26 Days and Counting..
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Topic: 26 Days and Counting..
Posted By: Justice Shark
Subject: 26 Days and Counting..
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 8:53am
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With only 26 days to go to the annual grudge football match between the tramps from Firhouse and the even bigger tramps from Rathfarnham, The Justice Shark is in training and determined to put last years disgraceful performance behind him.
J.S. :" Last years gale force windy conditions didn't suit my game. Also didn't like the choice of venue of Firhouse Community College, also our manager Bob Hoskins cried off with flu. Basically, I played sh1te - Here's My Book... However I'm confident that with the return from injury of my regular strike partner, coupled with a bit more luck for the Count ( he hit the bar thrice last year) the Cup will return to it's rightful home."
GerKeano was asked for his thoughts on retaining the Cup for a second year but refused to comment due to the fact that he was too scared to say anything that would give an advantage to the opposition.
Let the mind games begin..  ------------- Mickey Mouse Ya Bleedin' Bollox |
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Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 9:00am
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Has a time and venue been officially confirmed as of yet?
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Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 9:02am
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I hope training entails, excessive pints and shots washed down with disco biscuits, coke and ketamin. Burger King for Christmas dinners...abrakebabra breakfasts...
physical training will be dancing to the must have album of the year 'Irish club anthems' ------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 9:03am
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Honey Monster wrote:Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 9:10am
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it will definately (and unfortunately) be on the southside - am i roish?
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Posted By: RogerMilla
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 9:11am
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i will probably be stuck in the office, will need a text with the half time and full-time score.
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Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 9:15am
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Posted By: billybob
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 9:17am
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Am i eligible this year??? I'm playing the granny rule...get on it GERK. ------------- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 9:23am
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Go on the northsiders!! If you're stuck Justice, give me a shout and I'll ask me agent am I allowed play
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 9:28am
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knowing your past record HM. ye probably wont turn up cause you're on the pis*, we dont need negative attitudes on our bench!
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Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 9:29am
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You're mistaking myself with a younger, better lookin and better footballing you
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 9:57am
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younger - correct better looking - cm'on now, no time for jokes! Better footballin talent - As above! -------------
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Posted By: billybob
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 9:57am
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I'll give ye a lift HM. If i'm not allowed participate this year because of Counts fat baldy brother i'm going to sabotage the match!!! ------------- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 10:12am
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i'll join ye Billybob!
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Posted By: RogerMilla
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 10:22am
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will it be on setanta ? ------------- The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own. |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 10:51am
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we had it on video camera one year but the lad who was cameraman left in a huff with his camera cause the gerKs team wouldnt bring him on as a sub! Never got to see the game in the end! Won Player of the year trophy that year aswell, how many times have you won it gerK?
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Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 10:51am
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Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:05am
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You're a regular on crime call apparently JS. Count, you won player of the year for ONE match? whats goin on there?? ------------- 753 |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:07am
Typical me fein attitude Count and partly the reason why we beat yis every year 
PS Billybob Ill see if you can play but them whinging mouth pieces might object as usual |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:15am
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Are there rules and policies as to who plays or something?
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Posted By: billybob
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:21am
You dont wanna know HM!!
I played the 1st two years then all of a sudden i'm not elligble for some unknown/stupid reason...oh and the mouthpieces of course. Last year i even bought the tracksuit and had to stay at home  ------------- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:23am
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Ye, each team can obly choose players who they originally grew up with drank with.
I grew up with Billybob and drank with him, still do. But they other shower of moany hole losers objected cause "he doesn't be around anymore' bullsh*t. I dont see any of their players all year but still don't object. Basically, they are a shower of moany c**ts and we beat them every year anyway |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:25am
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Jaysus, touchy touchy subject here! Have yis really won EVERY year?? ------------- 753 |
Posted By: billybob
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:25am
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Our champagne football GERK-----thats what theyre afraid of!! Me must pop into Revels for a jar pre-xmas to let em know i'm still about. Right i'm off training.  ------------- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:30am
| We've won it four times and them twice. |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:32am
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And count won player of the year once - I thought it was a decent standard?
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:32am
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eh 3 times to 2 you clown, go back to your busy at maths books!
