Polish Women

So one last go for Chocolat_Reve

Who ybig think is TJ's alter ego Trev

She's asked me for last ybig poem

So I said, yes I'll show them

Chocolat looks mighty fine

And loves a drop or 2 of the wine

She knows I love my hooch

But nothing beats her for a smooch

But I always end up feeling hungover and bad

And this makes Chocolat feel very sad

She loves that I'm from Co.Down

As on our big day she'll wear an An Dun crown

So come on twenty seven teen

If you miss it we'll wonder where you've been

As you might miss the most outrageous wedding

When we're going to test out the Sheraton bedding

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Enough of this rhyming game,

TJ is already insane.

Talking to oneself all night and day,

It is not healthy, no need to say.

A mental health clinic is ready for him,

The hope of recovery is rather dim.

He will take a selfie in a straitjacket with a nurse,

Hopefully his condition won't go any worse.

Philly will join him with vodka and wine,

Through the sewerage system they may get to the Rhine.

Twitter: @chocolat_reve

There was a man called Phillyk
From the UK some might say
At least that's the political situation of today
But Philly says he's Irish
I don't think it's acting childish
He drives a yellow reg car
But he doesn't get too far
Up to Belfast or down to Dublin
Wherever he goes he causes a bit of troublin'

Chocolat has a fat cat
Some say it might be a rat
For whiskers and a tail it has
Her neighbours want to kill it with gas
Its head is round and its tail thin
She strokes it on a whim
But she found out it is a rat
Definitely not a cat
And now she's scared and wants it dead
She has lots of fear in her head
It makes noises in the night
It gives her an unholy fright

Edited by Trap junior - 16 Oct 2015 at 1:23pm

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chocolat_reve wrote:

Enough of this rhyming game,

TJ is already insane.

Talking to oneself all night and day,

It is not healthy, no need to say.

A mental health clinic is ready for him,

The hope of recovery is rather dim.

He will take a selfie in a straitjacket with a nurse,

Hopefully his condition won't go any worse.

Philly will join him with vodka and wine,

Through the sewerage system they may get to the Rhine.

Why do people think I am mad?
Is it because of my dad?
I am definitely not insane
I don't know why you've got this in your brain?
Or maybe you are all telling the truth?
Now I've got a bloody pain in my tooth
For hypochondria is a real thing
Unless I am imagining this bloody sting
To the dentist I will go
Then I will know
If this is real or all in my head
If it is then I might as well be dead
For living in fear is not right
I try to fight it with all my might
For happiness is all we want in life
So now to get myself a wife
Or is that strife?

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Are you an expert at this chocolat?

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chocolat_reve wrote:

ha ha ;) No, Tj. I'm not.

Are an expert in this, TJ?

Twitter: @chocolat_reve

Actually thats Chocolat right beside you there TJ

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Trap junior wrote:

PhilliyK wrote:

Actually thats Chocolat right beside you there TJ

Now now Philly. There's no need to start making stuff up.

Twitter: @chocolat_reve

That's better. It's always best to tell the truth like me. Now excuse me while my butler serves up my dinner of quail and caviar.

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