Liam Kelly

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Yeah, with a fine gut on him. 

I think he will come back for Mick

Would he have met O'Neill though ? He never joined up with a squad did he ?

Imagine MON selling the dream to Kelly 

“When we won the European Cup under Mr Clough, we had several midgets like you around. We used them as foot stools in the dressing room. Mr Clough would often leave his drinks on their heads. When footballs would get stuck behind bushes in training sessions, we would throw the likes of yourself headfirst over the shrubbery to retrieve them. So you see, you can have a big future in the Irish set up young man. BIG, hahaha! I jest. Anyway, let me tell you about a new game I’ve invented where the object is to kick a football into outer space. You may have seen me trial it in our recent matches”

Didn't need to meet him. MON managed to f**k that one up down the phone alone. It'll come out one day. 

Love it! Is that when you're worried your Tinder hookup won't show?

If you go into his actual wikipedia page rather than the search engine banner, he's listed as 5'4. That's his actual height give or take an inch. He's nowhere near 5'10