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Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:34am
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busy at maths - quality count, i'll give ye that one
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Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:34am
..anyway under FIFA rules last years match was technically a draw as you only won on penalties ya ludar------------- Mickey Mouse Ya Bleedin' Bollox |
Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:39am
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Fancy Jerseys, fancy tracksuits, match balls, name badges, pre match meal, pre match meeting and debate, booklet etc.. etc.. etc.. Rathfir Rovers bunch of pricks ------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:42am
INCORRECT - we have won it TWO more times than you 
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:45am
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once again..... 3 times to 2 you clown, go back to your busy at maths books! its only been going 5 years! -------------
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Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:46am
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Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2007 at 11:47am
if this is anything to go by, the match is gonna be one big mill 
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Posted By: Count's Brother
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 3:34am
[QUOTE=billybob]I'll give ye a lift HM. If i'm not allowed participate this yearbecause of Counts fat baldy brother i'm going to sabotage the http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/170000/images/_174529_GRANT_MITCHELL.150.JPG"> Who are you calling fat and bald Billybob ? I don't care if you play cause you won't be able to get by me once. You'll be too scared to turn up in any case just like your mate Ger is scared of Walshie..Firhouse pussies..sh*te footballers
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 3:46am
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I'm telling mum!
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 4:05am
well done Justice  we only impersonate birds here, not peoples brothers!
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Posted By: RogerMilla
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 4:09am
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LOL fcukin classic ------------- The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own. |
Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 4:13am
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Posted By: billybob
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 4:50am
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We've all been threatened before Counts brother....i'm sure it wont be the last. ------------- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 4:59am
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I love the way count used the word "mum"......you'd have no problem trying to guess which side of the liffey that man is from
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 5:03am
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eh what HM?
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Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 5:24am
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Are you goin deaf count? ------------- 753 |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 5:28am
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I still dont get ye, are you sl*gging me cause I call my mum mum?
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Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 5:35am
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I am
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 5:36am
whats wrong with calling your mum mum? 
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Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 5:38am
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nothing. The word mum isnt used too much over here unless you're from Sutton, Malahide or maybe Castleknock
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 5:41am
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Is that because no-one knows who there mums are?
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Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 5:42am
One Nil de Count!!!------------- Mickey Mouse Ya Bleedin' Bollox |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 5:47am
I wont lie to you count, that was a good comeback 
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Posted By: billybob
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 6:13am
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Yeah its maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa out this way Count.
Thank fcuk i'm a Southsider at heart though. ------------- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel |
Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 6:13am
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Keep the petty arguments off this GRUDGE MATCH thread.
------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 6:23am
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no petty arguments allowed lads, only hate filled blood boiling rage inciting bitterness towards each other please!
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Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 7:51am
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right fair enough. anyway, i was talking to ger last night and he told me that the other team are a loada pansies - is there any truth in such an accusation? ------------- 753 |
Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 8:01am
 Pansies eh? we don't have fancy jerseys with our names on the back, we don't need 25 chances to score a goal, we don't turn up two hours before the match for team meetings and such nonsense. We don't drink in Cocktail Bars, were scarfs indoors, like poeple in general,etc..do ya get me------------- Mickey Mouse Ya Bleedin' Bollox |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 8:05am
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But the thing you've got to ask yourself there is Justice; why are they being given 25 chances in the first place?
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Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 8:18am
Dunno really, guess we feel sorry for them and it's good entertainment for the sideline to see how bad they are at finishing.... we also like toying with them until the chance ( believe me it's only one I need ) comes along to go in for the kill...anyways Defence/Midfield isn't my department..even if the lads at the back gave them 50 chances on a plate they still don't score. Rathfir are younger and perhaps fitter but there's no substitute for class and experience which we have in abundance..hence when we get a chance we just take it cas we're naturals...We don't put half the effort and preparation they put in but the difference in class and composure is all too obvious..Hope this answers your question  ------------- Mickey Mouse Ya Bleedin' Bollox |
Posted By: billybob
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 8:20am
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You're starting to sound like yer man Hyland now Justice ------------- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel |
Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 8:23am
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Posted By: billybob
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 8:26am
I dont but i did. ------------- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 8:36am
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Justice - who are the current Champions?
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Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 8:38am
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Any odds on first goal scorer as of yet?
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Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 8:39am
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 8:40am
if we had won last year it would have been 3 in a row, which means competition over as we would have won the trophy for keeps, so in the interest of sporting occasions we let you win the peno shootout, hence I didnt take one myself! 
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Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 8:52am
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Ha ha, forgot the Count BOTTLED taking a peno last year - little fag ha ha
CHAMPIONE CHAMPIONE CHAMPIONE CHAMPIONE |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 10:06am
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Count it's been over an hour and you still haven't replied; is gerk speaking the truth?
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 10:26am
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Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 10:36am
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Jesus, did you ever hear such tripe.
Bottling tramp let his team mates down |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 10:41am
at least I didnt go off before half time cause "My socks are too tight and are hurting my legs" What a loser! 
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 10:45am
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eh cant hear you GerK, that shut you up fairly quick?
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Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 10:51am
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Why who did that? Kinger?
Certainly not me as I was on the pitch throughout running the show, and nutmegging your brother ha ha ha hja j CHAMPIONS |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 11:00am
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eh who's kinger gerk, why are you making up names....just admit it and I'll leave it at that!
