worked with a fellah who told me has no mirrors in his gaff, well one tiny hand one, as he smashes them when he sees his reflection Confused
 
He's not supposed to see his own reflection. He doesn't know he's a priest.



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