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Glenn Whelan- Stressed looking lad you see having a fag outside boylesports.

Joe Ledley- Head of mixology in Dublins newest craft beer and cocktail bar.

Sol Campbell- Works behind the ticket desk at a tube station.

Ross Barkley- Unemployed, lives with mum, lives for the weekends.






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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Originally posted by Roberto Baggio Roberto Baggio wrote:

1. Glenn Murray - looks like the sort of man you’d see walking round a housing estate whistling to himself with a bucket and a sponge to clean your windows



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Jack Grealish - the kinda lad you'd see falling out of a nightclub at 5 in the morning in Ibiza.

No, wait...

OK, serious one: Peter Crouch - working the checkout in a supermarket, but hoping to be moved to stores where he could get to drive the fork-lift.


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Mile Jedinak - "we don't want your type around this area, no sir-ee"
Seanie Maguire - The actor who plays the 'early years' in the critically panned biopic about Michael D
Callum O'Dowda - ended up doing a J1 in San Fran, is physically incapable of talking about anything else other than his J1 in San Fran
Jonny Hayes - racist taxi man (it helps that he already wears Celtic gear)


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John Stones - The man that installs your Sky box. - You open door say hello and see that big dippy dry sh*te standing there "i've come to fit your sky box, where do you want it"? The bathroom put it in the bathroom you'll find plenty of plugs sockets to hook it up. 

Ederson - The bloke that sits at the top of a slide at the water park. 

Raheem Sterling - Standing outside an Ibza nightclub telling its a 'sick' night out and offering you free vodka shots.  
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Pep Guardiola - Idealistic Art teacher with his sleeves rolled up showing you to make free brush strokes while painting a naked female model and saying ''et voila' before kissing his fingers to represent perfection.


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Originally posted by SeanG4393 SeanG4393 wrote:

Ederson - The bloke that sits at the top of a slide at the water park. 

 
Ederson would be a sicario for his local cartel
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Harry Kane's the sort of person you'd find wondering the aisles of Poundland asking how much the items cost to buy.
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Originally posted by OnTheOneRoad OnTheOneRoad wrote:

Not premier league but Antoine Griezmann looks like an arsehole exchange student that comes over, criticises your mam's cooking and tries to cop off with your girlfriend


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Razor ruddock   the drunken bar fly who at the weekend doubles as the bouncer at the local disko and the crap Santy at christmas
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I've always thought Nani looks like a pickpocket.
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Cesar Azpilequeta looks like a Spanish exchange student who comes in to stay with you and spends his evenings Sat quietly in the corner saying nothing.

Nemanja Matic looks like the lad you don't want your girlfriends older brother to be.

Michail Antonio. Pizza delivery lad on a moped.
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Jeff Hendricks - Personal trainer that creeps on women in a gym
Seamus Coleman - a lad that works in a rural petrol station with no card machine
Jonny Hayes - An electrician with 5 kids that spends his Sunday in a pub.
Glenn Whelan - drug dealer that wears a grey Adidas tracksuit



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Originally posted by ABFC ABFC wrote:


Seamus Coleman - a lad that works in a rural petrol station with no card machine

LOL and he's a good boy who always shows up to work on time and doesn't ask why the diesel is 50c a litre
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Originally posted by FrankosHereNow FrankosHereNow wrote:

I've always thought Nani looks like a pickpocket.


He'd be in a Jackson 5 tribute band
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Mourinho - looks like a dodgy Europcar rent a car desk man in Faro airport who tries to find dents in your car upon return to screw you out of 600 euro

''no no this scratch was not here.  I'm sorry you signed contract. We take 600 euro'' as he shrugs his shoulders carelessly as he banks his commission for screwing you over.
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James Milner: drives a bin lorry
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