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Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 11:06am
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Ha, you're some chancer I'll give you that.
And not a bad way to deflect from the topic here, which is you letting your team mates down because you bottled taking a peni after missing two easy chances in the 90 mins. |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 11:07am
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O ye and Kinger is Richie King, brother of Peter who once claimed he played poorly becuase his socks were too tight and it afftected his blood flow.
I presume that's where you heard that little story before, bottler boy |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 11:11am
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we can all make up stories Ger, at least I admit I didnt take a peno, as others wanted to take one qhead of me, so the least you can do is admit about your socks and the persil shrinking them problem!
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Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 11:28am
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Who cares about winning on peno's in gale force conditions where the ball has to be held still by a teammate ala rugby arseh*les...this didn't suit us ( me especially cause I missed - Yes I admit I missed in a shoot out - there's a first time for everything Don't worry we won't need peno's this year...my shooting boots are primed for winning in normal time ------------- Mickey Mouse Ya Bleedin' Bollox |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 11:50am
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we will see Justice, we will see.
keep talking sh*t count, we will do our talking on the pitch |
Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2007 at 3:52pm
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It's really hotting up...thank f**k anything to take us away from the next manager talk.
------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2007 at 9:29am
 Action from last years game above shows one of Rathfirs' Players getting patched up by their Physio after falling over in their fancy kit ------------- Mickey Mouse Ya Bleedin' Bollox |
Posted By: billybob
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2007 at 10:18am
Hey Justice, is that frog wearing that Ireland top you bought for a dicky diver?? ------------- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel |
Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2007 at 10:22am
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Same Colour alrite but not the same one ..
Now back to hostilities..I believe Gerk did his shoulder recently..was it the right or the left one ? ------------- Mickey Mouse Ya Bleedin' Bollox |
Posted By: billybob
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2007 at 10:25am
Just go for both Justice in a double whammy------------- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel |
Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2007 at 10:30am
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I'll pass the info onto Count's Brother and Co. that's his department..I just score the goals.. ------------- Mickey Mouse Ya Bleedin' Bollox |
Posted By: FAT JAP
Date Posted: 13 Dec 2007 at 4:16am
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Listen Justice, ive been listening to ur sh*te talk for da last few wks and i just had to get online. Warren set me up cause as u know i hardly know how to plumb a drainpipe never mind register on a forum. Anyway as u know im headin over to thailand 2 see my moth and kid so Rathfir will again be missing a quality right full wit a super footballing brain. Justice still hav no chance. logue is their best player and doubtful to show up unless his mates supply him his fix of heroin. As for ********** who has yet to be found out down cym as muck, this yearly game is again in da bag for rathfir. I will keep in touch on new yrs for a good cry!! ------------- Tom Cruise lookalike i aint!! |
Posted By: RogerMilla
Date Posted: 13 Dec 2007 at 4:25am
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LOL classic rant , i am cheering for fat japs team ------------- The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own. |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 13 Dec 2007 at 4:43am
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If you;re gonna try riall up people log in under your own name and stop pretending to be the fat jap!
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Posted By: FAT JAP
Date Posted: 13 Dec 2007 at 4:45am
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Ha, truth hurts! ------------- Tom Cruise lookalike i aint!! |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 13 Dec 2007 at 4:46am
good comeback ye imposter! I'm telling the real fat jap on ye!
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Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 13 Dec 2007 at 6:05am
stop trying to wind people up Justice you clown |
Posted By: FAT JAP
Date Posted: 13 Dec 2007 at 7:25am
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ger keano, quality player, always said it, even though hes a ginger! ------------- Tom Cruise lookalike i aint!! |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2007 at 7:40am
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Any constructive updates on this lads - time or venue or selected referee??
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Posted By: luzy lou
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2007 at 8:04am
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justice is lethal in and around the 30 yards area from a free kick. seen him before
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Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2007 at 8:07am
| Three Rock Rovers Hockey club, December 31, 1.0. |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2007 at 8:13am
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For us Northsiders - where the fook is that?!
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Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2007 at 8:13am
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Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2007 at 8:17am
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Ye it's booked.
It's in Rathfarnham HM. |
Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2007 at 8:29am
 home venue..now all i need is the weather to be kind and to turn up relatively sober..------------- Mickey Mouse Ya Bleedin' Bollox |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2007 at 8:32am
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not goona happen this year, no team!
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Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2007 at 8:39am
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Not true..I've been busy in the international transfer window
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Zola_at_Lazio.JPG">  ------------- Mickey Mouse Ya Bleedin' Bollox |
Posted By: Percy
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2007 at 1:01pm
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I will be up to watch that game...for the laugh its bound to generate.. can ye see the pitch from a window in the Eden lounge?
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