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Originally posted by Shoco Shoco wrote:

Originally posted by BrendanD88 BrendanD88 wrote:

Originally posted by Shoco Shoco wrote:

was on a cycling holiday 4 years ago in the alps, while descending one day I lost control of the bike and went round a corner on the wrong side of the road and had a head on collision with a car, went face first in through the windscreen, could easily have broken my neck but ended up with a broken nose and 3 stitches, car and bike weren't so lucky.

Anton that goes to the games with me, did a bungee jump in Crete one year and the rope snapped on him, ended up in the water, not being able to swim with his feet tied together! 



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I'll hold my hands up on this occasion!! Although they do drive on the wrong side of the road in France, so maybe not my fault!!




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Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Got attacked by a Mountain Lion once thought I was a goner


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote BrendanD88 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Oct 2018 at 12:38pm
Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by cullenswood cullenswood wrote:

Was sure I was a gonner, and time really slowed down.    Mad amount of thoughts in those couple of seconds, culminating in "oh, is this how its going to happen"
Yeah its true, mad what goes through your head in the space of a couple of nano seconds.
 
Was involved years ago in a two car collision in London, I wasn't driving.
My mate Ayrton was, fcuking dope.
Both cars written off and 7 people walked away from it.
Four Pakisistanis in the other car with a young white girl told the cops to breathalyse us because we were Paddies.
 
Luckily we were on the way home from training and were sober.
 
 


Wasn't so lucky in San Marino 1994 mind.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Denis Irwin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Oct 2018 at 12:44pm
Originally posted by BrendanD88 BrendanD88 wrote:

Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by cullenswood cullenswood wrote:

Was sure I was a gonner, and time really slowed down.    Mad amount of thoughts in those couple of seconds, culminating in "oh, is this how its going to happen"
Yeah its true, mad what goes through your head in the space of a couple of nano seconds.
 
Was involved years ago in a two car collision in London, I wasn't driving.
My mate Ayrton was, fcuking dope.
Both cars written off and 7 people walked away from it.
Four Pakistanis in the other car with a young white girl told the cops to breathalyse us because we were Paddies.
 
Luckily we were on the way home from training and were sober.
 
 


Wasn't so lucky in San Marino 1994 mind.


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Reminds me of the story Gerk once told on here when himself and BSM were in a carpet shop and the sales assistant was of Pakistani origin. Unfortunately for all concerned BSMs nickname was/is “Packie”

“Here Packie, what you think of this rug”
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Originally posted by Denis Irwin Denis Irwin wrote:

Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Got attacked by a Mountain Lion once thought I was a goner


Jaysus Shocked




Yup, if you ever be hiking in Colorado don't venture off the main trails.
Only got a few cuts and bruises but was quite scary at the time as a ranger told us that when we reported it later that they had had a few reports of aggressive behavior from the Lion population.  
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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Reminds me of the story Gerk once told on here when himself and BSM were in a carpet shop and the sales assistant was of Pakistani origin. Unfortunately for all concerned BSMs nickname was/is “Packie”

“Here Packie, what you think of this rug”
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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Reminds me of the story Gerk once told on here when himself and BSM were in a carpet shop and the sales assistant was of Pakistani origin. Unfortunately for all concerned BSMs nickname was/is “Packie”

“Here Packie, what you think of this rug”

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f**king hell 
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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Reminds me of the story Gerk once told on here when himself and BSM were in a carpet shop and the sales assistant was of Pakistani origin. Unfortunately for all concerned BSMs nickname was/is “Packie”

“Here Packie, what you think of this rug”
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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Reminds me of the story Gerk once told on here when himself and BSM were in a carpet shop and the sales assistant was of Pakistani origin. Unfortunately for all concerned BSMs nickname was/is “Packie”

“Here Packie, what you think of this rug”


Was Ger pointing to the carpet or his chest?

It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na.
I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to
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nearly stood on a viper on a path at the gorge outside Skopje -  we were about an hour from civilisation
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Originally posted by Scamper Scamper wrote:

Originally posted by bogball88 bogball88 wrote:

When I was in primary school, I was in the shed when my da was mixing slurry-I passed out with the fumes. Dont know how close I was to it, but he had to give me CPR.

Did your da also get you to milk a cow blindfolded?

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Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Got attacked by a Mountain Lion once thought I was a goner
 
 
did you drop any trash
 
 
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Originally posted by Newryrep Newryrep wrote:

Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Got attacked by a Mountain Lion once thought I was a goner
 
 
did you drop any trash
 
 


LOL

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Edited by Denis Irwin - 09 Oct 2018 at 1:28pm
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Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn
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Originally posted by Shoco Shoco wrote:

was on a cycling holiday 4 years ago in the alps, while descending one day I lost control of the bike and went round a corner on the wrong side of the road and had a head on collision with a car, went face first in through the windscreen, could easily have broken my neck but ended up with a broken nose and 3 stitches, car and bike weren't so lucky.



f**king hell!! How the did you survive that? 

You must have been going fast and the car too? 
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Woke up on many a Sunday morning, had a look at what was beside me and nearly died of shame....
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Woke up on many a Sunday morning, had a look at what was beside me and nearly died of shame....
You sh*t the bed again?
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Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

Originally posted by Cabra Hoop Cabra Hoop wrote:

Woke up on many a Sunday morning, had a look at what was beside me and nearly died of shame....
You sh*t the bed again?
 
No shame in that, common enough. So much so, bought plastic sheets and wear adult nappies after a weekend session.
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