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irishmufc
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the funniest line from Jezza:
"one Mr. Jeremy Corbyn, stands there with a poppy lapel so tiny you'd need a telescope to see it" |
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sid waddell
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Unbelieveable! Jezza's on fire today! Keyboard Twitter warrior Lefty Lineker gets blasted out of it! HOPKISS AT LARGE - BRITAIN'S NUMBER ONE - TOUGH ON LIBERALS, TOUGH ON THE CAUSES OF LIBERALS! Just who does Gary Lineker think he is? A BBC football presenter or a professional SJW? Over the last month, Lineker, not content with his cosseted, protected existence as not just a BBC presenter, but a BT one as well, has tweeted a stream of subversive left-wing propaganda that undermines the values this country stands for. What right has he to give his views on politics? WE pay your salary, Gary, just like we pay for the bloated, liberal BBC which employs you. And we DON'T pay you to spout lefty liberal propaganda over Twitter. So, Gary, why don't you put your money where your mouth is? Why don't YOU take in a Muslim family? Why don't YOU subject your family to the risk of being suicide bombed in their own house? Why don't YOU go off to live in the Jungle in Calais, or go to the beaches in Greece where illegal immigrants are landing by the hour, or to the front line in Syria where they're killing each other and see how you get on with these "victims"? Because if you don't, you're a hypocrite. You have people like the communist thug George Galloway praising you on Twitter. You retweet the awful Owen Jones of the Guardian. Why are you not disassociating yourself from people like them? You defend the inefficient socialised medicine of the bloated NHS, claiming it saved your son's life. Well, I guess you got lucky. I bet you go private next time, I would too. Smoking guns The proof of Lineker's dangerous, politically correct liberal views is clear. A quick look back over his Twitter timeline uncovers a long list of smoking guns. Today, Lineker retweeted the following vile message sent to Nigel Farage by the account @realmatbaynton: "Oh, f**k off. You've failed SEVEN times to be elected as an MP. You don't represent anyone other than yourself." Who the hell do you think you are, Gary, retweeting that? How many times have you stood for election? None, that's how many. You're a coward who's content to sit on the sidelines and sneer at others. While Nigel Farage was setting up UKIP, where were you? You were prancing around Japan picking toe injuries, that's where. Oh, and mind your language while you're at it, please. Is this the kind of language you want children to read? Is this the kind of language you plan on using on Match of the Day in future? Yesterday, Lineker retweeted a message from a "homeless charity". Do YOU help the homeless, Gary? If you're retweeting a message from a homeless charity, why aren't YOU out on the streets each night giving meals to the useless layabouts, alcoholics and drug addicts who occupy the streets scaring people to death. Well, dear readers, if Mr. Lineker walks the walk as well as he talks the talk, maybe the next time one of you readers go to an ATM machine and there's a homeless person squatting beside it, intimidating you to part with the cash YOU'VE earned, maybe Gary Lineker will be there too. Maybe he'll have some Walkers crisps with him. Maybe he'll be be feeding his Walker's crisps to the homeless person. Or maybe he'll be trying to scam you out of parting with more of the money YOU use to pay HIS salary, rubbing metaphorical salt and vinegar (Lineker) into your wounds. Or maybe he'll be at home, still being paid by YOU to sit on his sofa reading about football or reading about whatever politically correct, lefty liberal SJW cause he thinks is trendy these days, and tweeting about it. In another tweet yesterday, he said the following about the Syrian leeches that threaten our national security: "how could you possibly not have sympathy with those that flee to look for homes elsewhere. Poor, poor people." Oh, do me a favour, Gary, and play me the world's smallest violin. These people are not coming to Europe to make a better life. They're coming here to take advantage of our naive hospitality. They want to take over the place. Have you not heard about ISIS? Have you not heard about how they want to set up a caliphate? They want to kill us. And you want to roll out the red carpet for them? You sicken me. On November 20th, he accused Donald Trump of being "the best parody account on twitter" after the President-elect of the United States rightly stated that Nigel Farage would make a great British ambassador. Do you do irony, Gary? It appears not. Donald Trump's Twitter account is NOT a parody. It's a VERIFIED account. And you should read it, it might knock some of the wooly nonsense out of your brain and knock some much needed truth into it. On
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sid waddell
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Continued: How dare you, Gary. Science does not back you up. Of course Obama is a creature. Why are you denying science? Is it because Britain gave science to the world and you're ashamed to be British? It is, isn't it? When the account "Je Suis English" (@bignick47) tweeted the very sensible comment to Lineker:"Most normal folk would prefer an automatic delete of any whiny liberal winge about what they don't like", Lineker responded pathetically: "You seem to spend most of your time whining about people whining, and following them to do so. Strange chap." YOU'RE the one whining, and whining about people whining, Gary! Have a read back over the exchange and see who's whining! On November 7th Lineker tweeted :"This marine Iguana is getting my vote for BBC Sports Personality of the year". What an insult to our great sportspeople who did our country proud. And this is the man who is only presenting the BBC Sports Personality of Year programme! Andy Murray, Chris Froome, Alaistair Brownlee, Jason Kenny and Nick Skelton, I wonder what they'd think of Lineker disrespecting them like that. I wonder what Jamie Vardy, who plays in the position Lineker used to play for for Leicester, and who unlike Lineker, actually inspired them to win the league rather than be relegated, would think if he heard Lineker saying an iguana is a better centre-forward than he is. Yet Gary cannot take a joke. When the account "2playthewhiteman" (@Amen1924) joked in the wake of Donald Trump's resounding victory that "I would be the first to applaud if that smug self-righteous bastard topped himself, I REALLY WOULD", Gary lamely responded: "Well I'm sorry to disappoint but I have no intention of topping myself. Some lovely folk on here." Such a delicate soul, our Gary. Then a few minutes later, Gary showed how much he respects free speech by tweeting: "Blocking a lot of hate filled people." You don't like the truth, Gary. You can't handle the truth. On November 4th he tweeted: "But Im entitled to free speech too. What they are doing is divisive, irresponsible and dangerous." No, Gary, what you're doing is divisive, irresponsible and dangerous. On November 3rd when the front page of this very newspaper hit the nail on the head when it said "We Must Get Out Of The EU", Lineker tweeted: "The opening paragraph is quite possibly the biggest overreaction in newspaper history." Attacking us for attacking the cossetted, undemocratic judges who want to deny the people by "upholding the law". "Upholding the law", what a lovely euphemism, by the way. On November 2nd he disgracefully accused this newspaper of "dangerously divisive racial incitement" when we fearlessly exposed the scandal of foreign lorry drivers using mobile phones under the headline "Madness!" He even had to cheek to claim it wasn't just foreign lorry drivers who used mobile phones while driving, but claimed, completely without evidence, that our British lorry drivers did so as well. That, right there, is a self-hating Englishman, a self-hating Briton. On October 26th he wrote the following, intolerant tweet about football supporters who don't want gays in the game: "8% said they wouldn't watch their team anymore. Well that would be a bonus." Well, Gary, some of us don't want to watch footballers kissing each other after a goal. Supporters who don't like gays have just as much right to be heard as you. And there's more. Go back further on his Twitter timeline if you don't believe me - I haven't had the heart to go back any further as it disgusts and depresses me too much. Gary has said that if Leicester win the Premier League again he'll present Match of the Day with no clothes on. But he already does that every week, metaphorically. We all know the emperor has no clothes. He's proved it with his ridiculous ramblings on Twitter. Is there any trendy liberal cause he won't support? It's time to stop telling us what to think and leave politics to the adults. You've already been a goal thief, a crisp thief and a wages thief. You will not thieve anything else from the British people, Gary. We have spoken, and lefties like you had better get used to it. It's time to turn off your Twitter, Gary. Either that, or do the decent thing and resign. Because we do not pay you to lecture us with lefty propaganda. Edited by sid waddell - 22 Nov 2016 at 6:07pm |
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Jezza has joined Twitter....
https://twitter.com/JeremyHopkiss?lang=en
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Denis Irwin
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Jezza voice of the silent majority
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
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irishmufc
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"Well, dear readers, if Mr. Lineker walks the walk as well as he talks the talk, maybe the next time one of you readers go to an ATM machine and there's a homeless person squatting beside it, intimidating you to part with the cash YOU'VE earned, maybe Gary Lineker will be there too. Maybe he'll have some Walkers crisps with him. Maybe he'll be be feeding his Walker's crisps to the homeless person. Or maybe he'll be trying to scam you out of parting with more of the money YOU use to pay HIS salary, rubbing metaphorical salt and vinegar (Lineker) into your wounds"
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Denis Irwin
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Already got a GOP group from Virginia following him |
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
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irishmufc
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I f**king burst out laughing at the Union Jack baloon Those gobsh*yes in the U.S. thinking he's real. Jeremy Kyle would probably go daft if this got tweeted to him Edited by irishmufc - 23 Nov 2016 at 7:59pm |
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Denis Irwin
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Like your new tagline muff
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
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irishmufc
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I know I'm a turncoat and even got grief in Vienna over it
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Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been.
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irishmufc
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Will Jezza be offering his condolences on the death of Castro?
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irishmufc
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Never mind that filthy crustbag commie Castro the real tragedy is Eric Bristow getting sacked from Sky. Would Jezza care to comment on this disgraceful move by Sky?
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Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been.
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Denis Irwin
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Someone from UKIP is following him
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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irishmufc
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Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been.
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Are you familiar with Dale Maily Sid?
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sid waddell
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This was from the BBC 2 show "Revolting" tonight? I saw a good bit of it and liked it.
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Yeah, some of it is hit and miss but I like what they are trying to do. They pissed off a lot of idiots with the 'housewives of ISIS', always a good thing. The same guys did ' the revolution will not be televised'.
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