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    Posted: 27 Apr 2012 at 10:32am

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done,
and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Ireland . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.



Edited by AidoM - 27 Apr 2012 at 10:33am
But what they do have and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world! And I include Canada in that!
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Best one ive heard in a while LOL
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I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
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Aido the sell out.  
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1990 called asking for its joke back
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Did Hornet tell you that joke back in the stone age when yis were nippers and ya just remembered it now?
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Originally posted by BigPodge BigPodge wrote:

Did Hornet tell you that joke back in the stone age when yis were nippers and ya just remembered it now?
 
AngryAngryAngry..........any way, we didn't meet until the Iron Age
Wallet ?? What the fcuk is that ?
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Originally posted by Sligo Hornet Sligo Hornet wrote:

Originally posted by BigPodge BigPodge wrote:

Did Hornet tell you that joke back in the stone age when yis were nippers and ya just remembered it now?
 
AngryAngryAngry..........any way, we didn't meet until the Iron Age
 
I thought it was the Ice Age ......... it certainly feels that long ago Ouch
But what they do have and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world! And I include Canada in that!
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You got a giggle from me 7/10

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