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    Posted: 15 Aug 2017 at 7:52am
I've had some mad dreams over the course of my life.

Had one last night I was singing Karaoke with David Bowie and Hidetoshi Nakata while Kate Upton danced.

Once dreamt I was Peter Stringfellow and was running the London marathon wearing only tiger print thong.

What was weirdest dream you've ever had?
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Funny you should raise this. Last night I dreamt that I booked a holiday with Sid Waddell to the US. I have not met Sid yet, so my dream had him looking like Martin Adams as in his posting ident. It was a strange dream alright.
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I remember absolutely pasting Pam Anderson out of it in my own single bed in my parents gaff years ago. I was genuinely elated and had to wrestle my horn to take a half time piss in the middle of the night. I was giggling to myself thinking about how no one would ever believe me and that I'd have to convince her to come back for seconds some time. This was surely a formality as she was LOVING the action I was dishing out. I'll never forget the moment of confusion while I thought again how no one would believe me. How it all seemed so unlikely. I literally legged it back into my bedroom and even had to pull the covers back just to be sure but at this stage, the cold truth had dawned on me.
Pure devastation set in. I was in terrible form for the rest of the week.

There wasn't even drink involved. I just used to sleep walk occasionally and was prone to vivid dreams. I'd say a lot of the springs in the mattress were destroyed that night
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Actually thought to myself while making this thread, It would be one for Quey


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I used to get "Old Hag Syndrome" 


Would often wake up in the middle of night, couldn't move a muscle and I would hear an old woman walking up the stairs, then she would appear in front of me and start screaming in my ears, trying to climb on top of me and stop me breathing etc. I got used to it after a while as it happened very regularly! Hasn't happened in a while thankfully.

Woke up one night screaming, tried to jump out my bedroom window only for my Dad was there to stop me I could of been seriously hurt as I was asleep at the time doing it! 


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Originally posted by MC Hammered MC Hammered wrote:


I remember absolutely pasting Pam Anderson out of it in my own single bed in my parents gaff years ago. I was genuinely elated and had to wrestle my horn to take a half time piss in the middle of the night. I was giggling to myself thinking about how no one would ever believe me and that I'd have to convince her to come back for seconds some time. This was surely a formality as she was LOVING the action I was dishing out. I'll never forget the moment of confusion while I thought again how no one would believe me. How it all seemed so unlikely. I literally legged it back into my bedroom and even had to pull the covers back just to be sure but at this stage, the cold truth had dawned on me.
Pure devastation set in. I was in terrible form for the rest of the week.

There wasn't even drink involved. I just used to sleep walk occasionally and was prone to vivid dreams. I'd say a lot of the springs in the mattress were destroyed that night

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Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

I've had some mad dreams over the course of my life.

Had one last night I was singing Karaoke with David Bowie and Hidetoshi Nakata while Kate Upton danced. That's plausible as you're involved.

Once dreamt I was Peter Stringfellow and was running the London marathon wearing only tiger print thong. Honestly, that sounds like complete bullsh*t. How would you know you were him for a start? Also dreams generally involve the first person perspective, as in you and how the events revolve around you, so the fact you'd imagine yourself to be a specific person like Peter Stringfellow ffs (probably one of the most least interesting individuals you could dream about) LOL sounds like complete sh*te. 

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Originally posted by Het-field Het-field wrote:

Funny you should raise this. Last night I dreamt that I booked a holiday with Sid Waddell to the US. I have not met Sid yet, so my dream had him looking like Martin Adams as in his posting ident. It was a strange dream alright.


How much were the flights? 180?
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Originally posted by Green Devil Green Devil wrote:

I used to get "Old Hag Syndrome" 


Would often wake up in the middle of night, couldn't move a muscle and I would hear an old woman walking up the stairs, then she would appear in front of me and start screaming in my ears, trying to climb on top of me and stop me breathing etc. I got used to it after a while as it happened very regularly! Hasn't happened in a while thankfully.

Woke up one night screaming, tried to jump out my bedroom window only for my Dad was there to stop me I could of been seriously hurt as I was asleep at the time doing it! 



I've had sleep paralysis a few times myself. Genuinely frightening it is when you don't understand what's happening
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Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Originally posted by Het-field Het-field wrote:

Funny you should raise this. Last night I dreamt that I booked a holiday with Sid Waddell to the US. I have not met Sid yet, so my dream had him looking like Martin Adams as in his posting ident. It was a strange dream alright.


How much were the flights? 180?


yep and he had bed and breakfast over there
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Dreams aren't always self involved Muff, you can dream of being other people or things and see yourself as them from your own perspective a bit like Quantum Leap you inherit their body as such.

That Old hag thing sounds terrifying. I do from time to time wake up at night because i have the sudden urge as if I was about to fall out of bed
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Originally posted by irishmufc irishmufc wrote:

Originally posted by MC Hammered MC Hammered wrote:


I remember absolutely pasting Pam Anderson out of it in my own single bed in my parents gaff years ago. I was genuinely elated and had to wrestle my horn to take a half time piss in the middle of the night. I was giggling to myself thinking about how no one would ever believe me and that I'd have to convince her to come back for seconds some time. This was surely a formality as she was LOVING the action I was dishing out. I'll never forget the moment of confusion while I thought again how no one would believe me. How it all seemed so unlikely. I literally legged it back into my bedroom and even had to pull the covers back just to be sure but at this stage, the cold truth had dawned on me.
Pure devastation set in. I was in terrible form for the rest of the week.

There wasn't even drink involved. I just used to sleep walk occasionally and was prone to vivid dreams. I'd say a lot of the springs in the mattress were destroyed that night


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Regarding this thread all dreams are weird. 

Used to get the hag syndrome a lot - wreck the head it was LOL
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Any of you ever get the outer body experience one where you feel as if you are wide awake and you can feel yourself floating above the bed even though you can see yourself on the bed, with a massive buzz of what I can only describe as electricity around yourself?
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Had the weirdest dream last night,I was about 10 years younger and went to college in New York studying sociology and I lived with my lecturer who was a French woman named Veronica La Fleur and walked around the house half naked majority of the time plus we had 4 baby hippos as pets.

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Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Had the weirdest dream last night,I was about 10 years younger and went to college in New York studying sociology and I lived with my lecturer who was French woman named Veronica La Fleur and walked around the house half naked majority of the time plus we had 4 baby hippos as pets.
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