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SISAO? What the hell is SISAO?

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Ye wouldnt get on her to get over the wall
I'd rather open the winda and ride the night
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''She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp''

''As mad as a bag of spiders''

''sick as a plane to Lourdes"
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she could eat an apple through a letter box! As rare as hens teeth. Theres wiser eatin grass
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some classics in there lads! keep em coming!
 
'i wouldn't touch her with yours'
 
'if i had a bag full of mickeys i wouldn't give her one'
 
'you dont sweat much for a fat bird'
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great thread

"she would suck the chrome off a tow-bar"

"head like a melted welly"

"she would suck a golf ball through a garden hose"

"head on her, the tide would not take her out"
 
 
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It’s Nessa actually

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As funny as a burning orphanage.

I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover).

I left her with a face like a painters radio.
Its very frustrating being a Slob
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he wouldn't give you the steam off his piss

on a scale of 1 to 2 i'd definitely give her one
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Good shot, lovely ............ oh good jaysus
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"Id suck the fart outta her arse"
"Sometimes, sh*t happens, someone's gotta deal with it, and who ya gonna call?"
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Sweatin’ like a paedophile in a Barney suit.

Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche.

She has a face on her like a bulldog that’s just licked piss off a nettle.

I wouldn’t ride her if she had pedals

Shes as bright as a five watt bulb.

As busy as the Dalkey dole office.
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she has a fanny like a badly packed kebab

sweatin like a dyslexic on countdown

des kelly wouldnt lay her

the tide wouldnt take her out

a mickey the size of a double value can of right guard
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During a match: "Touch of a rapist"
They finally did it man... They killed my f**kin' car...
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Sweatin like a pregnant nun.

Busier than a one-legged cyclist.

I'd ride her til the neighbours complained about the smell.
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She's being around "so ye better use scaffolding boards or ye will fall in"
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wouldnt ride her under an anesthetic.
 
she has a face like a bag of lego... in bits
 
 
 
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Sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown
Sweating like a hooded rapist

Edited by McGoldrick - 28 Nov 2009 at 6:31pm
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Are ya chewin on a brick........either way your gonna loose your teeth!!!
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'bent as a fiddlers elbow"
 
'more meat on a butcher's knife"

"i'd ate a mile of her sh*te just to see the hole it came out of"  (this one has to be said in a 'carlow" accent - and its used to describe an exceptionally cute chick.
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radion wouldnt shift ya
a coat wouldnt wear ya
a bear wouldnt hug ya
you wouldnt get a wave off the sea
you wouldnt get a date off a calendar
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